SCP-1063 Freiherr von Schwarzwald - object class: euclid
Item #: SCP-1063
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1063 is to be kept in a 20m x 20m x 6m habitat simulating
a temperate deciduous/coniferous forest environment, bordered by 60 (sixty)-cm-thick unpolished
granite walls covered with live moss; SCP-1063 is unable highly reluctant to damage objects
which are supporting live plants.
All personnel who enter SCP-1063's containment for any purpose are to carry live potted plants
in plain view; guards are to carry flamethrowers as well as potted plants.
It is forbidden to speak English within 30 meters of SCP-1063's containment, as SCP-1063
becomes hostile towards individuals whom it has heard speaking English.
Vegetation and microfauna in SCP-1063's habitat are to be maintained according to schedule
1063-N6.
Climate in SCP-1063's habitat is to be maintained according to schedule 1063-CX5; after each
simulated rainfall, SCP-1063 is to be provided with a plain towel made of 100% natural unbleached
undyed fibers, so that it may dry its non-water-resistant components.
Description: SCP-1063 is a humanoid automaton which appears to be constructed entirely out
of wood, with highly articulated joints made of wooden ball bearings of various sizes.
It is 2 meters tall, 103 kg, and resembles a bearded Caucasian man in mid-19th-century
formal wear.
Its lower left arm does not terminate in a hand, but instead flattens and broadens to
form an axe blade almost 70 cm across.
Although this blade is made of wood, it is razor-sharp, and is almost metallic in its
mechanical properties; when enraged, SCP-1063 is able to sever human heads or limbs in a
single blow, and to chop through over 30 (thirty) cm of granite, with no damage to the blade.
SCP-1063's "clothes" are carved out of wood and are of a piece with its body, with the
exception of several cosmetic accessories all made of severely oxidized copper (six
"shirt" buttons, a warped and dented hatband encircling its head, a broken monocle rim
surrounding its right eye, cufflinks on its right "sleeve", a belt buckle, and a watch
chain dangling from its left "coat pocket" — but no watch), and a tattered and faded
Swastika armband on its upper right arm.
Its power source is unknown, as are the methods by which it is able to see, hear, and think;
radiographic, ultrasonic and [REDACTED] imaging all indicate that it is solid wood, with the
exception of the aforementioned cosmetic accessories.
SCP-1063 is not able to speak, but can write in several dialects of German, as well as
in French.
Psychological examinations have revealed a generally affable personality, characterised
by mood swings and an overall low intelligence.
(NOTE: Researchers wishing to interview SCP-1063 should familiarize themselves with the Fraktur
mode of calligraphy).
SCP-1063 refers to itself as "Freiherr von Schwarzwald", or "Lord of the Black Forest",
and has described itself as a genuine aristocrat, ennobled by "the King himself" (translated
from German); SCP-1063 has not been able to provide more specific information as to which
king this was, but has expressed scorn at the suggestion that it was Wilhelm I of Prussia
(who later became the Kaiser, or Emperor), describing him as an 'upstart' and "latecomer".
These attitudes, and other statements made by SCP-1063, indicate that it was created
no later than the mid-19th century, which is in accordance with its style of clothing.
SCP-1063 has stated that it has two purposes in existence.
The first purpose, which it claims to have had since "the day of my first waking", is
to protect the trees and other plant life of the Black Forest region of Germany at any
cost.
The second purpose, which it claims to have been taught by "those nice soldiers who gave
me the [swastika] armband", is to protect Germany from English-speaking invaders.
SCP-1063 first came to the Foundation's attention as the result of a statistically anomalous
number of missing persons reports from the village of [REDACTED], Germany, in 19██.
Foundation personnel surveyed the region while disguised as a search party, and were attacked
by SCP-1063 when they began to prepare a campfire; subject was quickly subdued and captured with
no casualties.
After capturing SCP-1063, personnel coerced it into showing them the bodies of the ██ people
it had killed for either "harmful disrespect of nature" or speaking English; the bodies
were then further mutilated to support a cover story of accidental discovery of leftover
explosives from the Second World War.