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meantime it's me time it's beam time
friends it's time the only cure for
sadness hole would you look at the time
it's mean time also my watch is telling
me that I need to stand up I am standing
call me out wash I like sitting on my
fat ass let's go back onto the subreddit
this week and see what you sweet baby me
me dreamers cooked up this time can you
dance like this Shawn
oh let me see it let me see those
talents let me see those feet look at
them go [ __ ] late fair place you get
it you sit here clambake of course I can
dance like that
every Irish person can it's built into
our blood please
last place haven't danced like that in
years I also think I pulled my hamstring
an Irish Rubik's Cube come on is this
just a potato
where the [ __ ] did you get this honestly
I kind of want to try it how did you
make that mad yeah that's a grand old
looking sport a grand oh look and tuber
if I do say so myself fair play to you
lad no stop you think
just cuz I'm Irish that everything has
to be about potatoes Irish dance and
whiskey and just cuz you're right
doesn't mean it's true
what can you [ __ ] off you can still do
it you hit this many calories out
whatever okay I'm having a lazy day I'm
having
I don't want to be held accountable for
my actions my cousin what's your PC
password me two seven seven three five
three my cousin what hentai
you wouldn't get it first of all as a
gamer and a hentai lover excellent great
top quality meme but also why would he
say what after you said two seven seven
three five three they would just put
that password in and be like oh cool
I've into the Internet or into your
password your PC whatever I'm an old man
oh wait a minute said me say what after
say two seven seven three five three
makes no sense
I like proper logic and discipline in my
means you can't just be coming out here
throwing out he sort of [ __ ] her to wall
and calling it in the [ __ ] Jackson
Pollock okay you need to have some sort
of logic to this this is why you know
create memes they're hard to make when
you and when done right they're
beautiful it's like sending your kids
off to school for the first time and you
finally have the house free to yourself
a therapist to make me less sad meantime
okay I know I say meme time is your only
cure for sadness and a meme a day keeps
the depression away okay
those are jokes all right do not
actually take that seriously
I don't want anybody out there being
like oh well I just need to make memes
and jokes and laugh and then I'll get
rid of my sadness no a therapist is very
very important it's very crucial in your
mental health journey you can't get a
therapist then speaks to somebody please
I said I don't want anybody going out
there being like well jack said that
memes cure depression please actually
take care of yourselves
okay your big brain it's very very
important it's very much needed in life
please take care of it memes are a great
way to laugh but they are not the be-all
and end-all cure I know the tagline is
false advertising smash that like button
the killer searches through the house
where could he be he ding ding ding top
morning found them you could probably
say the first half of anything in the
house and I'll yell it out like a
[ __ ] [ __ ]
and get myself killed I'm pretty sure if
I ever caught myself murdered it would
be for being too loud just walk into my
house and smack the whiteboard and
you're just here Oh somewhere in the
house it's like trying to find your
iPhone
oh there it is I found it thank you
phone at least you're not telling me to
stand up next charity livestreams Shawn
should do one for the Australian
bushfires our leader Scott Morrison went
on holidays to Hawaii so maybe an Irish
potato can do more to save our beautiful
country than our own leader not my
artwork but I can't find the OGS or live
credit in the comments did you I hope so
yes I am doing one I say two like a week
ago that I was going to do one on the
25th I'll be doing a charity livestream
here on YouTube I didn't plan on doing
one for this month because I said I
wasn't gonna do them every month again
this year but I think that the Australia
one is in dire need of some attention
and some funding put their direction so
we'll do one on the 25th I should have a
sponsor that will match one of the
donations as well or help fund our goal
- so we can put some really great money
towards helping out Australia because
they badly badly need it right now
how many animals have died in the bush
fires professor Chris Dickman no jokes
this is serious
he released the statement explaining how
he had reached a figure a statement
which he refers to the numbers of
animals affected rather than necessarily
dying as a direct result of the fire to
be 480 million 480 million animals it's
probably even it's probably twice that
since that was reported because it just
keeps going they've been going since
September so I think that it's it's a
really great thing to funnel money
towards right now because the last I
heard the firefighters weren't being
paid for it it was all volunteer work
and so much of the country now has been
burned so many homes are affected so
many animals are affected entire
ecosystems are being destroyed so I
think it's really important that we all
come together for something like this
it's an emergency cause but there's
there's a lot of good that we can do for
it so the 25th we'll be doing a stream
and we will try and raise as much money
as we can for this cause on that day so
I hope to see a lot of you there this is
a picture I took oh my god that's so
well edited I got very long arm look arm
I'm too big arm can't even fit in frame
of camera that's how it works my arms
are just so long they're actually
wrapping back around and let's put you
in the back of the head right now
this is a sign I took a picture of in
front of in LA right before the Emilia
