Mac: Hey, we want some pussy
Multiple Macs: Hey
Multiple Macs: We want some pussy
Mac: Mac!
Mac: Is my mouth bleeding?
Mac: So we back
Mac: With this mess. *zoom in* What?
Mac: We've done it once. Done it twice
Mac: Answered some hate questions
Mac: And now we finna do it again
Mac: 'Cause nothing's better with being gay then optimizing my sexuality for views.
Mac: Let me go brush my hair. Gotta look good for all the other gays!
Mac: My window's open and a fan is about two feet from my face because the devil
Mac: Decided to sit it's ass cheeks upon this apartment building and we do not have air conditioning. Can I get a prayer? (You got my prayer!)
Mac: You know, I kinda like making these video
Mac: All I have to do is sit back
Mac: Drink some refreshing juices and watch a bunch of bullshit on screen and scream at it. That's my life!
Mac: A bitch is also selling out and wearing her own merch today. Bwaaah
Mac: Do you wanna cop' that? Please do it.
Mac: Please, really- I need- just give me- Buy my merch! We also got this, a-this and these. Go cop' em now go buy them now, please
Mac: I'm begging. Give a bitch some coin. Usually at this time I really have like a big cup of tea
Mac: But that got a little bit too gimmicky, don't you think?
Mac: So instead I just got a gigantic goblet of water. Tap water may I add.
Angry News Man: -That Turn The Freacking Frogs Gay!!
Mac: So I went on Twitter asking you guys to send me some homophobic videos, rants, websites etcetera
Mac: For this video. Follow me on Twitter by the way! Has this video not gotten desperate enough yet? Let's make it even more.
Mac: So we're gonna react to them. Title of this video!
Mac: So let's see what you gave me: "No homos allowed in church" -yummy!
Homophobic Church Dude: And we need to get a biblical view tonight of this subject and not be deceived by the world that we live in.
Homophobic Church Dude: To tell us: Oh, you know, we just need to just be more loving and everything is gonna be fine. You know what? Tha- that's funny 'cause that's what everybody's doing
Homophobic Church Dude: And it's not working
Mac: I am afraid to find out what happens next *laughing*
Mac: waiiiit nooo. it's already going down the wrong path
Mac: Just don't do it. Don't. Do it.
Homophobic Church Dude: "No queers allowed in this church!" and all god's people said
"God's People": Amen!
Homophobic Church Dude: No! Homos! Will ever be allowed on this church as long as I'm the pastor here!
Angry Church Dude: NEVER!
Mac: *whiny laughing sound?*
Mac: We just started! It is too hot. Wow.
Mac: He's so adamant! "No gays allowed in this church!" while my ass sitting here like "BET" *laughing*
Angry Church Dude: They say "you're crazy!"- No! YOU'RE CRAZY! Mac: Ok.
Angry Church Dude: Look around, look how many little kids we have here.
Angry Church Dude: Let me just say it right now
Crazy Church Dude: And you can just go ahead and put this in your pipe and smoke it. All Homo's are pedophiles.
Mac: There it is! There it is! He said the words. He unlocked the Agenda.
Mac: No homos allowed in This Church!!!!
Mac: We all pedophiles! We all rape children!
Mac: I don't even like kids! I guess I'm a bad gay (bad)
Mac: We're all pedophiles, damn.
Mac: I didn't know that. I've been sitting here going against Pedophilia.
Mac: Didn't even know I've just been totally rejecting my true calling. I've been sitting up here hating kids since 2011
Mac: And I didn't know I was supposed to be all about 'em. Oops.
Homophobic Church Dude: And you know what? We would have a better attitude towards homos if we just realized that they're pedophiles
Mac: We would have a BETTER attitude??
Mac: BET *laughing*
Mac: I can't- this is- it's too early. But like, honey, all I wanna know is who painted that mural and tell them to retire.
Homophobic Church Dude: It's in the same list In leviticus 20 with all that other crazy stuff Mac: really?
Crazy Church Dude: That I didn't even wanna mention tonight.
