- Today we ask the age old question.
- Will It Egg Roll?
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good Mythical Morning.
- Some of my favorite foods are what I like to call
the vessel foods.
- Really?
- And that is a food that contains another food.
- Yes.
- They can be a surprise.
And they also make great candidates to find out if something
will and a great vessel food, one of my favorites, is
the egg roll.
It's time to find out
Will - Will
It - It
Egg Roll? - Egg Roll?
- Egg rolls are akin to spring rolls and what happens
in the Spring?
Easter.
And what happens on Easter?
I eat Cadbury Cream Eggs.
- Yes.
- But not egg rolled until today.
This is the Cadbury Egg Roll.
There are two Cadbury Cream Eggs
inside.
- You can see the bulges.
- Oh, my goodness.
- It's like a snake that's just eaten a couple of eggs from
- Aww. - From a baby bird nest.
- Aww, it's so... (crew laughs)
But we fried it.
- And now we're gonna eat 'em.
- We fried him so vengeance is ours.
- Yeah.
Ooo, it's warm
- I would always bite the end off of the Cadbury Cream Egg
and then suck out the sugary innards and not even eat
the chocolate sometimes.
- Of course.
(laughs)
Why am I not surprised?
I don't like the chocolate part.
- (laughs) I'm not gonna do it today.
- Let's do this.
You know we're gonna - Dink it.
- Like this.
- [Link] And sink it.
- Oh!
Hot!
- (laughs) It is hot.
- You guys should've warned me.
The things you usually serve us are cold.
(laughs)
Wow.
- Mm!
- Mm.
Oh, gosh.
That is so good.
- Burnt the lip a little bit.
- I always thought that the innards, up until I was like 17,
I thought it was egg.
- It's not?
- I was like, "Why does the egg taste so good while
"it's in chocolate?
"What did this do to it?" - Oh, my goodness, guys.
This is so good.
The Easter Bunny been holdin' back on us, y'all.
- Yeah.
- He's had these for years.
- This is so obvious that this was gonna be good and it is
everything that I thought it would be and you should
also do it.
- But don't burn yourself.
- [Rhett] Will It Egg Roll?
Yes. - Yes.
- Of course.
Moving right along.
- Keep eatin' that.
- We're calling this the Egg Soul because we have, whoa.
It's got so much girth to it that it just tipped right over.
This thing is full of soul food.
We've got fried chicken, collard greens, mashed potatoes,
and I was told we had a side of gravy for dippin'.
I don't see it yet.
Where is that side of gravy?
- There it is. - Aw, yes.
Here, Link, have your gravy.
Definitely think you should dip before you...
Let's dink, then dip, then eat.
- Dink,
dip,
and eat.
- What in the?
What in the?
What in the world?
- Mine got no soul.
What is this?
(crew chuckling)
Yours is different than mine.
- What?
♫ Never gonna give you up
♫ Never gonna let you down
♫ Never gonna turn around
♫ And desert you
You got Rick Egg Rolled, man.
(laughs)
- I love how,
(laughs)
all of your acting leading up to the practical joke, I mean,
was like,
"What?
"What? - It was so obvious.
I wanted them to know I was in on it.
I actually looked at the camera while you were
unrolling your Rick.
- I think I loosened a tooth
- I was like,
- Trying to break Rick out.
- He's really going for it.
- I wanted to give you guys the benefit of the doubt that's
like, man, this is some hard soul in here.
- Here, you can have this one.
This one's just a regular old.
- Yeah, this one feels heavier.
- I was about to respond to it, react to it but I...
- Mm.
- This is so good, look.
- It's really good after trying to eat a Polaroid.
- I have some mash potato leak but you just take that,
you dip it again.
- Oh, my goodness, guys.
- Yeah.
- This is great.
- This is restaurant quality.
- Mhm.
We're taking this to the fair.
Will It Egg Roll?
Yes. - Yes.
- Get Rick out of here.
Alright, egg, next up.
Eggsed up.
Next up we have the eggs Rolls Royce.
We went - Oh, yeah.
- Total luxury food for this thing.
The Rolls Royce of egg rolls with lobster inside.
There's caviar on top and as you can see there is gold
leafing which is, the egg roll is rolled in gold leafing.
There's also black truffle in there.
- Yeah.
This is expensive.
- Now, we can eat this gold, right?
- I think it just makes the experience later of pooping it
out just
that much more,
- It's very thin. - Enjoyable.
- I think in modest amounts.
Like, you might not wanna eat more than one egg roll.
- Is it real gold?
Wow. - This is real gold, guys.
Dink it.
I'm not excited about the caviar but I'm hopeful.
Black eggs.
You know you at a fancy party when you eatin' a gold
covered black egg.
- You got some gold on your lips.
That's fancy right there.
When you eatin' somethin'
and you're like, "Oh, wipe the gold off your lip, darling."
(laughs)
It's good.
It's not as good as the soul food.
- But it's not bad.
- Can you taste the gold?
Just eat just the gold.
- Some gold.
- Gold on the cob.
(crew chuckles)
- The gold has no taste but because it adds to presentation,
I'm inclined to give this a positive.
