ddaeng ddaeng papa morning island smack
a bell with a potato and the world will
be yours smile brightly today everybody
we're still at the woodland mansion I
still need to figure out how the Freak
I'm gonna get home it's gonna take me
forever I was actually gonna go and do
it off camera and then just start this
episode back home but people told me
that I missed a lot in this place the
Obsidian thing that I found upstairs
outside inside it is a diamond like a
diamond block which I think you need 9
diamonds to make so I might just break
the obsidian to get that and take me
forever because I don't have a diamond
pickaxe I would love if I could get
enough oh okay my plan write it all
there okay get your sketch box out okay
whatever a parapet okay break obsidian
block only enough to get to the diamond
block I'll be able to get the diamond
block with my iron pickaxe getting the
diamond block with my iron pickaxe means
that I can turn that diamond block into
nine diamonds what can I do at nine
diamonds make a diamond pickaxe for
making time my pickaxe I can get the
rest of the obsidian hopefully I have
enough to build a nether portal near
here so I can get home fast my god this
plan is beautiful MA I've never seen a
plan more beautiful in my entire life I
didn't write a single thing down but
also apparently I missed a lot of stuff
just in this place but I didn't know
about yeah I smacked you I smack you
zombie I smack you until you die from
dead okay so nothing through that wall I
need to just art breaking walls to see
what's in what maybe this is a secret
hidden treasures all over the place
this is not a secret hidden treasure
this is lies
is there more secret hidden treasures
anywhere okay that's downstairs just
break all the rooms okay so far no
secret treasures this is just a regular
room wait where do I not get treasures
apparently this supposed to be like full
treasure rooms in this mansion and I
just don't have any it's game doesn't
like me it's cuz I'm Irish
the games are racist it doesn't want me
to have fun or joy it does want me to
have potatoes though so I thank it for
that anything in the middle here this
place is so confusing where am I in
what's out who do keep breaking walls
until light comes in I can't see dip in
here man aah oh wait I could just do
this good you little Richie why are you
doing hiding rich come on fight with the
rest of us yeah got him
no thanks creepies no thanks I don't
want a creeper I have a dog already
this is poops great a tiny bit of iron
and a cat song oh so happy Jeepers
Creepers oh man okay just do that
whatever see if I care
just destroy the whole place actually
oh god I could just make a bunch of tea
and tea and planting everywhere and burn
the whole place down but that's what I
would call epic Enderman what are you
doing in my house this is my house now I
have to feed it the house okay come on
blob okay that actually that helped a
lot thank you I do need ender balls he
gave me one Denis you didn't give me
anything mr. zombie anything except
disappointment dang it
that's right anything behind all this
wolf or do I have to burn this place to
the ground if I don't find go treasure I
am burning this entire mansion to the
ground you heard it here first I didn't
want to have to resort to violence but
peace was never an option
nothing oh my burning fingers are
tingling oh yes come on outside babies
it's great get a nice tan out here
follow me outside
No they're paying for their insolence
your trash nor your place what was that
that's gonna say it's almost like Chuck
is here Chuck spies I see you can't fool
me
look at them laying eggs sleeper agents
trying to do the bidding of Chuck I'm on
to you
chickens never keeping a chicken alive
in this game again don't trust anyone
except not even yourself actually
there's nobody is there anything inside
the cat
destroy the cat close one
really you just have an entire sculpture
of a cat for no reason what is minecraft
and why is minecraft ways minecraft so
mean to me
what did I do this is the only secret
room that I found damn it all
screw it I'm destroying this what's the
easiest way to get into it is it two
blocks no matter where I go yeah that
would probably make sense right if it's
right in the middle damn it okay this is
gonna take forever but hopefully I can
get some diamond out of this at least
then then I'll have gotten some totems
of undying and some diamond so it's not
a total waste it's not a total loss I
didn't go to Mickey D's and ask for a
Big Mac and come home with a chicken
tender no I went to McDonald's nice for
a Big Mac he came home with Lake is
succulent burger not the one I wanted
but it's what I got oh my god is this
ever gonna break will it break can it
break
or do I need diamond oh oh it's changing
is it I don't know I think I'm going
crazy
oh my god it actually does break oh that
took forever here we go round two I'm in
it I'm in the game now I'm not letting
anybody change my focus thank god the
other jacks aren't here they were they
were really breaking my focus I felt so
alone
without them but now I realized that
they were trying to steal my secrets I
know what I'm doing anymore
it's hard fake minecraft entertain heat
when you're sitting here smacking box