Mac: Are you sure? Do you not wanna mention it because it's crazy or do you not wanna mention it because you've never read it?
Mac: You gotta see through the bullshit of some of these "pastors"
Mac: Of some of these "preachers"
Mac: Because some of the times the things they are "preaching" are the things they didn't even read yet.
Mac: Y'all gotta look through it! Y'all gotta look through the scam some people do through religion.
Mac: I'm just saying. He out here really talking crap about gays?
Mac: Nothing in the bible- All that's- He just kinda- He just saying "no gays allowed in the church" "gays are pedophiles
Mac: And then all of a sudden he goes back to religion- since when? I don't wanna be that bitch
Mac: But that pastor own something else. That pastor might be a closeted homosexual and hating on himself
Mac: I'm just saying. Look at that face, look at that body look at that haircut honey. BET
Mac: Movin' on! *painful laughter* Great video.
Poor Gay Boy: I'm taking pictures of myself wearing makeup. Homophobic Mom: Why? Poor Gay Boy: 'Cause I want to!
Homophobic Mom: You are not allowed to wear makeup in my house.
Poor Gay Boy: I- I don't wear it.
Homophobic Mom: You're just asking to get your ass kicked. Poor Gay Boy: No, people don't care!
Homophobic Mom: You can be gay but you don't have to wear makeup. To be gay, to get more attention.
Poor Gay Boy: I don't do it for attention!
Homophobic Mom: Gay guys don't wear makeup!
Poor Gay Boy: Yes! There's plenty! Homophobic Mom: Unless they're fucking flamers!
Homophobic Mom: Are you a fucking flamer?
Mac: *crying and coughing, or something... like that...*
Mac: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry that you got parents
Mac: Like that
Mac: This video is 13 minutes long . I'm only like a minute in, I can't. I'm so sorry that you have a parent like that.
Mac: And I really hope you got out of that situation.
Mac: She threatened him!
Mac: She threatened him! People in this world exist like that!
Mac: I'm so sorry that this ugly ass bitch has this ugly ass shit to say. I don't know what else to say about it! I'm sorry!
Mac: First of all, I want that blanket.
Mac: Where is that blanket, can I have it? I cannot watch 13 minutes of this erratic homophobia.
Mac: Gay boys don't wear makeup unless they're flamers.
Mac: BET
Homophobic Mom: You have to respect my boundaries.
Mac: YOUR BOUNDARIES BITCH
Mac: Your boundaries? Is his face? YOUR BOUNDARIES?
Mac: What? Waaait. I'm sorry. My face don't belong to anybody's boundaries
Mac: My face my own. This bitch just mad 'cause he can wear makeup better than HER.
Mac: We're movin' on. We done.
Mac: That mess got it's chance but I couldn't.
Mac: A 1960s anti-gay lecture for children. Children bitch. We bringing in the Prepubescent
Mac: Ohh, can we say low quality? Scary Lecture Guy: There may be some in this auditorium, there may be some here today that will be homosexual in the future
Mac: Me. Scary Lecture Guy: There are a lot of kids here. They can be anywhere. They can be judges, lawyers
Scary Lecture Guy: We oughta know we've arrested all of them. Mac: Wo?
Scary Lecture Guy: So if anyone of you have let yourself become involved with an adult homosexual or with another boy you better stop quick
Mac: *Some weird breathing/ Dying?/ Laughter?*
Mac: YOU BETTER STOP
Screaming Woman: YOU BETTER STOP!!!
Mac: *laughing in the background*
Mac: If you's be a gay then you better stop quick bitch!
Mac: If you a boy and you slip and you fall on a dick you better get up.
Mac: If you's a girl and your tounge accidentally touched that Punani you better back the fuck up
Mac: *laughing* Oh, God. ah, I love this. Scary Lecture Guy: The rest of your life will be a living hell.
Mac: BET? We really out here threatening people about homosexuallity...
Mac: How long has it been now? Oh my stomach hurts.
