Hey, bud
Shint
[music]
Look I got some - I got some Cola here.
This is our classic slop.
Alright, let's start making some money. Damn it.
If you haven't been following me on Twitter and you're not familiar with this -
So because this is the amazon fulfillment center
we - we have to have uhh some employees working for us and uhh
I've set up this it's kind of a trap. I mean it's it's kind of a - they do choose to go up there
Uhh, they don't choose to fall in but I mean clearly this - does this place look welcoming to you?
Okay, I can either go in the office or I can go down this dark abyss of a hallway
Which is very not inviting. I mean, it's - why would you go this way?
I even put like a scary ominous red light over here.
I think if you go this far, you probably don't have good intentions
An off you go
into the wage cage
Wagie Cage 9000
Improve worker productivity with the patented wage cage and it includes features such as
wireless connection to deliver job orders
emergency bathroom light (often ignored)
product grabbing arm, piss-soaked floor
cage lock that can only be opened by Foreman
something I noticed is when - when people fell in here
They would just jump on the computer thinking that they could somehow jump high enough
Or maybe clip onto some edge and - and escape
So I uhh, installed this - this uhh sign
"EMERGENCY BATHROOM BUTTON"
"Please press if you urgently need to use the bathroom. A foreman will be on site to open your cage within"
"## hours."
I really like how Roblox filtered it. It makes it funnier.
You don't know what the number is but you know, it's it's really high. You know, it's probably not like 10 hours. It's probably like
30 hours or something horrible like that.
Oh god, who's this guy?
It's true lad
doesn't he look like a friendly character
Hey, bud
[plane crash sounds]
Oh my god
let's go in and get some drinks fellas
I don't actually have any cola, so we'll have to order some
You gotta pay the delivery fee
Someone said deal. Look at this. All my buddies are joining
oh look bricks already stuck in the wage cage
Yeah, get to work
Oh, my delivery's here
"antixtract"
10k. There you go, bud
how cool
Okay fellas, drinks are on me
hell yeah
How nice and cozy
oh
He's just tossin' those in
it begins
Damn that's really filling up
Nice. Good work
"please don't game end me." Ohh boy. Ohhh boy
What did he fall into?
This server's getting a little out of control
"que is this"
I dunno, but we're gonna find out.
Okay, you can just do that
Hahahaha sick
Take that gun
[gunfire]
What are we gonna do with all of this Cola
let's get drinking, I agree
Open the floodgates everyone start drinking
I'm so full
I have to pee, guys
oh god
Quickly quickly quickly
Here we go
Finally
Look at all the garbage. Let's just leave it here. Let's just not pick up after ourselves.
Okay, we're good
I'm thinking we should go with the corner
I say we have a good old time lapse of the building process here
[music]
Well, I think that'll do it
how nice
What a day, hmm?
You look lonely
I can fix that
You look like a good Joe