all day and you're stuck in a woodland
mansion it takes you 15 thousand blocks
to get all there is I got it the diamond
block okay now I have to actually Google
to see if I can break a diamond block
with an iron pickaxe can i mine diamond
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block with iron pickaxe I don't need to
write in Minecraft on this one a pic
made of iron will mine all ores but
still that's not what I asked
diamond blocks can only be successfully
mined with a diamond their iron pickaxe
here we go baby
oh yeah oh it's happening what is going
on with my textures
I don't want to talk about it I don't
want to talk about it I just I just
don't want to talk about it why why did
the game it says right here diamond
blocks can only be mined successfully
with an iron or diamond pickaxe to get
the diamonds back simply put the diamond
block at the crafting grid to split it
into nine diamonds then why didn't it
work that was that was supposed to be my
ticket hole I was supposed to get the
diamond block to turn it into diamond so
I could get a diamond pickaxe to get the
obsidian so I could use the obsidian
what's that it's back its back its back
to normal Oh potato gods you smile upon
me this day thank you thank you
overlords thank you and thank you that
the power of saving my world locally and
not ruining the entire game I just refer
to my safe because I'm not losing that
block okay it's not cheating all they
did was like blue quit the game and load
it back up again okay so since my
freaking
I was using a stone pickaxe us don't
pickaxe oh my god
if I used my eyes in this game I'd be
dangerous you know that buying game you
win this round you do excuse me I'm
trying to have a conversation with the
game bouche gosh nice okay so we may be
back exactly where the episode started
but it's fine because I didn't really
actually I didn't find anything
in this godforsaken dump anyway so let's
make no wonder it took all absolute day
to break those blocks I was using a
stone pickaxe I didn't even realize
stone is not shiny iron is shiny Oh God
could you imagine if that was a lava
hole okay that's the only time I'm going
to revert my save because that really
got to me oh my god oh my god yes what
should I get rid of bones why not
no one needs bones okay plan got get
Jack home is still ago people all right
I don't want to hear it I'll turn this
minecraft around if I have to can so
aggressive it's it's real hurt in this
place case
you almost destroyed my bed which I call
home you freaking dinky I didn't want to
call him that but he forced my hon okay
okay let's put this in here and make
nine diamonds yes yes gamers yes and
then we make the diamond pickaxe
oh let's mine some obsidian gamers let's
go gamers let's go let's go gamers let's
go hit like button cuz this is so much
faster I carefully try to mine all this
obsidian with the stone pickaxe oh what
a fool I was no wonder the cavemen don't
exist anymore because they they vanished
after using all the crappy stone
instruments
alright so I need one doozy nine ten ten
obsidian and then I can go home we also
need flint and steel yeah we might as
well just take it all
we're here it'll come in handy cuz I
might make a bunch of nether portals
wait that'll be Oh so let's go through
the nether - both actually yeah that was
my plan all along what am I talking
about
Gary how many over the speed 14:56 17
it'd be 19 total if I had a diamond
pickaxe to begin with if it was 20 I
could have made two portals am i doing
that math ie two in the bottom two on
the top city decides three inside yeah
it's a ten
it'd be nice if I only had to use nine
whatever what are you gonna do huh
not every Sunday is a picnic where did
you start from
wait a creeper exploded down here and
they all just started pouring out where
did you come from weird like that
I just need gravel there it is yeah baby
oh nice
okay where do you need gravel Sean you
may ask well silly Nam khun's so we can
get it
Flint or at least that's the hope quit
yes get rid of this
no one likes this this looks like as
good a place as I need to build a nether
portal don't you think
CHUM's so it's - yeah and then do I have
any other blocks these will do nicely
yeah I haven't built another portal in a
while because I hate it there yeah that
looks about right
and then we build a flint and steel
Baboosh key and then we do a little bit
of this could we get some epic potato
God sounds thank you thank you very much
now before I go before I leave this
hellhole I have one thing that I want to
do I am burning this entire place I
might burn it all down I'm gonna just
burn chunks of this oh sorry
you're gonna have to wait your turn
you're gonna have to burn in the fiery
pits well
okay well no this is getting away from
me and it's actually starting to burn
across here and it might actually get in
to where my portal is and that's that's
that's not what I want maybe I should
have started the fire little further
away I'm quite nervous the fire is
scaring me now
get rid of rotten flesh and keep the bed
yikes Mayday Mayday we have a problem
but I'd be lying if I didn't say that
this is extremely satisfied everything
burns including me apparently
oh I've sandwich myself in oh my god
this place went up like toilet paper oh
