(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) TELL YOU WHAT, THIS TRAFFIC,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE IT.
>> IT'S FINE.
YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE JDZ REALLY?
>> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A VAN, IN THE BLACK.
>> James: NO DOUBT.
DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.
>> PLEASE.
>> James: IS THAT OKAY?
>> THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING TO DO.
>> James: LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.
DON'T THINK I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU SEE.
SNEET ♪ STOP EXPLAINING.
♪ DON'T TELL ME CUZ IT HURTS.
♪ NO, NO.
♪ DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU THINKING.
♪ AND I DON'T NEED YOUR REASONS.
♪ I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD.
♪ I KNOW YOU'RE REAL GOOD.
SNOATD ♪ La, La, La, La.
♪ NO, NO.
>> James: I KNEEL LIKE YOU ARE-- ARE YOU JUST NOT AGING.
I FEEL LIKE ARE YOU GETTING YOUNGER.
>> REALLY?
>> James: YES.
ARE YOU JUST AGELESS.
MY WIFE IS GOING I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE DOES, WHAT IS HER
REGIME.
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE AGED IN THE PAST YEAR ABOUT TEN YEARS.
>> WHAT HAPPENED WAS MY LIFE BLEW UP.
AFTER THAT I STARTED-- I KIND OF STARTED FALLING IN LOVE.
AND THEN A WROTE A WHOLE RECORD ABOUT THAT.
SO THIS IS ALMOST LIKE THAT'S WHAT THE FACE LIFT IS, I THINK.
>> James: THAT'S WHY YOU ARE LOOKING-- IT HAS TAKEN TEN
YEARS.
>> I AM WRITING MUSIC ABOUT HAPPINESS.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT I SHOULD TELL MY WIFE.
IF I MEET A COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER WHO HAPPENS TO BE AN ABSOLUTE
HUNK, WILL YOU JUST GO BACK IN TIME.
>> WHOO, HOO.
♪ WHOOO HOO.
♪ WHOOHOO.
♪ SNVMENT IF I COULD ESCAPE.
♪ I WOULD BUT FIRST OF ALL LET ME SAY.
♪ I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR ACTING, STINKING, TREATING YOU THIS WAY.
♪ I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK THAT HE FELL ON THE FLOOR.
♪.
>> I AM OKAY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING.
>> I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR,
IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR, MAYBE THAT'S
THE REASON I'VE BEEN ACTING SO COLD.
>> James: HANG ON.
>> CAUSE I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK FELL ON THE FLOOR.
IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR.
MAYBE THAT'S THE REASON I'VE BEEN ACTING SO COLD.
>> James: OKAY.
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK THAT FELL ON THE
FLOOR, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR,
MAYBE THAT'S THE REASON I'VE BEEN ACTING SO COLD.
♪ IF I COULD ESCAPE.
♪ AND RE-CREATE THE PLACE AS MY OWN WORLD.
♪ AND I COULD BE YOUR FAVORITE GIRL.
♪ FOREVER, PERFECTLY TOGETHER.
♪ TELL ME BOY, WOULDN'T THAT BE SWEET?
>> James: I HEARD YOU LOVE USING EMOJIS S THAT TRUE?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE SO, THEY'RE RIGHT UP MY
ALLEY.
>> James: OKAY, I AM GOING TO CALL OUT SOME EMOJIS.
>> OKAY, LET'S SEE.
>> James: OKAY.
CLAPPING HANDS.
RED LADY-- REALLY ANGRY FACE.
(LAUGHTER) SIDE WAYS KISS.
EGGPLANT.
>> WHAT DOES EGGPLANT MEAN.
>> James: IT'S THE [BLEEP], NO?
>> THAT'S WHAT MY-- SAID, SHE'S ENGLISH SO YOU GUYS.
>> James: THE EGGPLANT IS.
>> IS THE PENIS.
>> James: THE PRIZE, AS I CALL IT.
THE PRIZE.
>> ARE WE A CALL-- ALLOWED TO CALL IT-- YOU KNOW THE NAME OF
MY RECORD?
>> James: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NAME OF MY RECORD?
>> James: NO.
>> THIS IS WHAT THE TRUTH FEELS LIKE.
I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME.
♪ SINCE I HATED YOU ♪ ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU.
SNOALT I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY.
♪ BUT I THINK BECAUSE I REMEMBER FOR THE FIRST TIME.
♪ SINCE I HATED YOU.
♪ THAT I USED TO LOVE YOU.
