- Joe you can't guard me!
Ohhhh!
- Ones and twos, straight up.
- Who's got next?
- All ones, to 11.
- Y'all are not up!
- We've been calling score the whole game.
- I got downs.
Yo, what's the score?
- 13's ones and twos.
- He has no left, force him left.
- Aw, short, aw that's right, off right.
- He has no right, force him right.
- Off left, off left.
- He can't shoot. - Let him shoot.
- I'm open I'm open.
Woo-hoo.
Swing the ball.
- My bad on the miss.
Man you gotta move bro, you gotta cut.
- Yo I got downs, you wanna run with me?
- I actually got next, I got downs.
- How, you just got here.
- Oh that's wet.
Wet!
Oh, there it is.
This not regulation size, I knew something was off.
- Yo, can I run it with you guys?
- No I got fives.
You got downs though.
- Oh there it is.
I just lifted.
That's fine. Shooters shoot.
There it is.
Shooter's shoot, baby.
Oh yes.
Getting warmed up.
Oh, there we go!
It's the double rim!
- Well which five have you got?
There's only three people here.
- They're playing on the court right now.
I got a friend on the way.
My boy's coming actually. - I got downs.
- Nah, I got downs.
- Don't leave me open.
Don't leave me...it's shaking.
If it wasn't shaking, it would've gone in.
It's interference 'cause it was shaking.
Check ball.
- Is this a girl's ball?
This ball is flat, is this game ball?
- Oh, there it is.
Hey, I'm warmed up baby, shooters shoot.
Here we go.
- Screen right, screen right, switch, switch, switch.
Screen left, switch, switch, switch, switch.
I said switch.
- Ay we need one for fives.
- Nah I'm good. - We just need one though.
- I'm just shooting bro.
- That's a carry. - That's not a carry.
My hand is right here, this is a carry.
This is not a carry.
- That's not what you did.
- Man y'all just play different around here man.
I'm not from around here, it's different.
Y'all different.
- Foul, that's me. - That was all ball.
- All hand. - Hand is part of the ball.
- Respect the call man, I called foul.
Y'all got last one.
- I don't even play basketball, I'm a football player.
- Bro, cut your nails.
How long are your nails?
- Count your points. - I got six.
How many you got? - I got four points.
- That's 10, that's game point.
- You know you ain't had six.
- I scored on you right, you don't remember the layup?
- No I don't remember that layup.
- The body, huh, you don't remember?
Okay.
- Hurry up check it up.
- Let me see that ball man.
Yeah that's mine, I gotta go.
- Let him shoot, not a shooter, we'll live.
We need one, one for fives, you wanna run?
- Who's playing?
- Guy in the white, guy in the black.
- Nah I'm good.
- Lock down, lock down, yeah!
- Yo where's my phone?
Someone stole my phone.
- No, nuh uh that's broke, that's broke-
- I called bank
- How you gonna call it after it goes in?
- What type of shoes are those?
Are those comfortable?
- All right, last game, 21.
- Ay! Foul.
- Ain't nobody touch you.
- Foul. foul.
- He called foul. Point don't count. Check ball.
Shouldn't've called foul.
- Yo Scoot, can I have some?
Waterfall.
- That's enough! Bro!
You called foul before you shot it!
- But you fouled me?
- We gotta shoot for that.
We're not shooting for anything!
And 1!
And 1 is not a call.
Ball live, Ball live!
- Two pointer. That was a one.
His foot was on the line.
- Whose ball is it? Yeah! Yeah!
- His opinion don't matter! He on the sideline for a reason!
Hey, what you saw?
- Foul! Ball!
That's me.
- You can't wait 'till you see that you miss it
to call foul.
- I'm just a freshman, bro.
- What college?
- Nah, I'm in high school. I'm at Dr. Phillips.
- Wait what's teams again? What's teams?
- Everyone on the outside v.s. everyone on the inside.
- That's what we want baby!
- Mouse in the house.
Mismatch, mismatch. Yeah! Yeah!
(yelling)
Yeah! Weight room!
Put a shirt on.
- Game!
- You can't beat me one-on-one though.
Put a 100 dollars on it.
- And 1!
- You ain't call foul?
- Call your foul. We ain't giving you nothing.
- Basketball's a team sport.
- Put a 100 dollars on it right now.
- Next!
- Hold up hold up, you gotta pass the ball in.
Oh yeah! That's us, off his knee!
- Nah, I got downs.
- You just finished playing.
- I got downs.
- You just finished playing too!
Well, can I run with you guys?
- Nah I got 5.
- Well who's got next?
- Guy in the black shirt right there,
dude in the yellow, guy in the pink over there.
- Cookies!
- My bad. That's on me.
I haven't played in like a month.
- I'll shoot for it.
- Ball don't lie.
- I'll shoot for it.
- Match.
- Ain't no match.
- Match.
- It's do or die.
- Nah, match. Did you call do or die?
- Kobe!
- You gonna call foul every time?
- Slide your feet!
- We ain't playing NBA rules here.
We ain't in the NBA.
Who's man is that?
- 7-5, bad guys.
- 7-5, good guys. Here we go.
Cut!
- Ya'll got last call!
- That's how you're gonna do it?
All right. All right. Don't call foul.
Don't call foul, see, oh. Oh! Okay!
- That's a walk bro!
Two steps!
- Nah that was two steps.
- One, two
- Three steps!
- No, bro. Check ball.
Yeah, I played at Florida.
- You played at Florida?
- Little intramural basketball.
- Intramural?
- Hey, switch. Let me get him.
- I got him.
- Are you sure you have him?
Man, switch! Get him, get him.
- Ball, ball, ball, ball!
- Jelly!
- Call the screen, I can't see them!
- You can't dunk, bro.
- I could dunk that, I gotta get warmed up.
If I'm warmed up!
- Oh, no no, you gotta
- My bad. My bad.
- You gotta, you gotta put it above the rim.
- That's on me.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on
- Man you can't dunk.
Man no, no, you can't dunk.
Game point.
- Game point? No...
- Nah we've been calling score the whole game.
Put your shoes on, come on!
We've been calling score the whole game.
- No.
- Bro!
- First.
- That's not a call.
- What's score?
- Uh, I think...
Hold on, we were checking score
that doesn't count.
Check ball.
Next point wins.
- Wait, what's score?
- Wait, we we're talking
- That's game no.
- I just said it! I just said next score!
Oh my gosh, no! Get off the court.
- We were calling score.
- Get off the court.
Next, next.
We were calling score, man.
- Check ball, check ball.
- Next! Next! Next!
- We called straight up at the beginning of the game.
- Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Uh, huh. Lockdown.
Gametime.
- Hey, run it back. Run it back, run it back.
Run it back!
- I got downs!
- [Voiceover] I'm a grown man!
- That's a carry, man.
- Are you serious?
- That's a carry.
- Waterfall.
(laughing)
That gotta be a good clip.