Uh, in Street Fighter it'd be Dhalsim. Like, no question about it,
because I like playing rangy, like poking kind of characters, for sure.
Uh, probably not. I don't... when I play I don't understand the game in a way that's easily teachable.
It's kind of like my own kind of way of understanding the game.
So, I got knowledge and tidbits, but I'm probably not good as, like, a formal coach.
So this question comes from a whole fiasco I had on Twitter.
When I was at the airport I was in a line and I saw a sandwich from far away.
And I see a big chicken on it. Am I allowed to swear? All right, I see a big-ass chicken on it.
And then I walked, I leave the whole line, it was a long line,
I'm like, "okay, I'm cool with the chicken sandwich."
I walk up to it and I find it, and it's a caprese sandwich, which has no chicken.
And so I was just, like, pissed off because then I ended up with this vegetarian sandwich.
I posted on Twitter and everyone's trying to educate me was like,
"Don't you know what a caprese sandwich is?"
Like no, well I mean I do, but I just saw a big-ass chicken on it, so I thought it was a chicken sandwich.
It was just a whole mess on Twitter and everyone was talking crap about it.
So that's another Twitter fiasco. I have a lot of Twitter food fiasco.
So, it was closing time at the bar, and I got my last drink
and I found out Chipotle closes in, like, 10 minutes.
I just got my drink, so I said to my friend, "I will buy you your food if you go and get my burrito."
She comes back, she gets her food, and then I get my burrito,
I take a bite and there's absolutely no meat in it.
And I put it down. There's no cheese in it, either. There's just beans and rice.
And I put it down and I look at it and I say, "This is unacceptable."
So she comes back, and she's about to get it, and I blame Chipotle the whole time,
and then as she's leaving she goes, "just eat it, you fucking brat!"
So it was just this whole mess, it was like a whole day worth of burrito tweets.
Uhhh... If I could redo any moment in my Melee career it would be to beat Ken at Evo 2007
so that I could be an Evo champ.
And the way I'd do it differently is just - I'd be better, so I could just beat him. [chuckle]
The hardest matchup is Jigglypuff and it's unfortunate the number one player
in the world is also Jigglypuff right now. So that's always a mess.
I don't have any polos. I have floral button-ups and I have about two.
I wish I had way more. My roommate Vish has like 20.
So, I need to be on his level.
If I could change one thing about the whole Smash community, I guess...
I guess it would just be Nintendo's support. If that was, like, up there on the level of Capcom
and other publishers, I think we would just kill it as a major esport.
I'm gonna go with Leffen beating, I think it was Armada at Big House 4, if someone could correct me.
But I'm pretty sure that was one of the best pop offs I've ever seen.
Samus is a big brain character. You can't, uh, you can't stupidly play your way through matchups.
You gotta think. You gotta condition.
You gotta catch patterns and things like that. I really like Samus for that reason.
Alex19 definitely has the thickest, so he's got a great thick beard.
But just straightforward facial hair...
I like mine, I don't know. I like mine.
- In my favor? - It doesn't say.
It doesn't say? My most one-sided record...
probably, uh, Chillindude. I haven't lost to that guy since 2006. So... [laughs]
It'd be... My theme song would be Runaway from Kanye West.
Si. Hablo español muy bueno. I don't know. [chuckles]
Yo hablo español muy bueno. No, I do speak.
Definitely Street Fighter. Well, my first love was Counter- Strike, but, I have almost no hand-eye coordination.
Maybe that's why I miss all of my charge shots.
But, aside from that I would definitely be playing Street Fighter.
It was a little bit scary, but, I kind of see myself as a resourceful person.
So, no matter what challenges come up I knew that I would figure out a way.
I knew it wouldn't be easy, but I knew I would figure something out.
Ummm, so I got three favorite kinds. It's coffee porters, IPAs,
and my number one are coffee IPAs.
So, I really like coffee tasting beers and I really like that good, west coast, danky style of IPAs.
To be honest losing to him, just because he's a teammate is not bad
because I know one of us is gonna move on.
But losing to him as a person is always annoying because I know he's gonna talk about it later
and he always does, so...
I'd say - I'm just picking a random one, it's not like my ultimate pet peeve,
I'm just picking a random one.
People who take pictures of empty seats next to them on the airplane.
Like everyone gets one every now and then.
I don't know what you want me to do with this information.
Cool, you get to put your bag down. Like, that's, that's sweet, I'm so jealous. I don't know.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this picture but everyone does it.
So that's a random one.
Say it as simply as possible, not to make it too convoluted
and throw in some some like, some like Twitter lingo
catchphrases, like just throw in AF. Or throw in a SMH or something. Just throw something in there.