I love this next guest so much.
He always makes me laugh.
Please welcome my friend, Sean Hayes.
[JAZZY JINGLE BELLS SONG]
Muah.
I love that.
Thank you.
It's so nice.
And I love that we both made that noise after we went muah.
Muah.
And then I-- muah.
How many's in?
Threes.
Four.
Three.
Oh.
Hi, Sean Hayes.
Hi, El, El, Elun, Ellen.
Yes.
[LAUGHS] Thanks for remembering the name.
Why does everybody drink when they sit down first?
Not everybody does.
Well.
You did it.
Well.
I want you to tell that hilarious story.
Yes.
OK.
So he's got a story about a sumo wrestler, a donkey,
and there's a trumpet involved, and $400.
Right.
That's exactly right.
Tell the story.
As you may or may not know, in addition
to be a professional actor, I'm also a professional sumo
wrestler.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
And so my last gig--
I know a lot of people saw it.
I don't know if you did.
But I won.
And then they charged me $400 to clean the big baby's
bottom diaper thongs.
They charged me $400 for that.
But what's the donkey got to do with anything?
So the donkey-- I'm not done yet.
The donkey, the donkey came in and he made fun of you
because he's a donkey.
All right.
Never mind.
[BELLS]
[MAD CHEERING]
[MUSIC- "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR]
Let's start with something fun for the kids.
Yes I have just the thing.
Cubcoats are soft plush toys that
transform into a hoodie, t-shirt, or jacket for kids
from 2 to 10 years old.
Don't believe me?
Watch this.
[APPLAUSE]
Stuffed animal.
What?!
[APPLAUSE]
(SINGING) The happiest time.
Simply unzip it.
They're fun, functional, and made with premium machine
washable materials.
You're all getting a Cubcoat and a $300 Nordstrom gift card.
[APPLAUSE]
All this yelling reminds me of something, Ellen.
What's that?
Oh just that Master & Dynamic is a New York-based luxury
headphone brand that's celebrating
their fifth anniversary this year.
Their iconic MH40 Headphones are built with the finest materials
and are tuned to provide a rich, warm, sound.
Designed to help focus and inspire your mind,
you're all getting a Master & Dynamic Headphones.
[APPLAUSE]
It's going great.
Yeah, it's a good look.
Have you heard of Furbo?
Oh, that West Hollywood club?
They won't let me go back there.
[LAUGHTER]
No, Sean.
The Furbo Dog Camera.
Oh.
Yeah.
The one that let's you see, talk, and toss
treats to your dog even when you're not at home.
Know that your dog is safe by getting
real-time alerts so you'll always have peace of mind.
You can all get a Furbo with your $300 Amazon gift card.
[MAD CHEERING]
Toys that turn into--
Look, you just go like that.
Stop it.
No, you just-- for the food!
For the food!
Stop doing that.
Sorry.
Toys turn into coats, cameras that feed your dog treats.
What will they think of next?
A Keurig for cocktails?
Well, actually?
The new Drinkworks Home Bar by Keurig
makes cocktails in your home with the push of a button.
Made with premium spirits, real ingredients,
and natural flavors you can prepare
over 20 perfectly chilled cocktails
in under a minute like Moscow mules, Mai Tais,
and margaritas.
You're all getting a Drinkworks machine, and a $200 Mastercard
gift card.
[MAD CHEERING]
After talking about all these great gifts,
I'm going to need a vacation.
[MAD CHEERING]
Yeah, somewhere warm, but with a dry heat.
Somewhere I can buy turquoise bangles.
Even more of them?
Yeah.
[LAUGHING]
Well this newly-renovated, iconic five diamond resort
is nestled in the Sonoran Desert in Arizona.
[APPLAUSE]
How many pools does it have?
What?
How many pools does it have?
I'm so glad you asked.
It has six sparkling pools.
Six?
A PGA golf course, and five signature
restaurants and was voted Arizona's best dining resort.
You're all getting a three day, two night
stay at the Fairmont Scottsdale Princess.
[MUSIC-"IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR]
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos, like videos
of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer.
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,
if you're into that sort of thing.
[SHOUTS]
[BLEEP] God! [BLEEP]