Mac: "I hate gay marriage" - me too. Homophobic Person: This is a message for anybody who thinks gay marriage is right. Mac: Great. Good to know.
Homophobic person: You don't know how much it upsets god. That's right, god, the one who controls everything.
Homophobic person: Ok? Mac: Uh gurl.
Homophobic person: In the bible Mac: Yes? Homophobic person: The bible, that's right. Mac: Go ahead.
Homophobic person: says that no man should lie together- no two men should lay together in bed - SEXUALLY.
Mac: Wait a minute, does it say "sexaully"? We addin' words to the bible now! Uhh yes, I love adlibs.
Homophobic person: Sexually! Mac: *laughing profusely*
Mac: I'm glad she didn't do this
Homophobic person: To all you gay people out there Mac: Yes?
Homophobic person: This is what i think of your gay marriage *crumples paper that says Gay Marriage*
Mac: What you burning?
Mac: Are you burning the gays? I don't know who hurt you - probably the person who gave you that haircut, but-
Homophobic person: Do you wanna burn up in flames? Because that's what's waiting for you if you continue to be gay.
Mac: I am ready.
Mac: That's all I've ever wanted, just burn me. Burn me in flames. All I wanted in life, guys, just kill me now.
Mac: Why do you think I'm gay? I just wanna die.
Homophobic person: It's a sin. Mac: Yea. Homophobic person: Gay is a sin. Mac: Sure.
Homophobic person: Love wins, Hashtag love wins? That offends people, it offends me.
Mac: Why? It's a sin to love?!
Mac: Oh no, she's so offended by love. She's offended by love!
Mac: Me too, bitch, okay? When I see two men holding hands I'm offended too, because it ain't me.
Homophobic person: I just don't get why somebody would wanna be gay. Mac: I can tell you!
Mac: Ok, so let's grate this video, let's unpack it. Really loved the ad-libbing, really loved the physical demonstrations.
Mac: Us burning in the fire and the fire was hell was a really great add-on. And I really loved the preparation of the video.
Mac: You came in with a plan and you executed it and I give you applause for that, congrats.
Mac: But taking off point 'cause you shot this vertically and you thought that was okay. I don't know who told you.
Mac: "Ten reasons why you should oppose same-sex marriage" I am ready. You know I really needed this
Mac: I really need these reasons. Dick: Is your liberal professor giving you problems because you oppose same-sex marriage? Mac: Every Sunday.
*weird ass brass band music*
Mac: That was a long ass intro, wait a minute. That intro was a minute long! *snickering* Darling!
Dick 2: Calling something marriage does not make it marriage. Marriage has always been the covenant between a man and a woman.
Mac: Let's see. The definition of marriage is " The state of being united as spouses in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law"
Mac: I never knew that gay people getting married is not "The state of being united as spouses in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law".
Mac: I didn't know that was reserved for a man and a woman. Also, quick fact, marriage just means "An intimate and close union" aswell.
Mac: As in, just anything that's really close together. "The marriage of painting and poetry"
Old Dude: In marriage, the procreative act of husband wife, has a primary purpose: Procreation.
Old Dude: To intentionally circumvent that purpose violates natural law and objective norm of moral.
Mac: How is that natural? To get married to make a baby?
Mac: How is that natural? Wasn't marriage like a thing made in the 14th century?
Mac: What were they doing before then? What were they doing in BC? Were the cavemen married before they Bonked
Mac: Last time I checked just having sex is more natural than getting married beforehand!
Dick 3:- to validate homosexual lifestyle and all of it's bisexual and transgender variants.
Mac: Variants. Bisexuals and Transgenders are just varients to me! Are just varients to my gayness! *laughing* God- I'm so sorry!
Mac: A men and a woman that want to get married can be black or white, rich or poor, short or tall.
Dick 3: None of these differences are obstacles to true love (?) Mac: Ok but hold up, wait a minute, wait a minute. *laughing*
Mac: What's gonna happen? Wait, you gotta give me a second!