- No, I think it does.
I think it does.
It does (laughs).
- It's a seafood egg roll but it's got
a luxurious treatment.
- And the black truffle, I can definitely taste the black
truffle oil coming through.
It makes me feel sophisticated.
Look at that.
I'm Goldfinger.
- I'm gold-fingered as well.
- [Rhett] Will It Egg Roll?
Yes. - Yes.
- Now.
- Oh, my goodness.
- This one, you can see that there's something nefarious
inside of it that's beginning to leak out.
And that thing is lipstick.
This is the Sephoroll.
- Because Sephora is a place where you purchase lipstick?
- Yeah, exactly. - Yes.
- I'mma act like I didn't know that.
- Apparently there is edible lipstick, which you would think
that all lipstick was edible because you put it in and all
around your mouth.
- Yeah, everything you eat sloughs off some of that.
- But apparently because some people thought about that and
realized it might be some kinda concern, they have actually
made lipstick that you can just feel fine just letting go
right into your digestive system.
This is Bite Beauty Luminous Creme Lipstick
in Palomino color.
- So, I can see the Palomino peeking out of the end there.
It's like this egg roll's been in an accident.
It's like it's bleeding
or something. - Let's do it.
It smells fine.
- Ugh.
Palomino.
- Why's yours so much brighter than mine?
Look at that.
- [Link] Is yours chocolate?
(crew laughs)
- No.
Mine just got a little bit more palomino'd than yours did.
- It tastes like
ugh.
- Well, it's fruitier than I imagined.
Once you call something edible you know 17% of the
population is just gonna eat it.
(scarfing)
- In a survival situation, maybe, but otherwise it
still tastes horrible.
It's very waxy.
- Maybe something happened to mine.
Mine changed the constitution.
Not like of the United States.
Its constitution changed.
- [Link] Yeah, that's not the same.
- Taste mine.
Taste the end of that one.
Mine's pretty good, actually.
- Are you telling me you've...
- [Rhett] Something happened fundamental...
Okay, now I'm gettin' kind of a weird taste.
Now that you've tasted it.
- It's still lipstick.
It's still lipstick.
- Well then, let's use it.
(coughs)
(crew laughs)
Let me see if I can use it.
(crew laughs)
- Worked for me.
- Yeah, that looks good on you.
See, mine's very natural.
It's like, "I don't think he's wearing anything at all."
- It looks great but it tastes horrible and it's coated
the roof of my mouth.
Forever.
- For the man who wants to enjoy an egg roll and looks like
he's not wearing anything at all.
(crew laughs)
Except that guy.
- [Link] Will It Egg Roll?
No. - No.
- That was not a good idea.
Speaking of not a good idea, the arrival of Spring brings
many issues in the form of allergies.
So we have created the aller--
How are we saying this?
The allerg-roll?
- No.
The Allegroll.
- Allegroll.
Yeah.
Like Allegra the medicine for allergies.
- You don't have to explain every joke.
(laughs)
You don't have to.
- I'm explaining how to pronounce it.
- You're explaining to yourself.
Oh, like Allegra.
- I mean, look at the roof of my mouth.
All of that.
- Yeah.
But, again...
- [Crew] Oh.
- Oh.
You look like Miranda now.
I feel like I look like I'm gonna rock this.
- I been through the ringer.
I've had a rough night and it's still breakfast.
- We have multiple allergens.
We've got hay, we've got bee pollen, we've got
cat hair.
Again, donated by Lizzie's cat.
- Basically this is like a deep fried scarecrow.
Dink it. - Oh, gosh.
- And sink it.
Cat hair?
(crew laughs)
Like Lizzie's cat?
Oh, my gosh. - Oh!
Oh! - Oh, no.
Oh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
(gags)
I'm sorry I pulled it out.
(crew laughs)
I got scared for a second.
I'm gonna have to go smaller bite.
Just gonna rip it apart there.
- Looks like an exploding cigar from like old cartoons where
they allowed that.
- You know,
the outside's not bad.
Right?
- Yeah, eat some of the inside.
- It's in my mouth, man.
(gags)
- It's too early for this.
It's the cat hair that is disturbing me the most.
- I don't know, I'm gonna give it a chance.
I mean, it's got a lot of fiber in it.
Bee pollen is like a cure all.
- You know what, I can actually taste the bee pollen now.
It's sweetening it a little bit.
Can you taste it?
Might be some residual lipstick, I don't know.
- It feels like the hay's not gonna go down.
- I'm focusing on just the bee pollen part.
(gags)
Wow.
- I got a piece of hay that hit the thing that hangs down
on the back.
- The uvula.
- Now I got a cat hair in one of my molars.
- [Link] Ew.
- Oh.
Oh.
How did Lizzie collect the cat hair?
Just petted?
What did you swallow?
- The whole shebang.
- You really did?
- Yeah.
I needed some fiber.
- Alright. (crew applauds)
Congratulations, Link.
So you liked it?
- No.
So will it egg roll?
No. - No.
Okay, well.
- But it was worth a shot,
you know? - We answered a lot of
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