[MUSIC PLAYING] - All right.
- Oh. - Hello, Miss, are you a crime?
If you go to her and push Triangle.
Yeah.
You'll do a cool--
do a cool photo.
See?
Look at that!
Selfie!
Now ask for $5.
Monetize!
Gabby, thank you so much for being here.
Oh, thank you for having me.
Yes. Yes.
This is the most exciting.
I'm fully sweating.
I can't believe I'm in this building.
Will I make it? - You will.
You will.
I have very much faith in you.
You will. So we're playing Spider-Man.
Yeah.
You're playing Spider-Man.
Yeah.
If you had Peter Parker's ability as Spider-Man--
Yeah.
--what would you do?
I mean, the swinging seems so fun.
You're doing great. Look you go!
Oh, my gosh.
Ahh!
I'm so bad at it. - You're doing great.
Oh my god.
You're swinging around wonderfully.
I would probably, like, go to the top of a building
and then sit and just, like, stare and think about my life.
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
Like go, wow, we're all so small.
Just living our small lives.
We're all just ants.
Have an existential crisis.
R3 is how you find crime.
Where is that?
Yeah.
This button right here. - Crime.
And then you want to-- crime.
Crime.
And then you want to swing around while you're pushing it.
Crime. Crime.
Where are you?
Are you doing an identity theft?
Please tell me.
I can't really do anything about it.
Oh! - There's a crime!
Where? Where?
Where?
So follow that red triangle.
OK.
So if you look down below you, there'll be some evil people.
There they are.
So if you push Square you'll do a perch take down.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha!
Ooh! Ooh!
There you go! Yeah!
You just dodged that. Way to go.
Now Square to attack.
And Circle to dodge. - Oh.
Oh.
[QUIET SCREAM]
You're doing a great job of dodging.
Fight. Fight.
No! I pressed the wrong thing.
Fight. Fight.
Fight.
Guys, I really-- why don't you guys rethink your lives?
Get a job-- construction, plumbing I hear is lucrative.
This is my whole thing, is I really try to just
talk some sense into them.
When you emerge you will be a butterfly.
[LAUGHTER]
When you emerge, you will be a plumber.
When you emerge you will have decided
to go to a technical school and learn carpentry.
And negotiate what rate of you paying them.
Yeah, what is the--
what does Fisk pay you?
I can't be good.
You can't be good.
So you just wrote your latest book, Bad With Money.
Peter Parker just got evicted from his apartment.
What advice would you give a young crime fighter?
Why is he always getting evicted?
Why does he have money problems?
He does have enough money because he
helps the good of mankind and doesn't get paid for it.
Yeah.
He needs to learn some stuff from Tony Stark.
So I feel like Tony Stark's monetizing constantly.
Yeah, oh, for sure.
He's constantly making money.
Well, that's how he's a billionaire.
He is a billionaire.
No, it's family money.
We all know that.
So, I want to talk about your latest book some more.
Bad With Money. - Yeah.
What was it was like writing that,
like, what was the process in that?
It was, actually, really great because I learned a lot.
And then I feel like for people reading it,
I shaved a year off your learning process.
Nice.
You know what I mean?
Was there something that really surprised you when
you were doing your research?
Well, did you know that you can
negotiate your college tuition?
- What? - Yeah.
I wish I knew that.
The number-- oh, they don't want you to know.
They don't want you to know?
The number that they give you is a suggestion.
And then you can go back and negotiate.
Well, I wish Peter Parker knew that.
Does he go to college?
Well, he did.
I mean what--
what does he need to go to college for?
Get a manager, go to Time Square,
take pictures with people.
Oh, my god. Can you imagine?
No one would even know that it's you.
Nobody would notice the real Spider-Man.
No.
What if that's happening right now?
Gabby, thank you so much for being here.
This was awesome.
Thank you for having me.
Don't forget to pick up Gabby's latest book,
Bad With Money, The Imperfect Art of Getting
Your Financial Stuff Together.
Wink.
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