Ma: Hold up, wait wait, hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up
Mac: We 'bout to say something real quick. We 'bout to-
Mac: *laughing* We 'bout to- *laughing* We 'bout to Say. Something. Real Quick.
Mac: So. Wow. These people, these religious people, are going against same-sex marriage right, right now
Mac: Yes, okay, and just right now said- these religious people just said that it's okay. You can get married, if you're black white, rich or poor.
Mac: These religious people! The same people, back in the day, who said that interracial marriage was not natural!
Mac: Who Said that interracial marriage was not morally right - Was against the bible! - Are now saying it's okay!
Mac: *laughing* We said it, we did it. We said it.
Mac: Saying "One cannot compare genetic racial traits and non-genetic behaviour" - DON'T WE DO THAT ON A DAILY BASIS?
Mac: *resigned grunt*
Mac: "Dear gay people" I'm excited for this hatred. Oh, are you a youtuber? I can't give you that promo.
Mac: No, I can't do that. I'm not that bitch. I'm sorry. Catching the game.
Cheerful Commercial Guy: She wants to make sure her men are healthy! Mac: This is a joke!
Cheerful Commercial Guy: And here is a disease lurking in your very neighbourhood
Mac: Gay? Cheerful Commercial Guy: And that disease is...
Mac: Me? Cheerful Commercial Guy: ... THE GAY(™) Mac: ME!
Cheerful Commercial Guy: *happy music playing in the background* So know the symptoms and protect yourself from someone carrying The Gay™
Cheerful Commercial Guy: Symptoms include: A desire to wear women's clothing
Mac: Every day! Cheerful Commercial Guy: After a good workout, hit the shower. In fact, you may want to have a teammate hit those hard-to-reach spots.
Mac: Oh my God. True. Same. Do this at home kids.
Mac: So my battery is dying and so is my will to live. Let's add more watch time to this video, let me replace this battery. we ain't done.
Some Lady: My fellow countryman. The sanctity of marriage is under threat from... The Gay™.
Presumably Northern Woman: This is your future if we don't vote no to The Gay™
Smart Dude: There was no Gay™ 5- 5-10 years ago
Smart Dude: It was- it's only in 'cause all that fashion and stuff, you know the Yolos and Tags
Mac: Did he say there was no Gay 5 or 10 years ago? This gotta be fake.
Mac: There was Gay since Roman Time. There's gayness painted on pottery.
Smart Ass: When a married man and woman have sex, it all makes sense.
Mac: What's gonna happen next? I swear to god... Oh My God. Yep- e- That's how we do it!
Mac: Tag yourself, I'm the broken hot dog. Northern Woman: For the sake of humanity: Vote. No. To. The Gay™.
Mac: Vote no the the gay! Just vote no to it! Gay? - No! I love it so much *crying*
Angry Woman: God did not change! His word is truth! Your word isn't truth!
Angry Woman: My word isn't truth! Mac: Is that haircut truth?
Angry Woman: It's just like these islamic extremlist! (making a mistake while trying to say 'extremists')
Angry Woman: Extremists, okay?
Mac: Ex- *laughing/Crying* Islamic Extemlists!
Angry Woman: YOU READ THE SAME BIBLE I READ!
Mac: Do you read a Bible? If you think gay marriage is wrong, don't get gay married.
Mac: There you go, go to heaven, happy birthday!
Mac: Or happy death day, I don't know!
Mac: I'm just gonna- I'm just gonna-
Mac: I'm gonna go. What did we learn today kids?
Mac: Vote no to the Gay!
Mac: If you being gay, you better stop quick! All gays are apparently pedophiles
Mac: Even the ones that think they don't like kids, like me.
Mac: Buy my merch! Why don't we do that right now instead?
Mac: Spread love! To my bank account.
Mac: My name is Mac, and don't forget to like, comment, share and subscreeb babe - I'm gonna burp
*you don't hear anything*
Mac: That was a very weak ass burp. *burps* There we go! *laughing*
Mac: Okey, BWAH. There we go, we're good.
*music*