- I was hoping caffeine,
but I think more like wheat grass or something?
- Natural energy sources.
(fun 80's music)
- It's just concentrate. Concentrate.
They have now called it
Water additive energy shot.
- [Producer] Yeah.
- I always have an energy shot
of some description before I come in here
and today I didn't even have it
because I don't need it. Yes!
- It's like a dilute, like a cordial.
- You can't go wrong, you can't go wrong.
- Oh, is it, wait-
is it watermelon?
- Yes.
- And?
- Mamma MiO!
- This could be like gum.
This could be cigarettes.
This could be literally anything, this packet.
- It doesn't make me think, oh, that's a cordial.
- Not a clue. Watermelon and (mumbles).
Let's see if you taste it, you might get it.
I think it does taste like just drinking the jelly mix,
which I actually used to do.
- I feel like each mouthful we take is gonna be more intense
because the concentrate's clearly heavier than the water,
but it looks like a nice little cocktail somehow.
- That is so fucking nice.
Oh my God.
- Why don't you just drink a pint of water, like?
What's wrong with the world?
- Yeah, but there's something weird going on with this.
Tastes kind of plasticky.
- Can you imagine crossing like,
the Gobi desert or something, and somebody goes, "Water?
Oh wait, where's my MiO?
It's in my boot, just reach down".
Like fuck off.
- You told me to bring extra rations, but at least I have this.
- That's crazy. Oh my God.
Because like, I spend a lot of money, relatively,
on coffee and energy drinks.
24 servings. - I know.
- That's 24 TRY videos now I'd be hyped for.
- Or two really good ones (laughs).
- The smell is fake, but the taste is good.
And then the combination of the two is just slightly like...
- When you smell it, it kind of smells like damp clothes.
- Pretend you're a scientist or something. Whoa.
- Yeah (mimics sound). - Red.
- Also (gargles).
I mean, don't take big gulps.
Sugary when you drink most of it.
- That is how I neck things, I- What? "Don't take big gulps?"
Oh it's white, or clear.
Oh, it's water.
Oh this does not look natural.
Blueberry lemonade.
- From the color I would guess blue raspberry.
- No fat, no calories, no carbs and no protein,
but it has sodium. I love that.
Like, this tiny thing has a lot of salt in it
and nothing else.
And it tastes like blueberries.
- Not a significant source of nutrients.
- I'll say. - Oh my god.
- I'll say, MiO.
- Let's cheers.
- More power to you, get the blueberry lemonade into you.
- It just doesn't taste like...
it tastes a bit bitter.
- Wow. These are so sugary one after the other.
- My eyes are vibrating.
- It's a little different of cordial
that I don't think I've ever seen my water
with blueberry or anything like that.
- No, now that said,
I can still just taste strawberry watermelon.
- That's quite strange.
- I don't like it, but I keep sipping it
cause something about it is kind of, like, moreish.
- Strawberry Watermelon was 10 out of 10 actually,
compared to this one.
- Okay, it's slightly more lemonade-y.
But I imagine most of these taste similar,
and it's the color that makes your brain associate
with the flavor it's meant to be,
or am I completely wrong?
You look like you don't believe a word I'm saying.
- No, I get the blueberry--
- You're like "that Brian Gallagher's a goddamn liar."
- Tastes a bit like sweat.
A little, a little.
I'm not saying like sweat full-on,
but there is a hint of sweat.
- This will go down as one of my least favorite shoots
of all time.
I'm sitting here drinking water.
(Burps)
- Oh nice.
- It's like you're having cartoon water.
Cause, you know, in a cartoon
the glass of water will be blue.
- Do you know what?
I bet you it'd be nice for decorating your toilet.
Giving it a nice flush, a fresh stream.
- Maybe you could just put this--
- In the back.
- You can use this as one of the blue things
and just put it in the cistern and then you'd get 24 flushes.
- Yeah, blueberry.
Every time you went for a crap
it would smell like blueberry.
Wouldn't that be a nice world to live in?
Thanks, MiO.
- You know the way there's a screen between us?
- Yeah. - We can only now TRY Five,
with thereby making it a thing.
(laughs)
Another red one.
- More orange, clearly orange.
- Okay.
- Did to see what it is? - No. Orange?
