- (gasps) What?
(Flippy laughing evilly)
Oh my. (laughs)
There are cute cuddly animals on the surface,
but their daily adventures
always end up going horribly wrong.
That's right, Happy Tree Friends,
number five, coming at ya hot.
Today we're going to be reviewing
and breaking down all of the injuries
and medical type situations that this hilarious
and often crazy show has to offer.
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All right, let's dive right in.
- Oh yeah. (water splashing)
(treadmill buzzing)
- Of course, that's not a good idea.
(Disco Bear yelling)
Oh!
(Jordan laughing) (Toothy grunting)
Wait a minute.
Literally, people come to the emergency department
after falling on a treadmill,
but most of the time the injuries typically are burns
from the belt of the treadmill.
Can you actually decapitate yourself
from having weights fall on you?
Well, there's something called internal decapitation,
a severing or an injury of your spinal cord
connecting to your brain.
It severs in a way that there's no outward injury,
so to speak.
Are you gonna tear open the tissue?
It'll take a lot of force, a really high rate of speed,
which typically doesn't happen
when you just have an object falling
from roughly two feet potentially.
(glass shattering)
Oh my gosh.
(Nutty and Russel screaming)
(Handy screaming)
(Handy gurgling)
Oh.
My gosh.
Concrete to the face.
We see injuries like this where somebody's
taking maybe a brick to the face,
causes fractures, lacerations, lose your teeth.
You see the amount of blood that was pooling
in the posterior faring in the back?
Maybe traumatic brain because you potentially would die
from injuries to the brain, occluding of your airway.
There must be major vessels that were just destroyed
and maybe bleeding out, and now you can hear the gurgling.
So still alive, but not for long.
Oh my gosh.
(wind rushing)
What's happening?
(Disco Bear exclaiming)
Oh man, so the moose looks like he's in a halo,
where the screws of the apparatus are in the skull,
front, most of the time and two in the back,
to prevent your neck from turning as now
he just ripped his head to the side,
to the right, to turn him.
Shouldn't be able to do that
and we'd hear nasty crunching, which is awful.
(Disco Bear yelling)
(car crashing) (Jordan exclaiming)
What?
Oh man!
Ah, burning off all the tissue.
Oh, (laughs) just ripped out his whole arms.
(Disco Bear yelling)
(Disco Bear head splatting)
Come on.
The amount of destruction
that occurs in these episodes is unreal.
He's trying to stop the wheelchair
by gripping it as hard as he can.
Really smart idea,
'cause you're causing yourself injury to your hands.
Grab on tight as best you can,
but then his arms just rip out of socket.
It's hard to do without some integrity
that's missing to be able to rip through that.
This other character goes flying through the air
and gets sliced in half, everybody's dead.
(slingshot snapping)
You're gonna shoot your eye out!
(Nutty smacking lips)
Oh, man! (Nutty screaming)
(Jordan laughing)
I haven't seen a marshmallow injury to the eye,
but I have seen some quirky wacky things
where people accidentally put crazy glue
in their eyes thinking it was eyedrops
and then they crazy glued their eyes shut.
But if you did get a burning marshmallow to the eye,
please immediately go to the closest ER.
The eye is such an important organ in our bodies.
The integrity of just the tissue on the outside
and you're burning it,
it should be washed out immediately.
But there are always caveats,
especially if you're getting objects
that are impaling the eye,
then you don't wanna touch it, just wanna leave it alone.
When in doubt, get to the hospital ASAP.
(slingshot creaking)
(Petunia screaming) Oh!
And now you got the blind guy,
just getting pegged with all these.
(gasps) What?
The eyeballs are just made of a couple cell layer thick.
It's mostly fluid, so once the integrity has been opened,
fluid's gonna come out, it's gonna be more deflated looking
versus a perfect cylindrical eye.
(ball whooshing) (Toothy and Cuddles screaming)
Oh, it's like a slingshot.
(Toothy and Cuddles squishing)
(bell chimes) It reminds me
of Indiana Jones, when that big boulder is rolling down,
rolling down and it's almost gonna crush him.
We don't get so many people run over by large boulders
and being crushed that way.
At home, you guys gotta be really careful
with things that are on shelves or high up.
We get a lot of people every age
they're trying to move something
and don't realize it's loose,
and then it falls on them, knocks 'em out.
Potentially whiplash injuries, skull fractures,
bleeding in the brain.
A lot of musculoskeletal injuries as well.
Roller coasters!
Not for me.
