Taylor: It was night of the Grammys and boy was it magical.
Victoria & them (first 3d) This was way different than the vmas. (2ND 3d) The most iconic teachers
performed together , (Prince Beyonce) Mariah , nick cannon, JLo, and I was treated like
royalty.
(Pop Queens & Taylor) I heard Kanye west wasn’t even allowed to attend, serves him right.
(Kardashian Scene)
Joan Rivers: Prince , is it true that you dated Madonna in the 80s?
I wouldn’t know, wasn’t born yet heh , 90s baby here haha
Madonna: yes!
Yes we did, but he didn’t even want to eat food, so I went to england picked and up a
Brit.
Prince: That’s stupid
(Will.iam & others walk behind)
Joan Rivers:yea uh huh, oh look there’s Bruno Mars, sorry old timers gotta go, I’ve
got more younger, millennial people.....like myself.... to interview .....
Prince: That’s not nice, it’s narcissistic it’s arrogant
(Beginning Credits) OUTSIDE: Mary J Blige Interview, Elton John,
Miley Cyrus & Ariana, Rihanna
INSIDE Ciara, Justin & Selena
Katy: Katy pretended to be nice to me, but I could tell she was angry I was dating John.
I don’t know why, shouldn’t she be happy with her fiancé.
Perez: Ms. Knowles you are giving me cunty Sasha Fierce right now, tell me how much did
this outfit cost?
Beyonce: None of yo damn business that’s what tf it cost, now take yo behind to a study
hall and finish yesterday’s assignment Perez: Yes your royal heiness.
Taylor: John was so excited to take pictures with me.
He was so romantic, he didn’t even want to speak to me unless we were being filmed,
someone’s not afraid of a little PDA.
(50 Cent walks in front )Wendy , Ellen
MJ: Welcome everyone to Superstar High’s annual Grammy Awards.The academy has chosen
their winners & My sister and I are so proud to have a school with talented students like....
Stephanie Germonatta Bowie, and Adele Adkin.....
Taught by teachers like the beautiful Britney Spears....who is NOT a robot anymore.
Even our groovy smooth rap students like 50 cent are bright and.....well maybe not him
he scares me heheh Taylor: Gaga’s performance with Elton John
was kind of boring
MJ: And I hope this clears up yet ANOTHER rumor about me, this student Miranda Cosgrove
is not a Jackson.
I know we may look similar but we are not the same person ok?
Gee gosh Perez: She doesn’t even go here!
Now Give it up for the Queen bee, the H.T.I.C.
Head Teacher In Charge, Beyonce Knowles!
And the grammy goes to.....Beyonce...Halo!
Ms. Knowles performance was pretty cool.
I should copy this song and make a record called “The Man” in 10 years
Taylor: And I got to perform live with Stevie Knicks, a Super Star High Alumni...
Taylor: *Singing horribly to “You Belong with Me* ♫You're on the phone with your
girlfriend, she's upset.
She's going off about something that you said 'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do
♫
Taylor: Oops maybe I should work on singing live...., I wish they had auto tune microphones.
PEREZ SCENE: Please welcome to the stage, Super Star High
Alumn and grammy award winner....
John Legend.
John Legend: Now it’s time for The Biggest award of the night, Album of The year.
The nominees are.....
I am Sasha Fierce - Beyonce, The E.N.D.
- The Black Eyed Peas, The Fame - Lady Gaga, and Fearless - Taylor Swift.
And the grammy goes to..... Taylor Swift
Beyonce: Jennifer Lopez....g-girl you look a fool in that dress..
Will.i.am: What do Black eyed peas even taste like...
Fergie: is a black eyed pea just a regular pea that got punched?
Taylor: Aaanndddd action! , okay Taylor, just keep acting fake surprised, you can do this.
That acting class is paying off nicely.
Gaga: Of Course she won, this school sucks her labia any chance they get,
Beyonce: I am gonna give this girl so many demerits it ain’t even funny, no ...detenions,,,,,wait.....suspensions.
*GASP* EXPULSION! oooooo just wait!
Taylor: Oh My god oh my god I can’t believe I won!!
Taylor: *in her head* (I knew I was gonna win)
Taylor: This is album of the year!
This means so much to me!
Taylor: (wow Ke$ha and Perez are good at rigging these awards)
Taylor: These are the stories we are going to tell our children when we’re old
Taylor: (I sound faker than my moms tits but who cares)
-Taylor grammy pics -cut to PMZ news
Paris Hilton: welcome back to PMz where we’re giving you all the hot gossip on what went
down at the Super Star High ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS .
Perez: Thankyou sis, Lady Gaga performed or whatever, won best song I guess, Beyoncé
won some things but get this!!
