TOMORROW, OF COURSE IS THANKSGIVING DAY, YEAH.
AND WELL, SURE, YEAH, GO FOR IT.
WHY NOT.
HOWEVER IF YOU ARE GATHERING WITH YOUR FAMILY AT LEAST THIS
YEAR YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE THANKSGIVING
DINNER ARGUMENT WILL BE.
IT WILL BE ABOUT MASSKS, IT WILL BE ABOUT WEARING MASKS.
BUT SERIOUSLY I KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN SUCH A CHALLENGING AREA FOR
SO MANY OF US.
YET THERE IS STILL SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
NOTHING COMING TO MIND AT THE MOMENT BUT THERE HAS SO BE.
IAN, WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR THIS YEAR?
>> I THINK I'M THANKFUL FOR TOM.
>> James: YEAH, I'M WITH YOU ON THAT, I'M THANKFUL FOR TOM.
I'M THANKFUL FOR YOU GUYS.
>> James: I'M THANKFUL FOR TOM.
WE WILL FIND OUT AT THE END OF THIS MONO WHETHER THIS IS TOM'S
LAST DAY ON THE SHOW BECAUSE TOM HAS MADE A PITCH FOR SOME
BALLOON-BASED PHOTOGRAPHS.
AND I THINK IT WASN'T YOU, IT WAS TIM SIDEL WHO SAID I SAVED
TOM'S CAREER AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" THAT THESE PHOTOS WILL
WORK.
AND YOU SAID.
>> I DON'T THINK I REALLY HAVE A CHOICE.
>> James: YOU SAID EITHER WAY IT IS A WIN.
EITHER A GREAT MONO OR YOU LEAVE.
THAT WAS YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE.
REG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS YEAR?
WHAT ARE YOUR THANKSGIVING PLANS, WHAT IS GOING DOWN.
>> Reggie: WELL, I'M GOING TO OLD MONDAY-TUCKY, THE OLD
MONONEUCLIOSIS TO BE WITH MY MOM.
>> James: THAT SOUNDS GLORIOUS, WHAT ABOUT YOU IAN.
>> STAYING HOMEK I HAD TO CANCEL THE TRIP UP TO PORTLAND FOR
SAFETY CONCERNS.
IT WILL BE ME, MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEN A WHOLE TURKEY FOR ME TO
EAT.
>> James: THAT'S IT.
YEAH, I'M NOT SURE WHAT WE ARE DOING.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL THANKS GIVING IN BRITAIN?
>> FANKSGIVEING?
(LAUGHTER).
>> Reggie: WOW.
>> James: THAT'S IT, EVERY DAY.
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
WE DON'T CALL IT FANKSGIVEING.
(LAUGHTER) FANGS GIVING, I
WILL-- FANYKS-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL IT, THURSDAY.
AND THIS IS INTERESTING.
ACCORDING TO I A RECENT STUDY ONE IN THREE HOUSEHOLDS WILL
TAKE THEIR GUESTS TEMPERATURES BEFORE ALLOWING THEM IN FOR
THANKSGIVING GATHERINGS.
SO WE CAN FINALLY SETTLE THE AGE OLD DEBATE WHO IS HOTTER.
YOU JUST KNOW ONCE IT GETS TO THAT RELATIVE THAT EVERYBODY
DOESN'T LAKE AND THEY WERE HOPING THAT HE WOULDN'T TURN UP,
PEOPLE ARE HOPING WILL BE LIKE OH NO, YOU GOT A TEMPERATURE OF
140 SO-- ANYWAY WE'LL SEE YOU NECK YEAR.
WHAT, NO, YOU CAN'T SEE IT, NO, WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, SEE
YOU NEXT YEAR.
AND IF ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR A SHOW STOPPING DESSERT, FOR
YOUR GET TOGETHER TOMORROW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BASKIN ROBYNS
RELEASED A TURKEY SHAPED ICE CREAM CAKE, THE TRADITIONAL
THANKSGIVING DESERT-- DESSERT INTROA DEUTIONED TO YOU BY THE
NATIVE AMERICANS, THE HOLIDAY ICE CREAM CAKE IS SHAPED LIKE A
TURKEY AND YOU GUESSED IT, IT TASTES LIKE HAM.
A HAM FLAVORED ICE CREAM CAKE.
I WON'T BE ABLE TO ENJOY IT, CAN'T HAVE THIS TURKEY ICE CREAM
CAKE, NO SWEETS, NO SWEETS FOR ME THIS YEAR.
I QUICK COLD TURKEY.
OH, GUILLERMO, GET OUT THE WAY, MAN, WHOOO!
I'M BLOWING UP!
I'M BLOWING UP.
AND THE NETWORK WATCHING THIS, GET THEM ON THE LINE.
