Once upon a time there was a giant egg called Humpty Dumpty
Unlike most eggs he wore clothes and had a face One day Humpty Dumpty got very
bored so he decided to do something that was against the rules
Oh no! That sounds like a bad idea
Climbing's not allowed this I know is true but I'm a naughty egg and I want a better view
Humpty climbed up the wall and looked all around.
He was very pleased with himself.
What did he see?
It doesn't say here but I think he saw flying unicorns Look, dear King, what is that I spy?
Dear Queen it's an egg and he's dangerously high!
Egg, egg, egg. Egg in a shell. look at him wobble. Oh no, he fell!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall?
All the King's horses and all the King's men, put Humpty back together again.
Was Humpty hurt? A little bit but not enough to stop him from climbing up the
wall again a few minutes later. Oh boy!
I'm smarter now, watch me get tricky
I'll stay on the wall using something sticky
Look dear King, what's on the egg's bottom.
it Queen I suspect it's a piece of bubblegum
Egg, egg, egg. Egg in a shell. look at him wobble. Oh no, he fell!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall?
All the King's horses and all the King's men, put Humpty back together again.
Let me guess. He decided to do something safer like a puzzle.
Umm, no. He climbed the wall again
I know what the problem is, too much of a breeze
The wind is blowing on my hat and these long sleeves
Look dear King. Look over there.
Dear Queen, oh no, it's an egg and underwear
Egg, egg, egg. Egg in a shell. look at him wobble.
Oh no he fell
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall?
All the King's horses and all the King's men, couldn't put Humpty together again.
And that was the end of Humpty Dumpty well not quite
Well, not quite.
It happened to be breakfast time
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall?
Rather than waste him, she should all taste him
Scrambled eggs for all