I always give the same advice... Okay.
...get in on the ground floor,
start out as a production assistant.
Oh, the PAs. Yeah, that makes sense.
Sure. The PAs on "Holey Moley," they are indispensable.
They do everything,
and they really keep the show running smoothly,
but, Rob, being a PA on "Holey Moley,"
it can be tough, it can be grueling work,
and they really don't get enough credit.
Absolutely. Why don't we take a look?
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And now "The Life of a PA."
♪
Now, the most common role for a PA
is to do the jobs on set that no one else wants to do.
Uh-oh. Oh, they're done for the day.
They've been in those porta potties
for a long time.
Who do you think they put in there?
You think those are PAs they put in there?
Oh, yeah.
Can you imagine you come to work here on this crew,
and they're like, "Hey, here's what you got today.
Oh, yeah, you're porta potty number three.
You're in there for five hours"?
Can you imagine that?
Is there a Ted here?
[ Laughs ]
Ted.
Porta-john number four.
Hey, I don't know what you all are complaining about.
We're paying you in Snickers and meatloaf.
Karen, porta-john number five.
-To open the door. -I wouldn't respond to my name.
How much --
Like, "Is there a Rob --
Is there a Rob Riggle here?
Is there a Rob? Rob Riggle?"
I'll just sit there and say, "Never heard of him."
It's cool!
Because PAs are constantly terrified
of doing something wrong and being fired,
they're prone to very unusual behavior.
Who is -- Is that --
Why is there somebody
just laying on the ground in front of the Nugent family?
Why?
Why would you be curled up in the fetal position
on the ground here at "Holey Moley"?
Is he part of our crew?
That's one of our production assistants.
Somebody want to check on him?
Apparently he was in the shot.
Course Marshal Joe just went over and coldcocked him.
I can't decide if he's the worst PA
or the best PA ever on "Holey Moley."
Can I help you up?
Well, if he punched back,
he would have been the best.
Yeah. Oh, he's up.
He's up.
He's seemingly fine.
He's up, and he's got a nice little shuffle to him.
Folks, if you want to know how to get ahead in Hollywood,
you just saw it right there.
And when someone's desperate to launch their career,
they'll literally do anything they're told to,
even if it means putting their life at risk.
[ Screaming ]
Ah.
Okay. Earlier today, the professionals
that were supposed to come and do this...
they, uh...
they got lost on the way out here
to "Holey Moley," so we grabbed Kenny and --
Wait, wait. Kenny the intern?
Yes. And --
The guy with the tray of deviled eggs in crafting?
But, yes. That's the same Kenny.
And Tabitha, another one of our interns.
They're up there right now, and they're doing a great job.
That --
Tabitha and Kenny are not in these electrical suits
with the current running through them? Yes.
Yes.
♪♪
And that's just a good tip for all you youngsters out there.
If you're looking for work and someone says,
"Would you mind wearing chainmail
and holding on to an electric rod
and allow a million volts to pass through your body?"
you say yes.
[ Both laugh ]
So, to all the PAs on "Holey Moley,"
from the bottom of my heart and from Joe, thank you.
Thank you.
And...we're sorry.
Now, if someone could please get me a lemon seltzer!
No bubbles! I'm serious.
No bubbles.
And you know what would be refreshing?
Make it cold!
Yeah. Cold lemon seltzer.
Ice cold! Right.
I'm talking to you -- you, with the glasses!
Hey. We're gonna be right back.
God, were we still rolling?
Just for a second. It's --
Someone's got to tell me when we're rolling!
No, you're fine.
Now everybody's gonna think I'm a big jerk!
No. It's lemon seltzer.
It's necessary. You're fine.
Unbelievable!
Are we still rolling?!
Short break.
How are we still rolling?!
Tell me these things!
You got to tell me these things!
Can we fade to black?
What are you la-- You're fired!
No. You're fired!
They're fine. You're fired!
He's getting the lemon seltzer. Everybody's laughing.
All --
From here over -- fired!
You don't have that jurisdiction or authority.
Just -- Are we still rolling?!
No -- Someone turn the camera off!
Just very short commercial. 00:04:13.003,00:00:00.000 Turn the -- This will not take long.