CALL THE NETWORK PRESIDENT, AND JUST SAY YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN
ON THE FEED CUZ THE [BLEEP] BIG CAT IS ON FLAME.
>> LACK AT ME, FOR THE WHOLE THING, COME ON.
>> FIRE.
>> YES, FIRE, JAZZ ATTACK, YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY STEVE, WHAT HAS
HAPPENED HERE?
WHAT HAS HAPPENED?
>> SOMEONE ELSE DRESSED ME TODAY.
>> James: DID THEY?
>> YEAH.
>> James: DID THEY CUZ YOU LOOK LIKE YOU INVENTED AN APP
AND YOU JUST SOLD IT FOR $3 BILLION.
DON'T YOU YOU THINK THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?
YES, YES.
>> THAT WOULD BE NICE.
>> James: YOU WOULD STILL COME TO WORK THOUGH, EH.
>> JUST HANGING OUT.
>> James: YOU GOT $3 BILLION, WHY DID YOU GO.
I GOT TO SAY, THE BIG MAN'S ON FIRE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS ICE CREAM CAKE BIT HE DID.
IT WAS LIKE-- THEN WE HAD TOM'S BALLOON PHOTOS BACKING THE WHOLE
THING UP.
TOM'S GOING TO GET FIRED AND HAVE A SHOW RUN ON SURVIVOR.
IS IT STILL ON, SURVIVOR, IS IT IT STILL ON?
IS IT?
WHY?
(LAUGHTER) DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHY
SURVIVOR'S STILL ON?
WHY IS IT ON, ROB?
>> YOU TAKING CBS TAKEDOWN TONIGHT.
>> James: NO.
>> ST A VERY SUCCESSFUL SHOW.
>> James: IS IT, STILL.
>> YEAH, HUGE.
>> James: DOES IT GET MORE VIEWINGS THAN THIS ONE.
>> YES.
>> James: COME ON, SURELY NOT.
>> WELL, ST HAS A BETTER TIME SLOT, IF YOU WERE ON AT 8 P.M.
YOU WOULD BE CRUSHING IT.
>> James: YOU CAN'T PUT THIS ON PRIME TIME.
IT WOULD DESTROY NETFLIX WITH.
>> WE MIGHT BE SENDING INTUN HEM FROM THE ISLAND TODAY THOUGH.
>> James: THAT'S THE QUESTION, IS HE GOING TO SURVIVE, HOW ARE
YOU FEELING, IT IS COMING UP NOW.
>> I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS, I WAS FEELING REALLY COOL AT THE
BEGINNING BUT NOW I'M STARTING TO SWEAT A LITTLE.
>> James: I NEVER NOTICED THAT ABOUT YOU, I HAVE NEVER REALLY
SEEN YOU IN THIS POSITION FROM THIS ANGLE.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING.
>> James: NEVER KNEW YOU FROM A TURN I GUY, I LIKE IT.
>> I WILL DO A HEAVY, I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT.
I HAVE TO SAY AND FINALLY THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE
IS STILL HAPPENING THIS YEAR BUT IT'S GOING TO LOOK A LITTLE
DIFFERENT.
THERE WILL BE NO SPECTATORS AND THE BALLOONS WILL ONLY FLOAT
DOWN ONE BLOCK.
WHY NOT JUST SHOW A RERUN, JUST SHOW LAST YEAR'S PARADE, NO ONE
VL WATCHING IT, IT IS JUST ON ON IN THE BACKGROUND, SOMETHING WE
HAVE MEMORIZED-- IT'S NOT LIKE WE MEMORIZED LAST YEAR'S PARADE,
JUST PICK A PARADE THAT DIDN'T HAVE MATT LAUER IN IT AND SHOW
THAT ONE.
THAT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WOULD KNOW.
IT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WOULD KNOW, IT IS THE ONLY WAY, ISN'T
IT?
BUT THIS IS NICE, THE BALLOON, SO THIS IS NICE, THE BALLOONS
HAVE ALL BEEN UPDATED FOR LIFE IN 2020.
FOR EXAMPLE, SPIDERMAN IS NOW ULTRA CAUTIOUS BECAUSE OF
UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES SPIDERMAN.
THEN THERE IS THIS ONE THAT REALLY CAPTURES THE MOOD OF
WORKING FROM HOME THIS YEAR, IT'S SPONGEBOB SWEAT PANTS.
>> IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD, TOM.
NOT LOOKING GOOD, TOM AM YOU GOT ONE BALLOON TO SAVE IT BUT IT
MIGHT BE THE BALLOON TO SAY T ON THE WORD PLAY ALONE, AND IT IS A
GOOD THING THERE IS NO CROWD AT THE PARADE BECAUSE THIS ONE
WOULD TERRIFY LITTLE CHILDREN, IT'S RUDY BALLOON-IANI.
(APPLAUSE)