I can't believe we got caught.
Hey, masks off.
Wow, such an attitude. You could say please.
Happy? Remember to get my good side.
No contraband in jail.
So I'll just take all of this make-up.
No, anything but that.
Nooooo.
Please, think about what you're doing.
As if things couldn't get any worse. No make-up?
Hello dear. Can you clear a space?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Thanks, I'm here to see Sophia.
Uh-huh. Got it.
Just let me give the little one a quick feed.
Oh no. It's peeing on me.
Bullseye.
This is so gross. Make it stop.
I'm going to puke.
That worked perfectly.
Mmm, apple juice.
Ok, let's go.
Yoo-hoo.
Hey, come on.
You came to visit. Yes!
And I have a surprise. Who's the cutest baby?
She's gone crazy.
Why do you have a doll?
The doll is a decoy. Look in the basket.
No way, make-up!
Try this. It's such a great colour.
Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
Can I take some?
Thank you. I've needed this.
I don't wanna go to school mommy.
Wake up. No sleeping on cell block 1-2-3.
What?
Wake up! Time to get up. Move.
Wow, she is mean.
What's she doing?
Ah, another busy morning. I think I'll do my make-up.
That's just rubbing it in.
Oh, this is pretty.
I need to look good.
What's going on in here?
Nothing. Honest.
I'm.. uh... doing paperwork.
Don't you need... paper?
Ok... something's not right... but whatever.
See you!
That was too close. Where's my night stick?
Ooh. That gives me an idea.
Time for a nap. I'm so tired.
Did you say nap? Wake up.
No sleeping. Come on. Don't make me come in there.
Now's my chance.
It worked.
I feel so glamorous.
How did... where... what?
You tricked me.
Don't try that again.
Bang. The work a law enforcer never stops.
Clown-o-gram. I'm here to deliver this birthday cake to Cheryl.
But first a slice for you.
Me? Don't mind if I do.
I can't wait to eat this.
Thanks creepy clown.
Sure... I'll just be on my way.
Happy birthday.
Hey... it's me. See.
That wig suits you.
But it is my birthday, so give me the cake.
Now for a birthday wish.
I hope it comes true.
Maybe some make-up?
Just like this.
Thanks. Just what I needed.
There's a cute prisoner I'm crushing on, so this is great.
How do I look? I feel so pretty.
This is the best birthday present.
Happy birthday. Bye.
Whoa. I did not expect that.
Make-up, yes!
And I get cake. Everyone's happy.
This is hard work.
I'll just close my eyes for a second...
Like clockwork. Now's my chance.
This toilet phone is so handy.
Hello? It's me.
Hello?
Is someone there?
Hello? Poop?
It's me, Cheryl. You need to help me. I need a nail file, like right now.
I've got you. Bye bye.
And now for part two of the plan.
Time to get to work.
Oh, got it.
Good, she's still asleep.
No problem Mr Mayor.
Gotta be quiet. Please don't wake up.
Out my way superhero.
If this works, I'm a genius.
This always works in the movies.
Wow, that was easy. Now for this bar.
What's all the noise?
Who woke me up?
What?
Just another boring day in jail.
She's totally buying it.
I better call this in.
I heard there's a cell needing repaired.
Now that's good service. Look at that cell, it's ruined.
We can't have prisoners escaping.
Where did he go?
He's good.
Let's see what we're working with here.
I see the problem.
My work here is done.
Wow that was fast.
Where did he go?
Was... was he a ghost?
Yes, the coast is clear.
I'll just slip this off.
Ooh, my favourite shade.
That's more like it.
This plan worked exactly as planned.
I'll put this back.
Let's see what this is.
Awesome, mascara.
And it's a great colour too.
That should do it.
I better hide the evidence before the guard comes back.
And now to look innocent.
Enjoy.
Next.
One bowl of slop, please.
It's my mom's recipe. A family secret.
She must be a great cook. Yuk.
There you go. I recommend the salt and pepper.
Great advice... thanks.
Trust me. I'm in disguise.
I totally didn't recognise you.
Be cool.
Hey chef. Got a joke for you.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta... get it? I
Hi.
Oh well, suppose I better eat it.
Ouch, my teeth. What's in this sandwich?
Huh?
Tell me another joke.
So this tomato walks into a bar...
This is amazing.
And the tomato says what do you mean you don't serve food. Classic.
If the guard catches you, you'll be in trouble.
Just keep it quiet.
Try this.
If you think you can buy my silence...
You'd be absolutely right.
I've missed make-up so much.
This is great.
Be quiet.
How do I look?
Wow, so pretty.
I know.
I guess I better eat something.
This is the worst.
I'll add some seasoning.
That's not salt and pepper.
It's glitter. Whoa.
This would look great on me.
It feels so good.
I feel like a princess.
...I'm a regular comedian. Hold on.
Stop right there. We've got contraband in the mess hall.
Totally worth it.
Jail would suck... but with no make-up, come on, that's just cruel.
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