- I know that you all joined the orchestra
because you love music and you wanted to follow your heart.
But guess what?
I'm the conductor here,
so you're following me now, capisce?
(beginner guitar playing)
All right, after months of deliberate practice,
I am ready to take my playing to a whole nother level.
I think it's finally time for me
to tackle the happy birthday song.
Come Sunday, Mom won't know what hit her.
So we all understand perfectly well
why mayonnaise isn't an instrument.
However, hear me out on this.
What if it is?
Hello, jazz band, nice to be playing with all of you.
So if someone could just show me where the sheet music is,
I'll get myself prepared.
Guys?
The sheet music?
For the love of all that is holy,
can someone please tell me where the sheet music is?
Okay guys,
just because we're about to play to our biggest crowd ever,
we can't let it go to our heads, okay?
But let's get out there right now
and show that crowd of 30 people what we're made of,
but be humble about it.
But let's kick some butt.
But keep your ego in check.
It's a fine line.
Hey, has anyone seen Davey?
You know, that guy who plays bass in our band?
I mean, this band.
(upbeat bass music)
Bass.
I don't understand why you're asking me
to leave the campfire.
Is it because I played "Wonderwall"?
Or is it because I played "Wonderwall"
and all the ladies were digging it,
including your mom, because look, that can't be helped.
Moms love me.
(soulful guitar music)
Dude, what song is that?
Oh, that?
That was just my warmup.
Yeah, my drum kit just keeps growing and growing.
Pretty soon, I'll have more symbols than the guy from Rush.
Who?
No, not the guy from The Who, totally different band, bro.
Oh, okay.
Good question.
I just find that I drum better without earplugs, you know?
You don't need to be formally trained in music
to fully express yourself,
all you need is the ability to play with feeling.
(off-key guitar music)
Ah, yeah, I am feeling it.
I used to be drawn to playing free-form jazz
because I thought it was the only way
to play music outside the box,
but then I realized the piano itself is a box,
and I took that personally.
I can make music without ever picking up an instrument.
With this software,
my songs can be as complicated as I want
because there are no humans to let me down
with their lack of technical proficiency.
My newest track has five different time signatures,
played simultaneously, very advanced, take a listen.
(mixed genre music)
It looks like I'm all set
for another zany and eccentric performance.
I got my ukulele, my accordion, and my musical saw.
The only thing I forgot was
to check my imagination at the door
and to actually sell tickets to this show,
now that I think about it.
My friends keep asking me
when am I gonna stop playing these coffee shop gigs
and level up my singer/songwriter career.
But what they don't understand is,
I like playing coffee shops, they have coffee, it's great.
Plus, if I play coffee shops for the rest of my life,
then I never have to test
whether or not I can truly live up to my potential.
Here's the deal.
If one more person trash talks my tuba,
then all y'all are gonna pay the price.
Seriously, Timmy,
if you make one more remark about Tubby the Tuba,
you're gonna get an oompa oompa to the face.
(mellow piano music)
So yeah, that's a just a little song I composed
about the meaning of life.
Wow, so what is the meaning of life?
Well, I just told you in the song.
That's the thing about music,
it expresses truths we understand
but cannot express with words.
Music bypasses the intellect and speak straight to the soul.
Either that or everything is meaningless
and it just sounds pretty, I don't know.
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