Carly, hi, I'm Shelby Marx.
[screaming]
All right, this is a song I wrote myself,
especially for iCarly.
Hope you guys like it.
[off-key]
♪ I need the world to see ♪
♪ You're my musical ♪
♪ Just take the time That you need ♪
♪ To breathe ♪
How was that?
[clapping]
Awesome!
I can't wait till we go live.
Say hello to our new best friend.
The genius behind Fred...
Lucas!
[cheering]
Yeah! What's up? Yeah!
Okay, and just to prove that we're all buds now,
check out this brand-new video.
- Watch it! - Do it!
Play it back.
[alarm ringing]
Hey, it's Fred! Look at my cabbage!
Why can't it speak Spanish?!
Muchacho!
Ow, my stomach feels queasy.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- Have you seen my cabbage? - Oh, my gosh, a person!
- Why did Fred flee? - People scare me!
[screaming]
This ostrich thinks I'm a lady.
[screaming]
I wanna go to the cranberry parade.
I buried Paul.
More people! [screaming]
I'm eating chips with trans fats.
Oh, my God, I'm so happy!
Okay, last week we promised to show you guys
an original Wade Collins music video.
But then we learned
that Wade Collins is a big old jerk face.
A raging jerk-aholic.
Worst guy ever.
We hate him with all our heart. But if you don't believe us...
Take it from someone who has worked
closely with him on America Sings.
- Look out, people! - 'Cause here comes...
David Archuleta!
[cheering]
Hi!
Hey, David, thanks for coming on the show.
Oh, thanks for having me. I'm a huge fan of iCarly.
Who isn't?
- Losers. - Exactly.
So, David, what was it like hanging out with Wade Collins?
Oh, well, you know... He's okay.
- You don't like him, do you? - Not really, no.
Let it out, David.
Well, he called me a hob-knocker.
I don't even know what that means.
- Oh, gross! - And illegal.
The important thing is we all agree
that Wade Collins is horrible.
- Okay, I got a plan. - What?
- Speed dating. - Speed dating?
Yeah, we set up one long line that leads to you
and then each guy gets 15 seconds to impress you.
You're a male model?
Well, I was, but I quit modeling
because now I'm the lead singer in this really cool band--
- Carly would hate you. - But, no--
Get out of here!
[knocking]
Come in.
Mom?
I know who I am.
You married?
Excuse me?
I don't see a ring. You got a woman or what?
Pardon my mommy's desperation.
Pardon my daughter's personality.
And now a first for iCarly.
A world-famous band is going to perform live, right here.
- Right now. - So please welcome...
The Plain White T's!
[cheering]
Yeah!
Hey, I'm Tom Higgenson.
All right, let's do this for iCarly.
[cheering]
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪
♪ There will be No rules tonight ♪
♪ If there were, we break 'em ♪
♪ Nothing's going To stop us now ♪
♪ Let's get down to it! ♪
♪ Nervous hands And anxious smiles ♪
♪ I can feel you breathing This is right where we belong ♪
♪ Turn up the music! ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪
♪ This is a dance For all the lovers ♪
♪ Taking a chance For one another ♪
♪ Finally it's our time now ♪
♪ These are the times That we'll remember ♪
♪ Breaking The city's heart together ♪
♪ Finally, it's our time now ♪
♪ It's our time now ♪
[cheering]
♪ Baby, you light up my world Like nobody else ♪
♪ The way that you Flip your hair ♪
♪ Gets me overwhelmed ♪
♪ But when you smile At the ground ♪
♪ It ain't hard to tell ♪
♪ You don't know, oh-oh ♪
♪ You don't know You're beautiful ♪
♪ If only you saw What I can see ♪
♪ You'll understand why I want you so desperately ♪
[clapping]
Uh, no hug for the technical producer?
Aww, come here, Freddie.
[sniffing]
I'm sorry.
Now how can you be sure Shelby's really our new best bud?
Well, only best buds would do super slow motion
- spit takes together. - With grape juice.
While a powerful fan blows our hair back.
Let's do it!
Let's do it! We're doing it!
Okay, let's get real close here. A nice grape shot.
And ready... Go!
[fan starts]
[cheering]
Okay, that's it for this iCarly.
Till next time.
Random dancing!
Whoo!
[dance music playing]