Yoooo what is up guys?
MYour boy RiceGum, I'm back for another video.
And how are you guys doing? Man...
I hope you're having a good day.
If not hopefully this video can make you feel better.
Before we start I just wanna say thank you for all of the support recently
We're almost at 300,000 subscribers!
Which is insane, so if you're new to the channel man, welcome to the family
And if you've been here for a long time, thank you for sticking around!
So today I have a very interesting video for you guys!
So back in December I uploaded a video called "This Girl Must Be Stopped."
Where I talked about this girl named, Uma Kompton
And if you haven't seen it, you guys can click right here to watch it
But basically just a summary of it,
I just talk about this girl and how
weird she is and how she looks like coconut head.
and uh- she basically saw my video and uh-
She said "ain't no Ching Chong gonna ruin my Xmas. This day is about my lord and savior
not some bok Choy breathed son of Genghis trying to shade me."
(WTF look)
And on her instagram she said,
"This china guy RiceGum was bullying me"
Yara yara yara!
"I will not be called coconut head anymore" XD
"This is a massage to all my haters" Do you even grammar bro?
A massage to all my haters! *Does massage motions*
So I was like, why not just piss her off even more and
just uh- make a part 2!
Alright so let's begin, today
we're on her Instagram, last time
I was on her Twitter and the things I found there were insane!
Let's see what we can find on her Instagram.
*Reads caption* "I look like moaning Lisa by Leonardo DiCaprio but with bangs" WTF
Moaning... Lisa.... what does that-
WOAAHH
YOOO
Alright you guys know how I always make jokes about how she
looks like Coconut Head!
TELL me why she looks like the guy from Fine Bros?!
*Reads caption* My mom died a year before I was born so I never got to meet her
but I take flowers to her grave every year.
*Jeopardy Music plays*
"My mom died a year before?"
*Does the math*
*Still doing the math*
(Come on, Rice.)
How is that even possible?!
*Smashes pencil in half with forehead*
YOOOO
*Reads caption* "Bae always trying to take photos of me LOL"
"He caught me off guard with this one"
But the shado- Nevermind.
*Reads caption* "RIP grandma can't wait to get to the funeral and slay the family with this outfit"
What is wrong with this girl?
WOAH
But lowkey her outfit is fire though (Yah right)
*Reads caption* "Sorry home of sexuals...only straight men can handle me"
BITCH, NO ONE WANTS TO TOUCH YOU! XD
*Reads caption* "Cousins by birth, lovers by choice, love you so much"
Alright everyone's like "Ew! That's so weird, they're cousins!"
We actually found out about this last video
So I'm kinda used to it
It is Valentine's day so uh-
Imma screenshot this
This is lowkey relationship goals!
OH MY GOD!
*Reads caption* "Why would I when I cool like Kylie Jenner with my cute StarBucks coffee?"
What...since when did KFC sell co- that's a KFC cup!
Since when do they sell, like hot drinks?
Like, (chuckles) what?
YOOO, tell me why that second picture lowkey on point?
Like her bangs are fleek!
*Reads caption* "Took a pregnancy test and it's 110% sure I'm pregnant! I'm so happy!"
( OK she's just trollin' now)
Yo, I can't do this anymore like...
That's a thermometer!
And she put it?
...And it told?
I can't, I can't do this... *stands up*
*Reads caption* "We named her miracle. 2 abortion attempts and she still made it. Stuck with her now."
Yo, this isn't even funny anymore like,
this baby has to live with Uma as her mother..
Yo, tell me why the baby looks nothing like the parents?
Like, they might have to go on Maury, 'cause like she's been cheating or something!
Cause Ah- I don't know, I mean they kind of
I don't know man, it's a cute baby though
and, I feel bad, 'cause Uma is raising it
and like she's such
(sighs)
Like Uma if you're watching this..
..let me adopt the baby!
RiceGum Junior..
Internet sensation, I can already see it!
So we just went through her whole instagram and
umm, that was really weird.
But the thing about Uma that I actually like is
she makes music, right?
And my last video, I reviewed one of her songs
And, it wasn't- it wasn't even that bad
uhh, and she just made a brand new song!
I haven't heard it 'cause I
waited to get my reactions on camera.
So, Uma, Kompton, new hit single!
"By The River By Uma Kompton < --- <
Down By The River, boy, I'm waitin' on you Pussy needs eatin', beat it black and blue
Hold me in your arms, this love is true Nothing else matters when I'm fingered by you
Hands down by my waist, boy Come have a taste, boy Jeans down round your feet, boy I've got a treat, boy
Come on, baby, meet by the river (AYE) Come on, baby, make me shiver (AYE) Come on, baby, meet by the river (AYE) Come on, baby, make me quiver
Daddy's got a shotgun
YOOOO
THAT. SHIT. WAS FIRE!
But yeah, I guess that's gonna wrap up my video
Thank you, if you made it to the end!
It was an okay song until she said...uh-
(Don't say it!)
Pussy needs eatin', beat it black and blue or some- I don't know
But..
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I wanna do more variety,
you know, I can roast people
but you know I could do Q & A's and stuff too
Whatever, whatever, whatever
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