I know, I know freaking stupid!
bringing him back to my place.
But what was I supposed to do?
I couldn't just let him go.
He knows the secret location to my hidey hole.
He'd blab to Batman for sure.
Could've just killed him dumbass?
Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore.
Plus, he's kind of too cute to kill.
And anyway, maybe I should help out.
Sounds like Ivy could be in some serious troub–
Don't bother yelling for help.
This dump is condemned.
Nobody in the whole building but us Nightwig.
"Wing."
Eh?
It's "Nightwing."
Really, huh? Guess I was thinking of that goofy mullet you used to have.
Yeesh. that was like a whole decade of bad hair days.
Sticks and stones, lady.
I've taken trash talk from bigger criminals than you.
Criminals!? If you hadn't noticed I went straight. I'm a frigging waitress already!
Oh golly. That's right. I stand corrected.
Check this out, Smart guy.
My pile of rejection letters.
Evidently, the Mayo Clinic's got some dumb policy of not hiring former costumed supervillains.
Just like every other Hospital in the world.
There are other jobs.
Oh sure! I got a ton of offers
"We got a very special role for you in Bad Girls After Dark."
Then you gotta love this one.
"A tasteful pictorial to be shot in Thailand for legal reasons."
You say I'm a criminal.
They say I'm a whore.
Well I'm sick of other people telling me what I am!
Whatever.
Gotta say, you gave me a heck of a workout.
Got me all sweat stinky.
pew
Definitely could use a shower. I think better when I don't reek.
Still gotta figure out what to do about Nightwig over there.
Hmm, what to wear? what to wear?
Sucker-punch Harley?
Arctic Harley?
Street-luge Harley?
Roller-babe, Harley?
Steam-punk Harley. Goth-Lolita Harley.
Hey, Nightwig, Is it true you used to be Robin?
Huh.
Ain't that a kick in the pants?
Little Boy Wonder all grown up.
Okay, now... don't be getting any funny ideas.
Too late.
It's funny. I always kind of thought you and Batman didn't like girls.
Wait, what?
you know that book with the headlights and eyeball gouging?
I had to write a paper on it back in college.
Got a B-minus.
Look Harley...
Pretty lonely these last few months, if you know what I mean.
You don't meet a lot of likely prospects at Super-Babes.
I'm kind of choosy.
I'm not saying I don't want to,
'cause that could be nice.
All sorts wrong, but nice
Right now I just really need to find...
Shh!
Face it sugar. I got something you want and you sure as shootin got something I want.
So be a good boy and maybe...
Maybe mama will give ya a cookie.
The things I do for Gotham.
I'm taking that as a yes.
Jason Woodrue: It's Dis–
Nightwing: Oh, God, no! Stop! Stop!
Harley: You stop it!
You're gonna make me pee!
Nightwing: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Cut it out!
How about there?
You ticklish there?
Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir!
I was uh... I was just about to call you.
Meet you at the car!
Did you get what you needed?
Well, yeah.
Ivy's whereabouts.
Of course.
That's what you meant. Uh, no, not yet.
Like you never made out with a super-villain.