you know I'm Orange I'm orange I'm
really really orange and the whole world
has to answer right now just to tell you
once again who's Orange oh hey I didn't
see you sitting there
yes what are you I'm a walnut
hey hey wall night what walnut hey what
knock knock who's there knock-knock I
already said who's there knock-knock
look dude knock it off who is it already
you know what I don't care I don't care
who's at the door who is it already cash
cash cash who cash you I thought you
were a walnut geez you really need to
come out of your shell I'm a nut not a
turtle you're a nut and they say I'm
crazy hey hey walnut if this is another
knock-knock joke you look familiar
dude I'm a walnut don't I know you from
somewhere
no no I think I'd remember that oh I
know you're the guy that lives inside
wizard berry what don't you remember
hey hey lizard berry hey hey for the
last time I'm not a lizard berry hey hey
lizard berry what nice oh that guy do
the dinosaur in the morning
[Applause]
what are you talking about that was an
avocado you idiot you're an avocado does
that wait lizard very eight you know I'm
a walnut wing nut walnut Flores whoa nut
Oh walnut is that why you're so hard to
crack don't even joke about that man
have you even seen a nut cracker
well duh he's right over there good
thing he has a straight deck no a nut
cracker you've never heard of a
nutcracker
that cracker sweet no it's not sweet
it's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs
it'll split your head right open do you
even know what that sounds like
knock knock it's not a joke man telling
you it's the worst way to go
knock-knock hmm what do you want
[Music]
squirrel squirrel who's ready to go
waterskiing
I can't I'm allergic to lake water okay
oh that sounds great
sorry I'm scared of sand did you just
say you're scared of sand it's just so
tiny me I'm allergic to peanuts
but now that's nuts
[Laughter]
well we have to do something we get to
sit here all day it's pretty easy if you
try you can used to it let me ask my mom
real quick
monster truck no my little Nutter Butter
diesel fumes aggravate your bladder
remember does your mom even let you play
with Legos no my little peeny weenie
they're a choking hazard remember last
time oh yeah
let's shoot wow I was being sarcastic
when I suggested Legos but this is some
next-level helicopter parenting alright
alright let's try this what can you do
peanut oh I mean I can apply hand
sanitizer whenever I want
oh you guys want apply hands you need to
get out come on we're going waterskiing
but the world's a scary place I can't
disobey my mom NAT dude that's exactly
what you must do let's go wait wait wait
wait wait wait okay okay let me just
grab my bubble all right yes what there
we go
all set to face the real world don't get
out of the bubble but the bubble
protects me from germs and microwaves
and allergens and ideas which might
challenge my basic worldview orange can
you take care of this bubble please
[Music]
guys I think we have company everyone
right this might be a really bad time to
tell you this but I'm not logic two
knives of course you are do hold it in
the knifes gonna find you I can't I
can't run water on the books
poor peanut rest in pieces
whoo I just got chopped in half and I
survived Wow I feel great you feel great
what is this guy nuts
sure nuts before I felt so inhibited but
now let's go water ski up a waterfall
whoa easy there little guy let's guy
dive over volcano and then find a shark
these guys really broke out of their
shell let's do it whoa go down you guys
no way pear we're done walking from now
on we're running everywhere
Oh
[Applause]
Wow I'm sure not jelly of those two get
it
you guys get it yes hilarious but if you
want to drive a car we need a photo of
your normal face no creative license
correct your driver's license should be
anything but me stop that no it's not
are you trying to drive me up a wall oh
I'm trying to drive a car down the road
[Music]
all right don't get excited so we've
managed to cover almost everything on
the checklist your turn signals and
mirrors look good my mirrors look good
they'll agree that was so funny I forgot
to laugh now the last item on this
checklist I need to see you parallel
park what you don't know what parallel
parking is it's when you park alongside
of a street wow that's a second break
driver's ed cars have them installed
I'll use it if your driving gets out of
control there are yes I know it's very
exciting now are you listening to me
I've got a question are you insane
that was fun that was not funny
you cannot just sit there drive around
like a crazy madman like that expect me
to save us with my second break every
single time
orange do not try for job
safe and sound
that's it I really car now you don't
need to abdomen a car to know how to
open the door
now get out no that no that's the door
lock
oh you bumbling fool that's the ignition
that's you just put the car in drive you
know very well that is in the doorknob
[Music]
that's the gas pedal orange do not drive
for that walk don't you do it
[Applause]
Oh
[Music]
what
that's it I give up orange get out of
that car right this instant you you yes
you actually did a perfect parallel
parking job no heavens no I swear you
are the most ridiculous irresponsible
dense annoying little year yes you're an
annoying airbag now if you'll excuse me
are you okay I'll be fine I'm a tough
nut to crack and I'm stuck in the wall
oh gee yes orange don't you dare say it
hey hey over here
hey big face hey hey big face hey hey
big face it looks like you had a little
plastic surgery oh thanks for the hand
buddy jeez whoa hey hey pistachios hey
dude he's talking to us what do you want
to do don't say anything just look all
right
it feels flops it-it's so itchy
pistachios
hey pistachios hey over here pistachio
okay and what are you its mustachio
[Applause]
[Music]
whoa whoa whoa take it down buddy
everything's cool there's a caterpillar
on your lip that's got friends these
aren't caterpillars dude they're
mustaches uh-huh
those are caterpillars mustachio eating
caterpillars dude that's not even a real
thing uh-huh
that's pear did someone say pistachio
eating caterpillars
Oh Joe we should have gone with
sombreros I know I know you pistachios
are goners look for the last time we're
not pistachios yeah pistachios are like
delicious exactly and we're not nope
that's right cuz we're mustachios and
that's a totally different thing yeah
whatever
clearly you guys are nuts hey look buddy
if we were tasty pistachios our flavor
would have given us away guys it's okay
we're not gonna eat you of course not
cuz we're not pistachios oh come on the
shelves the Green Center the giant
freaking bag that said pistachios on it
oh yeah it's getting hot in here kind of
get the sniffles here shut up Barry
you'd be a lot cooler if you weren't
wearing a lip warmer oh I know let me
get you a bud Buster I get the feeling
that the answer to this mystery is right
under your nose orange
they don't have noses you're an apple
yep and we're mustachios end of story
you guys have a great day we gotta get
going now oh it's okay guys it's just
allergies
ah Barry what what is it whoa talk about
a close shave are you trying to get us
killed how hard is it to wear a
moustache glue it back on look make it
somebody see I told you we should have
gone with some rare old
whoa oh geez Barry we should have left
you in the bag man sorry about your
friends little dude
yeah those guys really cracked me out
yeah well I guess that's just the price
you pay for being so darn wonderful
everybody wants a piece of you there's
danger lurking everywhere
one minute everything's cool and then
suddenly there's a giant hand reaching
out to crush you who knows next time it
could be a pistachio eating caterpillar
good yeah good one orange that wasn't a
joke
pistachio eating caterpillar huh I hate
it when those guys don't shave let's do
a nobels now no let's not do that
jingle bells grapefruit smells
Apple is really small Oh nuts
come on guys we gotta sing something
it's Christmas time how about silent
night I bet you don't know that one I'm
gonna call you screwed McNutt just quit
the shine sob mango Kissing Santa Claus
yeah oh come on I'll pick the holes
no oh come on eat fruit both Frosty the
Snowman no orange the Christmasy orange
not even a song look we don't want to
sing with you all right it's just not
gonna happen ever
[Applause]
those guys are really coming out of
their shells
[Laughter]
[Music]