oh okay
set this room on fire set it all on fire
maybe make an escape hatch so I don't
burn oh well now you'll uncover your
secrets to me ya big wooden [ __ ] sweet
Jesus oh sweet Jesus the whole place is
literally going down from a couple of
sparks oh I actually didn't think that
it would burn so efficiently well I'll
be off then good looking out don't let
me near a pack of matches that's the
lesson we've all learned here today
isn't it yes yes indeed Oh Oh God holy
hell
hey I did not mean for this to happen I
think I'm gonna be on the local news
crazy Irishman burns down giant mansion
in might defense I thought it would be
cool and it is oh sweet lord
yeah what rooms have you got to heighten
out my Porton still find though we'll
just just jump into that portal anyway
who knows where to come out in the
nether but it's there oh no no I think
you don't do that
jeepers nice and toasty warm I know a
bunch of you at home are probably like
Jack you shouldn't have burned it down
to probably had blah blah blah don't
care don't care my way if playing
minecraft is way more fun this is
beautiful oh wait are you one of the
poopy chests the ones that actually
didn't have anything in them prepared
the storage yep
well you know what that means look dark
in here why don't I brighten things up a
bit
I really had other plans for this
episode by the way there's there's more
stuff that I want to do this is just
really fun and something that needed to
happen okay my friend and seal is gone
so my my mayhem can only go so far oh
the portal is my workbench
that's insane it's very anything secret
laying around God burning down the whole
mansion was way more fun than exploring
it what does it say about me come on you
have to admit that that's cool I think
it's super epic
where is the obsidian thing oh it's in
that room over there I didn't burn it
all down we do chests not burn oh my god
will I actually be able to find all the
chests if there actually are any secret
ones around this might work out way
better for me should you just do this
from the beginning just jump in flint
and steel one wall and then see the
whole mayhem ensue that's that's Jack
septic tip for a woodland mansions the
normal way is lame Wow most of it is
gone didn't seem like I missed a whole
lot it feels like I got all the rooms
people some people are saying that like
woodland mansions can have a lot of
treasure in them I guess I just didn't
find one well I've had my fun I think
I've had my fair share of this place I'm
dedicated way too much time to it it's
time to head out let's go through no
I'll keep you there just in case we die
in here
Oh God Oh God
Oh God oh god what was it doing that was
so weird oh yeah where's my boat where's
my boat come at me ha ok
come at me again my guys suck those are
sooo close excuse me big boys
technically told me I don't need to
fight you but Andy meds oh I do need
those ok come at me come at me I do need
to fight some Enderman I do need ender
balls because I need to start making a
portal to fight Andy dragon and also
nether chests or whatever they're called
ender chests let you again
OOP here to fight me Faina fight your
brother Hey oh god it broke Oh No
this might actually be kind of bad hi
drink that oh I I was talking to him not
me Oh God okay okay okay okay
Oh God oh Jesus this is a terrible idea
away they jump over here dammit okay
please fun please fun it's fine you're
in your pads you're in your bag why do
they jump I knew I couldn't because of
my health myself right there okay okay
do not fall in lava you numpty okay got
my stuff got my stuff got my stuff okay
put that on put everything on but
everything you can on okay let's let's
rearrange a little bit diamond pickaxe
yes please use the same one I don't know
if I should try fighting you screw it
yes yes and double yes Andy pearls
that's what I need gamers that is
exactly what I need okay okay okay
I think the other Enderman is gone
it's probably scared of me cuz he saw me
jump from a great height and die and
then come back
he's probably he can never be killed ok
where am I
I have no idea where's my other portal I
have it saved on my computer somewhere I
should really look it up but I should
also take a screenshot this one so I
could remember where I am okay I have to
get I'm at
- 1900 - 1800 I need to get to 29 - 6
ok so that direction gotcha gotcha how's
it going Lance how re-created good good
to hear it also did you guys see the the
Minecraft Update thing they're talking
about in I think it's October actually
so very very soon they're gonna add
another update there's got to be nether
biomes so we won't just be going through
the nether and seeing just the same
blocks over and over again we'll
actually see like forests and stuff in
the nether in Minecraft I'm really
excited about because the nether is kind
of boring right now you literally only
come here to get blaze rods I think
it'll be cool
it'd be cool to have a reason to come
into the nether and build like a nether
base and stuff like that yes even the
nether though dudes you're gonna you're
gonna die in there you're gonna get hurt
ease there you go there you go oh we can
see the shower there they're immune to
fire damage so
oh I interrupted your shower I'm sorry