Clarke stream this is the original
picture the original picture actually
said my book is down here I can't even
remember what they were advertising but
it was just a perfect picture and
perfect mean template so of course you
got to go with it so people made I got
very long errand follow your dreams
[ __ ] I love an aggressive positivity
hey you
you're [ __ ] wonderful okay you're
beautiful and you're doing great and I'm
very proud of you
[ __ ] everyone else you're a beautiful
butterfly you deserve love [ __ ] you're
gonna love my nuts off Vince Vince with
Slap Chop okay I have a Slap Chop I have
one in my house it's somewhere out there
I can't remember actually put it but we
are going to do it in the video I'm
gonna put this up shop in a video at
some point we're gonna [ __ ] around with
it we're gonna chop up some notes we're
gonna chop up some vegetables we're
gonna chop up some eggs you're gonna
love my nuts I'm gonna go away from the
whole like punching hookers side of the
thing that Vince did that was kind of an
extracurricular activity that Vince had
to do kind of scumbag thing to do as
well so I'm not gonna do that part I'm
just going to do it the fully Mimi jokey
part okay deal cool infinite Irish Jesus
Christ I don't know if that's infinite I
can't see infinitely down that I see
like four or five max come on can't pull
wool over my eyes and say that it's a
thing shrek 2 was the best trick okay
slander and lies shrek 2 is not the best
trick i watched it again recently with
some friends it's not as good as they
thought it was it's very dated because
they put in a lot of cultural references
at the time like jokes from like
commercials and [ __ ] that do not age
well whenever you put in it's like these
videos probably won't age well because
it's all it means of the current time
but they're only relevant to right now
but when you have something like a movie
you can't it's like scary movie 1 vs.
scary movie 2 scary movie 1 I like to
hear movie 2 more when I was younger
I'll extract two more when I was younger
but that sorry because I was like haha I
get the reference no when I watched you
to think oh God really someone thought
that was a good idea to trick one time
is classic it's perfect it's a great
story
perfect under
the underdog hero story aren't find the
beauty in sight alright doesn't matter
if you're an ogre go [ __ ] yourself
alright you're beautiful Shrek one is
amazing it's so much better than all the
rest of them if anybody else wants to
fight me on it I will meet you on the
beaches and I will fight every single
one of you well I actually fight every
single one of you because they don't
know how many would actually show up and
it's kind of like a whole like would you
fight a hundreds that were sized dr.
Shawn make shut the [ __ ] up I sure hope
this doesn't cross the boundary that
Jack mentioned this is awesome holy [ __ ]
that's so good I mean terrifying that
face so he said it looks like mr. Aizawa
from my hero academia it really does
that's awesome but I really like the
colors of this it's really good thank
you very very much
I always know fan er thank you what what
you guys are all beautiful thank you for
drawing stuff about me all the time it's
very very flattering t-shirt what are
you laughing at me nothing my brain jack
black playing blackjack with Jack Jesus
Christ its back everybody I'm so happy
McLaughlin means we're back again not
happy I'm very disappointed but I let
the slide
cuz it's clever and I also like the
cropping of the head oh my god I saw
this on our crappy design but I don't
see the problem
Jesus Christ these Oh me anyone [ __ ]
bought this well unless it's a joke no
everybody think [ __ ] RedBubble it's
full of stuff that people just make and
then put up and then are like hey money
please I'm not gonna like that's a sexy
bed
I would love to sleep in a bed of my
head I hate bad if you were where people
make it 38:53 on these on RedBubble when
I could just make these myself and put
them up on my website should I do that
what kind of stupid [ __ ] should I do
April Fool's is coming up we should make
some stupid ass [ __ ] for that or to make
pillowcases where it's like my mouth is
the opening so it looks like I'm
devouring the pillow what's next
jacksepticeye body pillows ooh gross ooh
stop I'm so nasty
unless RedBubble and Etsy and all those
things are wonderful resources and
stores for people to be able to sell
their own stuff but if you're just
taking a picture of me and put
on something and then selling it that's
kind of shitty I mean there's there's
arguments around all of this about like
people drawing their own pictures and
their that's technically your artwork
then of something else so that's a
different story but if you're just
taking my thumbnail and slapping it on a
picture and then selling it for $40 I
searched jacksepticeye and RedBubble
there's game grumps there's what is this
got to do with me why is this showing up
when I search myself oh my god there's
tons of them holy [ __ ]
Oh No who would want to sleep why I
searched jacksepticeye throw blanket and
I'm getting fork knife what my Jack's
given the green light to be able to
swear again ladies action
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that is all I did try and do a thing
without swearing for a while I did work
I was like let's test it out and see if
if ad revenue really is affected by
swearing but I don't think it is I think
ad revenues just [ __ ] from the
beginning anyway it's just everything's
a mess these days what ad rates because
of all that [ __ ] that's happened over
the last like five years it'll never be
the same again there is certain words
that I can't say there are certain words
that will absolutely get me D monetized
one of them begins with a C which you
know very well I said it plenty of times
before
I don't want this video to get to
monetize so I'm not gonna say it you can