New girl, Taylor Swift won the biggest award of the night ,best album!
Unbelievable.
Paris: *ahem* Perez: what?
Paris: tell them about my cute dress or I’m telling mom you failed your blogger exam.
Perez: *sigh* My sister Paris wore this totally cute limited Gucci number last nite , Work
hunny....
Lunch Room
Rihanna: why is Katy hanging with youtubers, they’re like at the bottom of the celebrity
food pyramid.
Gaga: She has to collab with Rebecca Black for Ms Carey’s class, so lame
Rihanna: Wait is that the “Friday song girl”? , that song makes me want to call my Navy
and ......you know what, let me not...
Nicki ignores scaffbeezy Nicki: congrats again Taylor baby, my little
lamb chop Gaga: yea congrats, you know u never mentioned
you submitted your album to the Grammys Taylor: oh it was probably my mom, she’s
like so into managing now.
Taylor: Making up stuff became second nature to me, the lies just kept coming.
I sill couldn’t believe I won my first Grammy, Gaga was totally jealous.
I guess Kanye really helped people feel sorry for me , thanks jerk-face.
Kesha: ok , lets just hope Lady Gaga’s next album is trash, I want to bury her!
Wanna hit? Taylor: No thanks
Perez: you snagged the biggest award in music, it’s like I’m talking to Beyonce, and
ms.
Knowles always ignores me.
Kesha: Yep all we have to do is keep rigging the awards and makin Gaga lose.
Perez:We were thinking of making Ke$ha win next year.
Taylor: um, well maybe we should keep making me win, you know because a fellow pop queen
winning will only make Gaga more mad you know...
Ke$ha: uhhhh ok yea sure.
Perez: see ya, i gotta go take a tinkle
*perez goes to the bathroom*
Fergie: Yooo Perez man, I thought we were so cool.
Perez: Uuhh Peas, can I help you?
Kinda tryna use the little girls room here Will.i.am: I saw you tampering with the Winners
ballot, you rigged the grammys so that mediocre country girl could win
Perez: ok first rude, you don’t know her, and 2nd.... maybe your album just wasn’t
that good.
And yea Fergie, I called you fugly, but that’s just my opinion...............*Gulp*
Soo yep that’s pretty much the end of the story, ok that’s not actually the end , Lady
Gaga loosing best album to me, sent her down a road of more drugs and less success.(parody
footage) So we booted her from the Pop Queens.
That year, she was hit by a bus……Ok I’m totally kidding (gaga bus scene), but she
did break her hip on her Born This Way Tour. (film FOOTAGE) Now I hear she’s making an
album with the jazz teacher.(film FOOTAGE) Katy Perry’s success from her album Prism(BIllboard
FOOTAGE) rose her to the throne in 2012.(parody footage) But after she stole my dancers, we’ve
been having some bad blood.(parody footage) Ms Knowles had a baby(parody footage) and
I don’t really talk to Kesha or Perez anymore.
(film footage)They said they couldn’t risk getting bullied from rigging award shows for
me anymore….So I Guess we just grew apart(MQ footage), now they’re both friends with
Lady Gaga, ugh whatever.(Film footage) But Selena Gomez and I still are bestie goals!(MQ
footage &Film) (show ed sheeran) That Ariana Grande girl has taken over pop music, she
and her friends are Varsity cheerleaders now.(MQ footage) And as for me I went through a few
boyfriends(MEETING ZAC EFRON) after I broke up with John Mayer, who was obviously using
me for fame(fILM footage).
I even dated this British boy band member named Harry Styles.
(fILM FOOTAGE) The money I’ve made from all these break up songs is insane!
(Dolly &taylors house) Lady Gaga gave the Flop Book into Principal Jackson and pinned
it all on us(Gaga in office)......but we stole it back.
(IN kATYS ROOM footage)Anddddd now you’re all caught up, in the year 2015, (Balcony
FOOTAGE) I can’t believe I used to have that Tennessee accent haha.
(City footage) So now only 5 more years to go here at Super Star High, I doubt they’ll
be as crazy as the 5 I’ve had so far.
(hALLWAY FOOTAGE) Oh let me guess, I’ll actually make up with Kanye West and then
he’ll call me the b word on one of his songs right?(mq footage) Hah Yeah right that’ll
ever happen.
(oUTSIDE sCHOOL)
Okay Katy Cats, let’s see who’s in the flop book today..
AHaha.
So not fleek!/Sorry not sorry
Britney: Umm hello......is anyone there?
I’ve been down here years.
There’s nothing but honey nut cheerios down here to eat.
I just wanna go home and watch Jersey Shore......oh baby babyyyyy