good evening my fellow Americans
you remember my anger translator Luther
Wow
hello now I've told Luther that he can
join me for this last address but that
his being on his very best behavior is
crucial to healing the divide in this
country keep it chill luta go against
every natural instinct in your body
since we last spoke the country is voted
for a new president true we all have to
accept that and I have someone else
calling the shots was a close election
but the people have spoken
it's more imperative than ever that we
move on as a country United you can't
stand each other even as the
country adopts new policies on at rate
immigration plagiarizes speeches I said
B I have greatly enjoyed my time is your
present except when I'm you know all my
own when the Republicans will let me do
and in that one booth said
wasn't born here and then y'all elected
him you know didn't love that part so
much so pretty much the beginning middle
I have met with president-elect Trump
and have pledged my support and his
transition he doesn't even want the job
y'all I saw it in his eyes the dude was
shook the only reason he ran is because
his battery in China has made too many
red hats I assure you that if he
succeeds we all succeed unless he
succeeds with all the he promised
to succeed with in that case and
now a time cherished tradition is that
the outgoing that's me leaves the
incoming president a little note in the
desk of the Oval Office of course it's
completely confidential
go yourself until now oh that's not
bad so all are you out there who are
afraid that your way of life is under
attack
remember that progress isn't always a
straight line no cuz sometimes it's the
line that goes like this goes way down
years stay strong and never stop
standing up for what you believe it yes
I would like to book a four year stay
for five at the Ice Hotel in Sweden
please sorry five for both I mean y'all
we're gonna take bow make it six
in summation thanks America it's been
real it's been good what I ain't been
real good apparently is the new black
good luck with the healthcare
I'm out peace
I got my eye on you grabber
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