get to sneak it in every now and then or
put it on a mug but you can't actually
say it out loud it's the one word that
gets me D Mon I'm sure there's other
ones that would get me very heavily
demonetized but the one that I actually
used that got me t monetize was that one
[ __ ] shittin balls all of that is fine
balls is not a swear word it is the way
I meant it
behold my Jojo Oh C Jobin sceptic oh my
God he's hideous and beautiful at the
same time and I love him the neck angle
doesn't even match up his head is broken
I try now watch like two episodes of it
and it was so [ __ ] bizarre I don't
know if it gets better or if it gets
worse or it's the same over and over
again maybe I just didn't have the
patience for it right then but I really
want to get all the memes I want to get
what's going on I want to understand
what
culture is when I uploaded the chase
video the entire comment section was is
that a Jojo reference
Jojo Burnie I did however not realize
that the to be continued meme came from
Jojo I felt like a fool a foolish stinky
I was watching like the first and second
episode and suddenly the music happened
I was like on my phone or something as
the episode was ending and I was like
hold on yeah
Irish military getting ready for World
War 3 that's a good picture I like this
a lot
joke's on you we would never get
involved in the war the Irish military
is more like come on bytes will go up
against them behind the lights
yeah but did you go up to the other army
all right you guys want to go for a
drink I need to say yes or no it's like
that [ __ ] I'm going for a drink I
mean to get to Ireland you need to go
through England and if you've gone
through England and their army then what
are we going to do this is great I love
it I love being tiny Keanu
that's so much energy it's so so
powerful regular-sized Kioto
ain't got [ __ ] on tiny shark Yahoo and
I'll agree
Evelyn is breathtaking Jack looking at
his tall dirt squeak wow your thought on
Freddy also I get to be baby Yoda hell
yeah [ __ ] love baby Yoda kick that
[ __ ] like a football
he'd go so far and then he probably used
the force and kill you but whatever
it'd be cool this has probably been done
before but oh well l'm out
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[ __ ] dirty no he said it he
said the world I'm not loud damn it it's
written on his face amazing the best
song I've ever heard
I know well I came down to a crossroads
in my head where I was like sure I still
want the videos to do well and I don't
want [ __ ] to get demonetized constantly
and all that kind of stuff but then when
I got to a point
the less I was swearing the more I had
to think about not swearing I was like
this isn't me anymore if I have to cut
out all the swearing then what the [ __ ]
is the point goddamnit I don't think
that swearing is the only thing that I
do or the entirety of what I do in my
channel but it is a very big part of me
and being Irish in the way I was raised
so why would I try and get rid of that
parker's if Shawn was a beauty guru oh
look it's a potato
this'll it'll help me figure out how to
do the makeup on my own face oh god such
a waste of makeup everyone who uses
makeup is looking at this right now
being like please stop that costs $90
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you're not just giving me smokey eyes
you're giving it eyes oh that's great my
god but seriously please stop lacing
your makeup it's put the potato in a
nice stew and be done with it
being fake with your audience to get
views I no no no being real and have an
honest conversation about mental health
oh yes yes yes the problem with this
mentality and a lot of people have it is
that they're not mutually exclusive you
don't have to be fake to get more views
there is ways of getting views by doing
shitty things but a lot of people who do
that are just shitty people that's
nothing being fake I just want to do
things my way be myself talk about real
[ __ ] get it done otherwise what's the
point I'd rather just stop if I have to
do it any other way
I mean I'm not perfect and I make
mistakes and all that kind of jazz but
still third my mistakes
I'd rather [ __ ] up and be honest about
it and get past it rather than [ __ ]
up and denying it and then being like no
I'm amazing did you guys know that I'm
such an amazing youtuber look how high
my horse's giddyup pony but thank you
I'm glad that we can at least still be
real and honest here and genuine and
have proper conversations and you guys
are still all hanging around I want to
watch what I do and be part but it
really does mean a lot it's it's
something that Fame and money and things
like that usually start affecting people
after a while but I feel like the ways
they've affected me are in positive
aspects of my life they've helped me
grow and do more things and just be able
to like get a house for myself and be
able to go and visit all of my friends
and things like that so thank you for
being here not allowing me to do what I
want and listening to me ramble yeah it
may not be perfect but his Honus work
but thank you me me dreamers for
watching another episode of meme time I
love it I love what watching all the
stuff that you guys take from the stupid
silly [ __ ] that I do during the week and
turning it into memes and just rolling
with it it puts a big happy smile on my
face and I'm glad that you're all having
fun with it if you want to be part of it
you can go through the subreddit and
follow us there join the subreddit and
have a grand old with a crack not crack
cocaine crack is in the Irish phone also
new cloak stuff came out recently the
future was now I really really like it I
think it's some cool stuff so if you
want to check that out check that out as
well you can go to cloak Francom I get
some for yourself got some cookies until
next time all I did was wrap myself up
in my headphones