I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't meet you I
didn't meet you I'm just on my way I'm
trying to find my way home I don't get
GPS signal in the nether in the
Netherlands it sucks
it's a heck and minecraft whoo nether
fortress hello
I don't need another fortress right now
though this would have been cool ages
ago right now I just need to get home Oh
what's the easiest way off this heck
hole caught myself oh my god
another nether fortress whoa
I was just running along wait this isn't
the one I found already is it alright
we'll see you when I check this chest
I still don't know who what can I get
rid of to quartz why not I never ever
use it
what's the quartz used for is it good
for anything okay let's just look around
this for a little bit I might still go
on the right way oh this is really
starting to cover a lot of ground for me
hell yeah
I mean heck heck the minecraft gods are
gonna be angry with me okay oh god oh
god oh god oh god could you give me some
skulls sir what did they
all right I just picked up the nether
block that I put up dang it I thought I
got there the wither skull from him
there for a second if I get three of
those against some of the wither okay I
kind of want to mess me up but it's part
of the fun
another nether fortress I couldn't even
find one before wait this might actually
be the one that I have looted already
maybe now I don't remember this and I
definitely destroyed all those in my one
so nether fortress is four days now god
I don't want any no thanks I'm good I'm
all full up on the old AB burny burny
there nice scotum I can do that too look
Oh God maybe not on fire but I can
certainly be menacing hahaha look I
survived and I only got mildly
permanently injured but if gold no one
wants gold gold sucks oh my god I see
stuff I've built I'm close Dirty's
there's my portal
oh god I'm almost home oh Jesus this has
taken me all day what how long it
actually did take me coming
can we get some stats up on the board I
haven't recorded the whole thing way too
long well I've been a bit silly with how
I actually got back as well like this
this is not a clever way to get there oh
sweet mama oh sweet mama I'm proud of
myself for spending this long in the
nether without falling into a hole
all right do both of these bring me back
homers one of these bring me to a
foreign place
yes challenge complete subspace bubble
what what subspace bubble for oh hey
guys Oh oh my god you are all broken I
think this is doesn't use the resource
pack before and then I switched back
because some things were weird and I
didn't like it and now you're all broken
oh no oh oh
finally Finbar how's it going there lies
asleep whatever you just know greatness
when he sees it
oh god I can't wait see my dogs can't
see my dogs there's Sam
Sampson she's on how are you guys doing
oh god I thought you didn't have a
nametag there for a second oh it feels
good to be back
oh it feels good to be home oh yes we
can rest easy my holy jesus that took a
long time I have four totems of undying
right now that is excelente because that
means it's weird as well that means I
have a lot of chances to kill an Ender
Dragon
and I'm ammo homegoing do that now I
want to make ender eye
okay so I have seven of them now I think
I needed nine
there's pretty damn good we're very very
close to being able to do this epic
gamers 528 diamonds my god
most explore map I don't mean I found
what that had was boring oh okay okay
what do we what are we doing guys that's
the first order of business nothing back
they picked up no I'm just so excited to
be here
I survived oh yes oh yes oh yes ding
ding ding
top of morning to everybody back home
god it really feels like it's been
forever since I've been in this tiny
base tiny base to some what I meant to
say it's not a tiny base it's a glorious
monotonous not monotonous I've been away
too long I'm hungry
glad you guys are sticking around you
know ever since I left the first few
times I was getting a little worried if
you'd ever stay around again but I'm
really glad that you guys are saying to
keep them company
I'm also really good at the Jura State I
don't really need what you're offering
anymore
so I might change you I need to start
building out a whole area for for
villagers and everything god I am
actually really hungry I can't
concentrate I need to build out a whole
place for villagers if you guys have any
cool sort of schematics for how that
would look
that'll be really nice I would like to
bring people in here and set them all up
in here and like put villagers all in
here with jobs but I can't do that
because I don't know how to get them
into this area and I said build a rail
system or something but that takes
forever
in celebration of making it back home
after that long
hello fence cow you doing good wait
where is he where is he
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chuk chuk alas chicken come here wait
hold on you come here you dagnabbit
I saw your sleeper agents I saw them out
in the front I saw there by the woodland
mansion but you know what I did I burned
it to the ground
I also took their eggs and slaughtered
every single one of them how do you like
that huh have some rotten flesh this is
the rotten flesh of your compatriots
