Lewis. What's going on, my friend? How you doing?
Oh, never better, Trevor.
I was just out on the street, and some guy vaccinated me.
Vaccinate? Lewis, the vaccine isn't available yet.
Oh, look, if it's something in a syringe, I'll take it.
Man, you're always living on the edge, Lewis.
You got to be careful. But let's get into the news.
With Joe Biden's victory becoming clearer
and clearer every single day,
it seems like, at this point, Fox News is, like,
the only place where Donald Trump can still be president.
Oh, you'd-you'd think so.
But, actually, Fox News is bailing on Trump, too.
Don't forget. They were the first to call Arizona for Biden.
And, more and more, they're calling bullshit
on Trump's bullshit.
NEWSMAN: Neil Cavuto cut away
from White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany
as she was making unfounded claims
that Democrats had rigged the election.
We want every legal vote to be counted,
-and we want every illegal vote to be... -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I-I just think we have to be very clear.
She's charging the other side as welcoming fraud
and welcoming illegal voting.
Unless she has more details to back that up,
I can't in good countenance continue showing you this.
It's already been called for President-elect Joe Biden.
Just because CNN says or even Fox News says
that somebody's president doesn't make 'em president.
-So I think everybody wants to know... -What?
-that this was done properly and legally... -Mm.
What is happening? Trace, we've called it.
Wow. I never thought I would see this day.
So Fox News is pro-Biden now?
Well, not pro-Biden,
but they're-they're definitely Biden-curious.
Either way, it looks like it's splitsville
for Fox News and Donald Trump.
And I'd be worried if I were Fox.
Because if there's one thing
Trump actually has experience in,
it's dumping blondes.
Yeah, I mean, either way though, Lewis, like,
Trump supporters can't be happy
to see his favorite news network abandon him.
What do you think Trump supporters are gonna do?
Well, they'll take some time to process the loss,
maybe disconnect from the media for a while,
curl up with a good novel,
and consider that maybe they'd be happier not living
in a constant state of seething rage and grievance.
Wow, that actually sounds nice.
You think that's really what they'll do?
No! They're finding somewhere else
to guzzle their cocktail of made-up bullshit.
Right-wing fanatics haven't fled like this
since they were buying tickets to Argentina
at the end of World War II.
And, lucky for them, small outlets
like Newsmax TV and OAN
are offering a new place to call home.
Trump won the election.
He'll win the recount. He'll win in court.
He won. And the only thing Democrats can do
is trick all of us into believing he didn't.
Stop declaring Biden as the winner.
Because it ain't over yet.
They're ta-- trying to convince us
that Joe Biden have more of the popular vote
than any other president in history.
-Mathematically, that's impossible. -That's right.
Right now, Joe Biden is pretending
to be the president-elect.
And it's a little bit sad.
"President-elect Joe Biden"?
I don't think so. (chuckles) I just don't think so.
It doesn't look right. It doesn't sound right.
It doesn't feel right.
You remember the heavyweight champion Joe Frazier?
He died eight years ago. He voted two years ago.
The actor Will Smith has a grandfather
who died about four years ago.
He's voted in the last two elections.
And that number now is growing.
I think it's up to 700 dead people
who voted in Philadelphia.
God, isn't it great, Trevor?
Joe Frazier and Will Smith's granddad are voting together.
God, it's amazing how exciting the news can be
when you just make it up.
Okay, but-but, Lewis,
this is the first time I've ever heard of these channels.
Like, is anyone really watching them?
Oh, you bet your liberal-bubble ass they are.
These networks are thriving.
You see, at the end of October,
Newsmax averaged 65,000 viewers.
But just a week after the election,
some of their shows are breaking a million viewers.
That's corona-level growth!
And good luck trying to vaccinate
against stupid, Pfizer.
And, Trevor, when I see how the right-wing media
is exploiting its gullible viewers,
it makes me sad.
And also jealous.
I want in.
You want in? What does that even mean, Lewis?
(chuckles) It means I'm starting my own network!
You saw what Newsmax and OAN look like.
All it takes is a few bargain-basement graphics,
no editorial standards,
and a tenuous grip on reality.
This is the job I was born for.
Check it out.
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How about it, Trevor?
Right now, we've got a deal-- 12 months for the price of 15.
Uh, yeah, I'm-I'm gonna have to think about it, Lewis.
That's all right. I got your credit card number.
Wait. What? What? How did you...?
-How did you get my credit card? No, Lewis. -Okay, bye.
How did you get my credit...? No, Lewis!