- What does it say right there?
- Mango Peach? Fuck off.
- It's giving me a red lemonade moment,
but I know it's not going to taste like that.
- What do you think it is? Give it a taste and guess.
- Let me guess,
there's nothing in it, apart from salt.
- Yeah, I keep reading the back
like I'm going to see something different.
"This one has one calorie." - Ooh.
- See, I don't know if not being able to guess the flavors
is a reflection of your taste buds.
I think it's a reflection of how artificial this is.
Ugh, ugh, gack!
- Yeah, this is very strong.
- Oh God, it tastes like gasoline.
- Sweetened with sucralose and acesulfame potassium, weird.
- Just how mom used to make.
- It's like Tic Tacs, but you just can't offer to anybody
unless they have water in front of them.
Say, "Look, what's that there?
Oh, it's, well it's..."
- Do you have any water? Wait 'til I show you this.
- I wonder if it'd be more exciting
if you were just like swigging it.
- I think that is just so perverse.
Like to whip out the thing and be like
No, I would not do that.
- Just go to a brunch with all your friends
and they've all got like their mimosas
and everyone's feeling fancy,
and you're just like, "You girls have seen nothing yet".
- Yeah, that wouldn't be for me.
- Oh Christ, that is rotten. Holy moly!
It really tastes like you're drinking petrol.
- Cause I don't think anyone drinks dilute to be healthy.
And this is like adult dilute
for kids who never grew out of dilute,
but who are sad now.
- I'm thinking of like the cheap lollipops that you'd have.
If you like melted one and then tried to drink it.
- Oh yeah.
- That's what that tastes like.
If it's that concentrated,
could you turn a river into a stream of mango?
Sure it would kill the fish, but they'd taste nice.
- Yes. (laughs)
- Okay. This one also looks like blood except it's redder,
so this is apple flavor.
- Cranberry raspberry.
- Jeez, it matches your lipstick perfectly.
- Will we taste it?
'Cause I haven't looked.
- Yeah, I'm going to go with like apple,
or maybe cranberry or something.
- Cranberry.
- Raspberry... - There's two in it.
You got raspberry, one.
- There's two in it?
Raspberry cherry. Raspberry... - Cherry's not one.
- Oh no, there's nothing in this one either.
- I feel like we're kids who were just experimenting
by throwing food coloring in lots of different waters.
"Look at the red! Oooo!"
- I don't know what this is.
It could be cranberry, it could be apple.
It just tastes like generic red.
- Red flavor.
- I swear like red flavor is such a thing.
- Tell me, I have no idea. - Cranberries.
The minute-- Yeah, you're right.
- Cranberry and raspberry.
- Okay, I got a little cranberry.
Raspberry, no.
- I like this one. This one's lovely.
This one's really, really nice.
I'm going to finish the whole thing.
- This is just to drive kids wild.
It's all it is.
- It's a nice cheap way to fascinate a kid,
but without actually having to buy, you know.
Just go, "here throw this in your water."
- An Irish father, "Go put color in your water
and don't be annoying me".
- Look at it. Look, look.
- Yeah, this one's okay.
Your main thing is your stirring has gotten
so much better as time went on.
You know, we're all here to grow.
- Actually, you look like Dermot through this
for some reason.
- Who? You look like Dermot? I do?
- Yeah, it was warping you in.
- I feel like the ones where you can't guess the flavors
are actually better.
- That's true, yeah.
The peach one nearly fucking took your face off.
- The peach was awful actually!
I just remembered the peach.
- Actually, do you know if we were outside,
summers day, lying in a garden, maybe one of these.
If that was lying around, and I had water, I'd be like yeah.
- Yeah, you'd be like "well isn't that serendipitous?
There's a MiO lying in the grass, near a waterfall."
- I'm very, very happy with them.
- Yeah, well two of them were shit, two of them were good, look, it's grand.
I'd still drink all of them.
- I'd drink all of them.
Three of them I absolutely loved.
- Well, I feel that I have no extra nutrients in me,
but I feel well-hydrated.
- I didn't feel that my water had reached a level of
enhancement that would warrant my purchasing that product.
- The energy claim, I don't know what that's based on.
- Yes, I definitely feel energized.
I feel like my eyeballs are electric.
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