well this is something that should be a
lot harder than it is
currently but like punching a Nazi in
the face my bucket lives my bucket list
a bucket list oh I always wanted to like
go and ride a whole bunch of roller
coasters from around the United States I
want to do burlesque one day learn how
to swing dance like to get a tattoo I
want to ride a donkey down the Grand
Canyon I think that would be a fun
adventure have an orgy no have an orgy
for some ghetto like the right
businesswoman like a older cougar freak
really want to be in a bar fight I want
to break a law I would like to see a
million dollars I want to touch it I
want to bathe in it I want to be in a
fast and furious movie be a movie star
like to make a big Hollywood movie one
day with Michael B Jordan
taraji P Henson and David Boreanaz I
have strange ones like I have this whole
list of celebrity females that I want to
get a picture of getting kissed on the
cheek by I want to meet Will Ferrell
that Midler Jackie Chan Yoko Ono I want
to touch Nicki Minaj's but you know
Justin Bieber music video makeout Jason
Momoa know he has a wife so it's sad
yeah I really want to go backpacking in
Outer Mongolia traveling to Paris a
Great Wall of China Spain Greece I want
to see like the crystal blue waters and
like the buildings and the cliffs I
really really really badly
I never been I want to live in New York
I want to live in Manhattan probably
like all the different food and just
like see all the different [ __ ] seeing
the seven wonders before their own ride
across the Czech Republic on a
motorcycle but that's my thing
Dracula country
I want to perform somewhere maybe like
Lollapalooza or some type of crazy event
perform in a well-known play I published
a successful book I really want to go
LARPing being surrounded by castles and
like some renaissance gear and just
tackling the next person that I see like
a princess or something well I want to
try shrooms
I've always wanted to build a time
machine let me get a colonic hang
gliding naked over a volcano touch lava
touch a penis touch of polar bear touch
a shark get locked in a cage with every
big cat it's close to the animals as I
can but not die seeing the Red Hot Chili
Peppers is number one I love them I
really want to go to Korea and get
tattooed tea in China tea ceremony in
Japan parasailing in Peru go to space I
want to go to Michael Jackson's
Neverland I want to go to London to
visit Amy Winehouse's grave and drive on
the wrong side of the road I want to go
to Alaska whew the Northern Lights go to
every major tennis Grand Slam travel the
world trying to put a piece of gum on
all of the world wonders I want to see
Agra falls again dad took me there when
I was young I want to own my own
business
what about house I'm gonna get married
yeah I would love to get married having
kids
I'd be dope like to have two minions and
me I want to own an operator arm full of
animals start an orphanage swim with
dolphins like on its back like you know
I'm saying I want to have a cat room in
my house I want to own an otter his name
would be Felix do a crazy stunt like
maybe like jumping out of a car flying
like a jet fighter go fast really fast I
really want to jump off the tallest
building in Dubai I want to try scuba
diving's I'm just terrified of water and
I really want to get over it I want to
cross one of the scariest bridges in the
world skinny-dipping yeah one of those
clear pools when there's something that
isn't water like kool-aid like putting
like syrup run a marathon hike to the
back of the Hollywood sign hiked the
Pacific Coast Trail that's the one that
goes from California up to BC I do wanna
climb a mountain but I don't want to
actually climb I just want to appear at
the top because I've seen people flying
mountainous and that shit's not for me
and there
not about this I like really scared of
my mortality so I never they think about
like well what if I die I don't want to
die is that is that an option joy does
it have to be