of all the afflictions that can befall a
child one reigns supreme beyond scraped
knees and paper cuts nothing strikes
fear into the hearts of kids around the
world
like a splinter
oh calm down we can take care of this no
we can't sheldon if we can't handle a
little splinter they're never gonna
leave us alone again
you're right so what do we do
let me see it
oh boy that's a deep one
hey it's throbbing really bad mama take
it out with tweezers where would we find
tweezers
let's see what we got
band-aids cotton balls
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what's gals
it's gauze and the fact that you don't
know that is not filling me with hope
where would mom keep the tweezers
sometimes she uses a needle on splinters
no no needles anything but needles
wait she has tweezers in her makeup bag
she plucks her eyebrows with them
and sometimes her mustache
anything
nope
wait
maybe they're in her room we're not
allowed to go in mom and dad's room
want me to get the needle
let's make this quick
why you whispering that's how people
speak when they're being naughty i
wouldn't know i'm naughty all the time
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you're really not coming in
no but you're doing great
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what's wrong this really is naughty i
told you
i don't see anything it's just a bible
and a flashlight
what do i do
answer it but sound calm
hello
hey it's dad how you guys doing
we're great
glad to hear it i'm watching tv and
children's reading quietly
i knew you could handle this i'm proud
of you you know what i'm proud of us too
hey okay baby dog i'll be home in a
couple hours stay out all night we got
this
love you too
that was intense
i don't think i'm cut out for this latch
key life
you answer this time i can't i'm
supposed to be reading quietly answer it
sheldon
we're not going in there
hello cooper resident sheldon speaking
hey shelly oh hello mom
how's your day going
shelly
jelly
jelly you there
yes i'm here
she wants to know how my day's going say
it's going good i can't say that why not
it's bad grammar how are you supposed to
say it it's going well
oh that's nice
i've got to get back to work but i love
you and miss you very much
okay
i handled that really well
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you