(xylophone playing)
- Hey everybody, it's Michael Kosta.
- And I'm Roy Wood Jr., what is up with your hair, bro?
- Some people have bed head, this is quarantine head.
Have you filled out your bracket yet?
- March Madness is canceled,
what bracket are you talking about?
- The only bracket in town, dude,
basketball March Madness is canceled,
but Trump's Best Words.
Had 64, 2 million people voted it down to 32,
first word this round, stankchuary versus the United Shaysh.
- The state of California passed an outrageous law
declaring their whole state
to be a stankchuary for criminal.
And God bless the United Shaysh.
Thank you very much.
- Oh my God, did you see that?
His mouth almost fell out, shaysh.
- United Shaysh.
Let's check out another matchup,
how 'bout slock rocket versus the oranges.
- You know, we just started another slock rocket,
you saw that, right?
The stock market.
I hope they now go and take a look at the oranges,
the oranges of the investigation, the beginnings.
- Imma go oranges.
- All right, Roy's goin' oranges,
I'm gonna slock rocket,
but mostly because this week I've been watching
most of my retirement fund disintegrate.
- I'm go to dailyshowbracket.com and vote for these,
I know you at home, you aint got nothin' to do.
- Yeah, hey, don't tell anybody Roy,
I haven't showered in like six or seven days.
Who cares?
- Social distancin'.
- Woo.
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