♪ OH, OH, OH, I USED TO LOVE YOU.
♪ OH, OH, OH.
♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU.
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY.
♪ I DON'T, I DON'T, I DON'T.
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY.
♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU.
♪ I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T, I DON'T.
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY.
♪ I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T, I DON'T.
SNOATD ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ I DON'T I DON'T I DON'T.
THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT.
♪ NAH, NAH, NAH.
>> IF I WAS A RIMP GIRL.
♪ I HAD HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.
♪ IF I WAS A WEALTHY GIRL.
♪ AH ALL THE RICHES BABY.
♪ WON'T MEAN ANYTHING.
♪ ALL THE RICHES BABY.
♪ WON'T BRING WHAT YOUR LOVE CAN BRING.
♪ IF I WAS A RICH GIRL.
♪ I WOULD HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.
♪ IF I WAS A WEALTHY GIRL.
♪ HANG ON A MINUTE, WHAT IS THIS, WHAT IS THE HOV.
>> ISN'T THAT THAT THING WHERE YOU HAVE TO HAVE FOUR PEOPLE.
>> James: WHAT?
>> I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY.
>> James: YOU HAVE TO HAVE FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR TO USE
THE CARPOOL LANE.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK.
IF I'M LATE TODAY THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME.
WHAT SHALL I.
>> JUST GET SOMEBODY HERE.
>> James: RIGHT, LET ME PULL IN.
WHO WOULD BE AROUND.
I KNOW.
THIS GUY, HE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO.
HE'S ALWAYS AROUND.
HEY, MATE, IT'S ME, HOW ARE YOU?
NO, I'M GOOD.
LISTEN, I'M IN THE CAR WITH GWEN STEFANI.
I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK.
AND WE'VE JUST HIT THE, YOU KNOW THIS HOV FOUR LANE THING WHERE
YOU NEED FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR.
ARE YOU SURE?
OH, YOU ARE A SWEETHEART.
CHEERS MATE.
SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
>> HE'S COMING?
>> James: YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT, COOL.
>> James: THESE LANES JUST CHANGE THEIR MIND.
>> YOU OWE ME BIG TIME FOR THIS.
>> James: HEY, MAN, HOW ARE YOU.
HOW ARE YOU DOING.
IT'S HOV4 LANE.
THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID, WE NEED FOUR PEOPLE.
>> YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU NEEDED FOUR.
>> James: I ABSOLUTESLY SAID I NEED FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR.
>> HANG ON.
YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS.
>> James: I'M LATE FOR WORK.
HAVE I TO DO EMOJI NEWS TONIGHT.
SO.
>> HEY, NO, I'M WITH JAMES.
HE NEEDS A-- JAMES CORDEN.
YEAH, NO, HE-- WE NEED A FOURTH.
GWEN'S HERE, GWEN STEFANI IS HERE.
OKAY, GOOD, WE'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.
>> James: HE'S COMING.
>> NOW SHE'S COMING.
>> James: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> NOTHING.
>> James: I MEAN DID THEY GIVE ANY-- INDICATION.
>> OKAY.
>> HEY.
>> HI.
>> James: THANK YOU.
HOW ARE YOU.
NICE TO SEE YOU, THANKS SO MUCH.
GREAT.
OKAY.
>> HANG ON.
>> James: CHEESIER FOR THIS, GUYS.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> YEAH, WHATEVER.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, DO YOU GUYS IF WE MISS INTO SOME MUSIC.
IT'S SORT OF A RULE OF BEING IN THE CAR WITH ME, IS THAT OKAY?
>> NO, I THINK YOU SHOULD PUT SOME MUSIC ON.
>> James: YEAH, SHOULD WE DO IT.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: LET'S GO.
FEW TIMES I'VE BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK.
♪ SO IT'S' NOT JOSS GONNA HAPPEN ENTHAT THE ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NO
HOLLABACK ♪ ♪ FEW TIMES I'VE BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK.
♪ SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT.
♪ CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GIRL.
♪ I AIN'T NO HOLA BACK GIRL ♪ ♪ THIS MY, THIS MY.
♪ THIS MY, THIS MY.
♪ [BLEEP] ♪ BANANAN.
IT'S BANANA, B-A-A-N AN NA-S ARE.
>> IT'S MY ♪ ♪ IT'S MY.
IT'S MY.
>> James: THAT'S GOOD.
ANYONE MOW REASONS I WANT I WANT I KNOW WHAT A HOLLABACK GIRL.
