>> HEY, HEY, HEY, I KNOW YOU ALL ARE REGULARS BUT YOU'RE GETTING
TOO ROWDY, OKAY? AND YOUR FRIEND IS DANCING TOO
WILD, ALL RIGHT? WE'RE GETTING COMPLAINTS.
>> WHAT? >> WHAT IS THIS, THE
RITZ-CARLTON? >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH JANETTA?
>> WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, JANETTA? >> -- MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
>> WHAT? >> WHAT?
>> THAT'S THE ONLY KIND OF GOOD
BOYFRIEND THERE IS. >> EX.
>> WHICH ONE? >> GERALD.
FROM THE GUITAR CENTER. >> WHOA, THE ONE WE ALL SLEPT
WITH AND NOW HATE. >> YEAH.
YEAH, HE GOT EVERY WOMAN IN OUR CLIQUE.
>> DID A BIG OLD SURPRISE MATCH. >> I TRIED TO SHEET METAL MY
EX-BOYFRIEND. >> I CHASED MY EX-BOYFRIEND
ACROSS -- WITH A PIECE OF SHEET METAL OVER MY HEAD.
>> OKAY. >> WELL, DID YOU THROW IT AT
HIM, JANETTA? >> NO, I TRIED.
A GUST OF WIND GOT UNDERNEATH AND BLEW THAT SUCKER RIGHT BACK
IN MY FACE. >> SCREW HIM.
YOU DON'T NEED NO MAN. NONE OF US DO.
LOOK AT US. WE WANT LOVE?
WE CAN FIND IT, EASY. >> PIECE OF CAKE.
>> ALL RIGHT, DON'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT CAKE TO ME TODAY.
>> WHY, JANEY GIRL? >> I TRIED TO GET A CAKE TODAY
AT WAL-MART. THEY WOULDN'T WRITE ON IT WHAT I
WANTED HIM TO WRITE ON IT. >> WHAT YOU WANT ON THAT CAKE?
>> A THREAT? >> BOY BEHIND THE COUNTER TOLD
ME THEY DIDN'T MAKE THREAT CAKES.
>> THAT'S GERALD FROM THE GUITAR CENTER.
>> THE NERVE, WALKING IN HERE. TALK ABOUT SEX ON A STICK.
>> COME ON. HEY, LADIES.
>> HEY. >> IT'S NOT MY FAULT Y'ALL FELL
IN LOVE WITH THIS. I WOULD TOO.
>> NO, DON'T EVEN TRY TO SMOOTH THIS OVER.
>> HEY, I TOLD YOU I DON'T DO MONOGAMY, ALL RIGHT?
WELCOME TO MY WORLD. >> GIRLS, I'M SORRY.
BUT I WANT TO GIVE THIS PIECE OF TRASH A WHOLE MESS OF PAIN.
>> ACT LIKE I SAID BAD THINGS, OKAY?
I MISS YOU. YOU SMELL SO GOOD LIKE MENTHOL
CIGARETTES AND BAR LINES. WHICH ONE OF US DO YOU LIKE
BEST? PLEASE SAY ME.
>> IT'S YOUR TURN. >> WELL --
>> KAYLEE, YOUR TURN. OKAY, I HOPE YOU LIVE THROUGH
THIS. >> DID YOU GET MY EMAIL?
WHERE I GAVE YOU MY WORK SCHEDULE WITH ALL MY LITTLE
LUNCH BREAKS? BECAUSE I WAS HOPING WE COULD
SQUEEZE OUT A LITTLE QUICKY DURING ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
BECAUSE I MISS YOUR BEEFY FINGERS.
BUT YEAH, YEAH, I HOPE THAT THIS GIVES YOU A HEADACHE JUST FOR
ALL THE ONES YOU GAVE ME. >> ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS MY TURN. HEY, ACT LIKE I'M CHOKING YOU.
REMEMBER WHEN WE WALKED OUT ON THE DOCK?
AND YOU SAID, "LOOK." AND I DID.
AND IT WAS THE -- AND I LAUGHED ABOUT IT.
AND YOU KISSED MY LAUGHING OPEN MOUTH?
WELL, I WANT THAT BACK, MAN. YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
>> CRYSTAL, FINISH HIM OFF. >> YEAH.
OH. >> HEY.
HEY. YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED
ABOUT THE NIGHT YOU LEFT ME? I CHANGED MY MIND, OKAY?
I WILL GIVE YOU A BACKSTAGE PASS.
NOW GET LOST AND STAY THERE. >> WE SHOWED HIM.
>> DIDN'T WE, LADIES? >> YEAH, WE SURE DID.
>> TO SISTERHOOD. >> WELL, I GOT TO GET OUT OF
HERE. I
GOT A DATE WITH YOUR SON. >> TELL HIM I FOLDED HIS