You're so laid back and relaxed.
I feel so at home.
It is so good to be back here.
Thank you for having me.
You know, I haven't been on stage much and this is just--
it's like riding a bike, you know?
I [INAUDIBLE] doing it.
Yeah.
You left the price tag on your shoes
but I'll get those off later.
You can see them on the bottom.
Hide those.
I don't want people to know I'm very rich.
That's why I'm so laid back and easy going in interviews.
Yeah, I know.
Well I love that you're so comfortable that you
can be like that.
Hey listen, let's talk about Gene
and the toy kitchen he has.
Oh OK, well see it looks like a toy kitchen.
That is a real kitchen.
Oh.
OK, he cooks three meals a day for us.
And that is the least he can do.
Yeah, you see him in there.
That's a shot of him.
He was making us chicken cordon bleu.
Oh, wow he's very good.
He's so talented.
He's so-- he cannot read and he only says two words,
car and mom.
But he is a five star Michelin chef.
Wow, wow, that's very impressive.
Very, very--
Thanks.
Yeah
He gets it from me.
Well sure, sure.
So you're-- So you're--
[INAUDIBLE] day.
Yeah.
So you're learning to cook because--
now did you cook at all before you got married?
I've never cooked.
I know how to make like three meals.
And now, I never have to learn how to cook.
Because, you know, Chris cooks.
And I-- as it turns out, I'm a terrible,
awful chef who cannot listen.
Yeah but you're doing--
you have your show, Amy Learns To Cook,
and so I would assume--
it's mostly alcohol that I've noticed.
It is.
My part is alcohol based.
And Amy Schumer Learns To Cook is a lie,
because I did not learn to cook.
And I am still, what some would say--
as some would call me, worthless in and out of the kitchen.
But no, I did not learn how to cook.
I seriously-- people are like wow, Chris is so patient.
All the comments are like, Chris is really patient with her.
Yeah he is very patient with you.
And he adores you and you can see that in the relationship.
It's the sweetest relationship.
Now, has he learned anything from you,
besides you learning from him?
No, no, truly not a thing has he learned.
I think he's probably forgotten some things that he knew.
It is not-- no, I am not easy to teach.
I just want to shout out all my teachers because I struggle
with learning disabilities and I just can't--
I just can't.
And I'm like, wow, I'm really learning it, in the moment.
And then after, it's just gone.
And then I'm back there like, how do I cut a tomato?
It's just, it's gone.
Let's show a clip from the cooking show
and then we'll go to break.
OK first, get yourself a whole pineapple.
I have it pre-sliced out of laziness.
We're going to make a batch, so I'm
going to put a whole cup of diced pineapples.
I can remember my first piña colada.
I went on a cruise with my grandparents.
We went on one of those like, you know--
Where?
You're not in the shot, don't talk to me.
It's hard to work like this.
I'm a professional and Chris doesn't
know that he wasn't to be speaking to me on the floor.
But can I just say something about the pandemic with Chris?
Yes.
Look, this is our relationship.
It was like-- it looked like it was going to rain
and we're sitting inside our house.
And I was like, I just wanted to tell you, babe, this--
even though it's a pandemic.
It's like this crazy time.
This has been the best time of my whole life.
And he just looked at me and he said,
I'm going to go put the car windows up.
And he did.
And that's why it works.
Yeah.
It's clear to see.
We'll be back.
More with Amy after this.