>> AIN'T NO HOLLABACK MEANING IF SOME GUYS ARE ON A CONSTRUCTION
SITE YELLING AT A GIRL, SHE IS NOT GOING TURN BACK, SHE IS NOT
THAT KIND OF A GIRL, AM I CLOSE.
>> I THINK THAT'S CLOSE.
>> IT'S YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE SONG, I DON'T WANT TO
PROJECT WHAT I THOUGHT ON TO YOU.
>> IT WOULD HELP TO KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT.
>> A REAL INSPIRATION BEHIND THAT, I WOULD NEVER SAY.
>> REALLY?
>> James: UH-HUH.
SEE NOW WE'RE IN.
>> ALL I SAY-- .
>> James: NO ONE WILL SAY THIS.
>> ALL I WILL SAY IS I WON, THAT'S ALL I WILL SAY.
>> THIS [BLEEP] BANANA, B-A-N AN A.
>> CAN YOU REMEMBER A FAVORITE LINE THAT YOU HAVE ENJOYED
SAYING IN A FILM?
>> IN A FILM?
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE IN A FILM.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE A LOT OF THEM FROM OH BROTHER WHERE ART
THOU.
I'M A DAPPER DAN MAN, IS GOOD.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, JULIA, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
LINE.
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHEN YOU ASK GEORGE, I THOUGHT OF WHEN WE
SAY, WHEN I SAY YOU'RE A LIAR AND A THIEF.
>> YES.
>> AND YOU SAY I ONLY LIED ABOUT BEING A THIEF.
>> RIGHT, THAT'S TRUE.
>> SHE'S JUST TRYING TO INCLUDE US BECAUSE.
>> I'M TRYING TO BE INCLUSIVE.
>> VERY NICE.
>> James: SURELY THE BEST LINE IS I'M JUST A GIRL STANDING IN
FRONT EVER A BOY.
>> NOW I'M NOT SURE I WANT YOU TO DRIVE.
>> James: WHAT?
WHY?
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH BECAUSE, YOU KNOW COUNTRY LOVE IT, BECAUSE
SHE IS JUST A GIRL, STANDING IN FRONT EVER A BOY.
>> I'M GOING TO CRY RIGHT NOW.
YOU WENT TO THE LEVEL OF PERSON TO ME.
I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF SAND KICKED IN MY FACE.
♪ AND I'VE COME THROUGH.
♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS.
♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END.
♪.
>> HARD NOTE.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
♪ NO TIME FOR LOSERS.
♪ CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.
♪.
>> THAT IS SO GOOD.
>> THANK YOU, JAMES.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT.
I'VE TAKEN MY BOWS.
♪ MY CURTAIN CALLS.
SNOATD ♪ MY FAME AND FORTUNE AND EVERYTHING THAT GOES WITH IT, I
THANK YOU ALL.
♪ BUT IT'S BEEN NO BED OF ROSES, ♪ ♪ NO PLEASURE CRUISE.
♪ I CONSIDER IT A CHALLENGE BEFORE THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE AND
I AIN'T GONNA LOSE.
♪ AND I NEED JUST GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON.
SNOT ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS, ♪ ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ON
FIGHTING TILL THE END.
♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
♪ NO TIME FOR LOSERS CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE-- .
>> OF THE WORLD.
>> James: I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU DID OF THE WORLD.
>> THAT IS REALLY ROUGH, MAN.
WE WERE ALL IN THE ZONE THERE, GUYS.
>> WE WERE LOADED.
IT WAS LIKE THE GUN WAS LOADED.
>> OF THE WORLD.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.
I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
YOU ARE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT TO GO HOME, RIGHT.
>> I COULD GET A CAR.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL DO.
>> JUST GET A LYFT OR AN UBER.
>> AS LONG AS YOU GET TO WORK, WE'RE HAPPY.
>> James: I LOVE YOU FOR THAT, GEORGE, THANK YOU.
>> WELL, YOU'RE THE BEST.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: THANK YOU.
TO THE BEAUTIFUL GWEN STEFANI, JULIA ROBERTS AND GEORGE
CLOONEY, I COULD GET TO WORK.
ON TOUR THIS SUMMER WITH HER BRILLIANT NEW ALBUM, THIS IS
WHAT THE TRUTH FEELS LIKE IS OUT NOW.
AND MAKE SURE YOU GO AND SEE JULIA AND GEORGE'S BRILLIANT
FILM "MONEY MONSTER" IT'S SO GOOD T OPENS FRIDAY MAY 13TH.