-Do you see that? -Yes.
-You seeing that?! -Yes!
Sorry for yelling.
What if I told you I know what happens when you die?
You become a ghost.
Best part of being dead, is the freedom.
We could take out some truly evil people.
Was that a bad guy?!
We answer to no one.
I’ll tell Charlie what’s happening, and Cassie, you then hand him the envelope.
Can you un-serve?
What do you mean, like take it back?
I’ll never get to really be his parent again.
He needs to know that I fought for him.
Popes can’t resign.
If you do this you will damage the Papacy forever.
I can no longer sit on the chair of St. Peter.
You’re mistaken. You are...
Silence!
I can not play this role anymore.
Chaos is the most dangerous thing in this world.
But, without control, chaos will kill you.
So that’s all life is to you - monsters and money?
It’s all it needs to be.
Where’s Jess?
I don’t know.
Jess?
My teeth are killing me.
I would like to apologize for what I said.
The part where you called me old, or the part where you said I can’t handle my practice?
Wow, I didn’t know city girls could shoot whiskey.
What makes you think I’m a city girl?
What do you say, Robinsons - ready to go through the looking glass?
I’m going to find him.
Queen Amber!
Do you have any names to share?
No.
I want this baby to have a normal life.
Our child will be heir to the kingdom.
I don’t know if I’m ready to be a Queen, and a mom.
I can’t even reach my own slippers.
Allow me.
A perfect fit.
Haha!
So, you want us to be undercover spy racers?
Dope!
A Christmas selfie before you leave?
Yeah!
Ami...
Santa is as real as the hair on your mother’s head.
Her lashes...
Her desire to kill me right now.
Stephanie and Jimmy have not had a chance to pick out the name yet,
so let’s not make them fell self-conscious.
Yeah, I kind of wish you’d given that speech before I went to the printers.
My father is from Eritrea.
He’s an Eritrean Jew.
And he came here to America, met my Mamma at a gas station, and Boo-Ya!
That’s the first lesson of this special, I just decided.
You can go very far in life if you pretend to know what you’re doing.
A lot of people in TV thrive that way.
All the women on the Titanic would have been like, “It’s so annoying the boat sunk.”
How do you not see an iceberg?
That had to be the main discussion on all of the life boats, right?
It was just a bunch of women being like...
“So you just didn’t see it?”
Did I close that porn window last night?
I think I closed it.
Oh no!
Yeah!
Measles is coming back, alright?
Bringing back measles.
Every year, America becomes more and more hipster.
Started to bring back organic small batch diseases.
These are the moments where you realize that you’re nowhere near where you need to be.
You can think you got it all together, something stupid can happen that can
take it all away, like that...
You talk about being conned.
He was playing them like a violin.
I thought the powers that be would welcome the truth. I was wrong.
Either they found the world’s worst serial killer, or it was the biggest hoax in American
criminal justice history.
I’m going to give you something worth way more than 20 bucks.
Watch the bill.
Fyre festival 2.0.
That’s not worth more than $20.
Why don’t you just pick a ham, any ham.
I’ll kind of spread ’em out, and you just take whatever piece looks the most appealing to you.
He even posted these horrific videos
of him allegedly torturing and killing cats.
I wasn’t going to stop until I found him.
There’s prices to pay, there’s consequences for your actions.