Why are you so moody? Is it that time of the month again?
So you're a sports fan, huh? Can you, uh, name me players on the team?
Heeeey, baby!
You know, you should put your hair down more.
You've got brothers, right? Your brothers got you into sports?
Are you sure you should be out here alone? Dressed like that? Kinda asking for attention.
Why are you eating salad? Are you on a diet or something?
Don't cut your hair, 'cause you'll look like a boy.
Listen, sweetie...
I'm just... I'm giving you a compliment, that's all.
Well, um, your biological clock is ticking.
Woman: Fuck Man: You curse a lot for a girl.
Don't be so sensitive.
Relax, it was just a joke.
You're being too picky.
Oh, hey hey, let me get that, it's a little heavy.
Just relax.
*heavy guitar*
Don't get all feminist on me.
Is this like a... feminist thing?
Man: Calm down! What are you... *POW*
Grand slam!
Woman: You want me to smile? Man: *wink* Woman: Oh I'll give you a smile.
*gasp*
*BAM* Man: Okay, alright, that's enough.
Blonde: I just heard that your eggs die by thirty. Brunette: Do you want me to just pop out an egg right now?
Ow. Oh my god. It's coming... *gasp* It's a girl!
*smash*
Blonde: I just heard that your eggs die by thirty.
Hun, come on, I'm just looking for a smile. *ding*
I got it, I got it. I'll take it for ya. No worries. You're good.
*smash*
*guitar and drums*