another reality show news it was
Bachelorette finale night here on ABC
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in Greece the cradle of Western
civilization which is ironic for a show
that may be the end of it pannagh had to
decide tonight between Tyler and Jed
both men met her on a mountaintop
rings in hand proposals ready to go and
this is how that went for Tyler I
started falling in love with you the
first moment I got to hold you and dance
with you and have you in my arms on our
first date Tyler
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whether you're on a date or a raft that
sound is not ever a good time so Hanna
chose Jed the singer-songwriter which is
notable because Jed is the guy I
predicted she would choose before the
season started I said Hanna will pick
Jed and it did and I have now correctly
picked six over the last eight winners
on The Bachelorette and six of the last
seven winners on The Bachelor thank you
grocer Thomas's house and that gift by
the way as my wife who actually makes
these predictions for me so Jett
proposed to Hannah and it all seemed
fine until Jed's secret girlfriend told
her story to People magazine Jed dated
this woman for four months right up
until he went to be on The Bachelorette
they even spent the night together the
night before he left to do the show he
told the girl he was going on the show
to promote his music career which is
dumb the Bachelorette is where music
careers go to die I mean if you see them
going on the bachelorettes brought your
music career is like going on the voice
to find a wife it doesn't make sense but
to me this is the moment when Hannah
should have known this wasn't gonna end
well
you've supported me you loved me you
challenged me you've moved me in it's
made me love you so simply okay let's
look at that again at the end watch his
face it's made me
love you so siblings in poker they call
that a tell so the engagement is off
even earlier than they're usually off
and what hurts the most of that Jed was
only in it for the publicity which who
could have predicted that's like finding
out your uber driver is only in it for
the money what about your love of
picking me up and driving me places Ted
did show up at the after the final rose
special and what a a round of applause
he got from the crowd are you ready for
this
okay ladies and gentlemen Jed
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by the way thanks thanks for putting my
face on the screen right in the middle
of laughs well anyway if you watch The
Bachelorette tonight instead of the
debate congratulations the country is
doomed because of you but for those who
can't get enough here now to tell even
more all than the last time she told all
it's time for a very special after the
after the after the final rose with
panacea
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please relax you've been at you dad a
lot of couch time tonight I know so I
don't know first before we get to you
let's start with me because I predicted
your final four would be Luke pee bad
remodel and Peter Jed and Tyler G I was
wrong on Tyler G it turned out to be
tireless C but C and G are almost the
same letter basically really so anyway
and then well let's see who I pick let's
go back to that very night you were here
on the show I believe that the man you
wind up with is I forgot which one is
which is Jed and just for the record I
was right you did pick Jed you were
right you were wrong but I was really my
wife yeah yeah yeah and so okay so we
all know what happened we all saw the
whole thing
earlier tonight and then they bring
Tyler out and instantly you see that did
you feel like when he came out we were
like oh boy I wish I'd picked him
instead god I can't really say I tell me
yeah I mean I definitely had feelings
for him too so I don't want to say that
and I grew I got I became a lot stronger
of a woman through all that I went
through so I don't want to say I regret
it but he is pretty great
yeah and so tonight we saw you said
maybe we can go out for a drink or
something did you have a drink on your
way over here it didn't have quite
enough time to even order one from the
bartenders yeah when is this thing gonna
happen do we know I mean I just talked
to him for the first time I know listen
we demand action it's like ya know you
know your whole courtship went you know
was all over and done with in like six
weeks right so we want that drink we
want you to get married and have a baby
on television or something right
I'll let you know when you'll be the
first to know how relieved was your dad
when you told him that you broke up with
Jed because your dad was worried about
him being able to make a living he said
oh don't worry I wrote a dog food jingle
and it's this is gonna work out fine
he was pretty concerned about the jingle
business but uh no I actually called my
mom the other day to tell her light some
news and she was like oh don't tell me
you're back with that boy oh really my
dad goes oh hell no oh really
don't worry did you ever get to hear the
dog food jingle yes I did you did did
dad ever get to hear the dog I don't
think my dad really wanted well maybe
that would have been what won him over I
guess yeah so okay so here we are now
and this is all I mean you're in a state
of flux now you get one guy and who do
you think should be the bachelor do you
have any thoughts on that because a lot
of people would think it might be Tyler
but now it can't be Tyler cuz you're
going for drinks with him and we'll see
where the drinks go but I will they go
in the mouth and then you know they come
back out the mouth I'm so weird picking
the bachelor from my ex-boyfriends but
do you think of them as your
ex-boyfriends what do you think of them
as people who are on a show you were
also briefly on I think of it that way
yeah yeah think of it that way because
that is the way that's
these men were not your boyfriend's they
are casting director found them and
brought them to you and you kicked most
of them all right do that I guess I mean
I thought Peter was really I want them
to have happiness so yeah yeah okay hey
it's good that you found out this out
sooner rather than later let's be honest
most of these things don't work out
anyway so you kind of like accelerated
the whole process yeah yeah I'm trying
to find some silver lining in all of
this yeah well I guess silver lining is
everyone in America hates Jed I don't
want him to hate him well they do and
most importantly of all really is that
we pick the right guy again and my
record is just unbelievably sterling and
I do have to if you have any other major
life decisions you think about running
them feel free to run them by us yeah
yeah you also picked I didn't pick him I
predicted you would pick him I am I
refused to have sex with the guy yeah
well thank you for being here Hannah I'm
glad this worked out for you in a really
really roundabout way I hope drinks with
Tyler go you should probably just have a
lot of them okay everybody the former
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