your trash nor your place Chuck come
here come here see this that you just
laid you see what this is all I see are
a bunch of lies not even good enough for
the river chuck that will went right
into a creepers ass you'll never get
them love you want I'm gonna do some for
the turtles that I should have done a
long time ago they oh god I'm all broken
they have some some grass there but what
I'm gonna give them is some sand but
give them some sand they might actually
spawn some babies and then we'd have a
whole bunch of teeny tiny Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles
okay gamer and I protein bar I'm all
good for another hour nerd session
nothing stops a gamer okay so put some
sand and I have sea grass right can I
feed you
did we go there we go did you do it I
thought I just fed both oh there we go
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what is that um what have you got
underneath you that's not a baby what
are you doing where's my game bro you
want to lay eggs oh god do I actually
need like a specific is this not egg
worthy do they need something else in
here to make four eggs I gave you sad
what more do you want more sand okay you
got it wait wait I get it I get it I get
it I think I know what needs to happen
I'm going to build a little island here
little island in the aquarium is that is
that enough wait you can't actually fit
there can you I don't know I don't know
what you need make babies please so
apparently this will not work either and
you know what I am livid I have made
this place a home for you tried my best
slaved away to make you my slaves to do
my bidding and make babies what do I get
in return
no babies fine that's it you're just
gonna have to live there with a pregnant
belly from now on that's how life is now
in celebration of coming all the way
back from the nether unscathed I'm gonna
reward myself I'm gonna build a giant
potato something the people have been
asking for for a long time I thought the
giant pint of Guinness was enough to
solidify just how Irish this place is
but no giant potato okay I don't really
know how to start this I need to look up
what a potato looks like in the game
these are baked potatoes those are
different I don't know how to adapt
scale to what I want let me see what a
potato looks like let's make it 3 2 1
scale it's gonna lay down a template
right now
3 2 1 scale so that would mean that
every for every pixel
there would be three i think i'm
flawless on this and i actually don't
know how this is gonna work out let me I
have a picture of a potato up on the
screen I'm just gonna make this what if
we build I've needed a place for my guys
what if we build a potato here and I
build it into the mountain is that good
or is that your big brain right now I
don't know I just I realize that I'm
kind of running out of space here and I
don't want it here skewered and nobody
can see it so what I've had a place to
put it then over here obscured
[Music]
you guys ready for the biggest potato of
your life have a potato in your head
thinking about a potato wait I'll give
you a little refresher this is what a
potato looks like see this little potato
right here see that just a picture that
in your head that beautiful perfect
little tuber all right you got that in
your head you know what that looks like
why am i spitting all over myself
behold the great potato
[Laughter]
exactly look like that other one but I
got lazy
turns out building a giant potato out of
wood takes a really long time and it's
really hard to do so
keep jumping down to be like great so
then I got bored just filled up the
entire thing one color but I am an
artiste an Irish artiste
I built the perfect spud for the perfect
world the shape is actually to scale of
the other one but everything else is not
I really tried my best I'm proud of it
none of you could take that away from me
boy I need my thingies back no up here
you drop a trident I don't think you
actually can unless you have a trident
in your hand it would be epic that'd be
awesome
that'll be the greatest day of my life
thing Oh things are really starting to
look up here in Ireland so what I want
to do for this is that I want it I want
to build something in this so maybe
maybe take out to hear God my textures
are [ __ ] and then do something like
this no I mean take all the way in take
all the way in and then we'd have some
sort of like cool doorway going it maybe
you can actually make doors that kind of
look like the rest of this I left some
of these
you could put down some more stripped
spruce logs I don't know we'll make it
look epic we'll make it look cool no no
it looks like it looks like a face it
looks like a giant chicken nugget that's
what it looks like but it's not if
anyone comes up to you in the street and
says that's a giant chicken of it slap
them in the face and tell them no Irish
noises dating ding that's a potato
how dare now I need a way of sending us
off I have the best idea if I put this
down it hits both so there is a way of
doing this
forget our redstone works but I'm gonna
do it this is this is my calling this is
what it's been all about this entire
time you know what whatever they need a
ding a ding a ring to myself
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