Whoa, they don't look attached.
Putting it together like Legos, I guess.
(Nutty yelling)
Oh man!
Awesome, I think.
The individual who has his heart out
can actually notice it before they die.
You still have enough blood flow
in the body to have your brain function.
(Nutty moaning)
Yep, that's pretty good.
Oh my gosh, somebody's playing ring toss with his heart.
(balloon popping)
Oh (laughs) my gosh.
You have to be super careful with pieces of wood
that still have old nails on them, people step on 'em
and they go through the soles of your shoe.
And so you can puncture your foot.
One, the rusty nail, you always worry about tetanus.
So we always ask to make sure
your tetanus shot is up to date.
People have gotten nail gunshots in the head
and survived, no problem.
Just depends where in the brain these injuries occur.
And hopefully these nails are more superficial.
Hopefully this is not a long nail,
which then nails the soft tissue of your brain.
(glass shattering) (Handy screaming)
Is he split in half?
Oh my gosh!
Let's look at the anatomy, people.
Okay, we got the brain.
We're missing some bones,
I mean, it's not acquainted to a human,
but the legs, we got a femur, we got the tibia,
and then the eyeballs almost look like lemons, right?
Blood oranges.
(Lifty yelling)
(gate grinding) Wow.
Most of the time on rollercoasters
the worst thing that people get, either they get nauseous
and they vomit or they pass out because of the G force.
Whiplash, head injuries.
If you're going side to side and you don't realize.
Unfortunately get somebody else's excrements,
vomit or spit in your own face,
if you're behind them or something like that.
Donuts?
I love donuts.
Oh, that's gonna be hot.
Oh it's stuck.
Do you guys know what the universal sign for choking is?
Universal sign, so if anybody's doing this around you,
if the person confirms that they're choking,
Heimlich maneuver.
Taking the fist, reach behind them,
thrust, squeeze into you, to try to force it out.
(Lumpy choking)
Oh no.
Oh!
(Lumpy gagging)
Oh my gosh.
You can have a knife puncture through your hand
and miss everything except the soft tissue.
So you can potentially miss all the major blood vessels
and nerves and walk away with just some stitches,
maybe some antibiotics, or on the flip side,
you can lacerate straight through the bone,
hit major arteries.
Then you may end up getting osteomyelitis of the bone
if it gets infected.
There is the easy pathway or the really bad one.
Oh no, what's happening?
(oil frying) Oh!
(hand squishes)
Oh (laughs) man.
The issue ends up being, if you have an oil burn,
get the oil off of you, so it stops burning.
So you can use ice to cool it down,
but it's more just to numb for yourself.
So treating the second degree burn,
first management, unfortunately, is pain management.
And then if it's a deep second degree burn,
it may need actually a skin graft.
(Lumpy gasping)
Yep, yep.
(Flaky exclaiming) We got pieces of moose
in the donuts, it's disgusting.
Oh no, oh no. (Flippy moaning)
Oh, it's out.
(gasps) What?
(Fliqpy laughing evilly)
Oh my. (laughs)
Look, you see like piece of the eye,
you got the blood vessels, beautiful.
Really impressive.
I mean, I'm sorry, there's facial trauma.
So depending on where you're actually injured
in the frontal brain, you can actually be okay.
A lot of time people will have brain tumors
in the frontal lobe that you don't actually realize
because just not aware of maybe
a little bit of personality change.
Once you open up the skull and you take that mass out
typically it's concealed into itself,
so people actually do pretty well.
(bouncy music)
Oh no, oh no. (Cuddles screaming)
Strangulated 'em and let 'em,
oh my gosh, that's horrible!
(Cuddles gagging)
People do stupid videos where they jump
into a ceiling fan and break it.
You can really cause major injuries,
lacerate yourself, fractures,
like not worth it to do these stupid things
that might look cool in front of other people.
(Nutty screaming)
Almost like an apple core.
In medicine, we actually have that
when there's a CT scan image
where the colon has an apple core deformity,
and typically it's related to colon cancer.
They have trouble going to the bathroom
because the tumor starts growing into the colon itself.
So these are crazy.
I almost feel like the show's getting even worse
and worse or has even more outlandish crazy adventures
that lead you to just a lot of death and mayhem.
It's like a cat, they got like 40 lives.
But if you guys enjoyed this,
please take a look at this playlist,
which has got all my other reacts to Happy Tree Friends.
Thank you so much for watching and stay healthy my friends.
(upbeat music)