-I have so many questions to ask you.
One is about your reactions to things,
'cause we love your face and your reactions on every show.
It just makes me laugh.
But also, before we even get into this,
am I pronouncing your name correct?
-I know. I know. -Is it "Chrissy"?
-What is correct?
-No, no, I'm sorry, yeah. -It is Chrissy.
-Is it Tie-genn or Tee-genn?
Was that -- Is that -- Interesting thing...
-At this point, I don't know what correct really means.
-Okay. -So, correct is Tie-genn.
-Wow.
-Do I want people to call me that?
Not really, because then only half are going to do it.
And, then, do we want my dad to be happy?
Maybe. So...
-He would be happy with Tie-genn.
-He would be happy if we said Tie-genn.
John will still say Tie-genn around him.
Yeah, we've always lived that way, but at this point,
if you say Tie-genn,
I correct you, and I say Tee-genn.
So I don't know what to do anymore.
-That's right. It's safer to say just Tee-genn I think.
-It's safe to say Tee-genn. -But it's wrong.
-But at this point, I feel so lucky that anyone calls me anything.
-No. Stop. Well, I know, you know --
Cheri Oteri. That's not her --
Her real name is Cheri Oh-teery.
-Is it? -And Don Pardo said --
When he was on "Saturday Night Live,"
he was like... [ As Don Pardo ] "Cheri Oh-tairy!"
-Really?
-And she was like, "No, it's Oh-teary.
Oh, forget it. I mean, at this point,
it just works, and, so, yeah, Cheri Oh-tairy."
-From then on, she was Cheri Oh-tairy?
Really? -Yeah.
-I mean, I think Ariana Grandy is the big story.
-No, that came up the same week as yours.
-I know. That's why I said my thing.
Grandy? Like, my mind's blown from that.
-I know. I've had her on She's been Gron-day.
-Ready to blow your mind again? It's Ree-Anna.
-This is what Questlove said.
It's Ree-Anna. -It's not Ree-Onna?
-It's Ree-Anna. -Ree-Anna.
-Yeah, but at this point, if you say Ree-Anna,
you're the crazy one.
-And I thought it was Lindsay Loh-un.
-Loh-un? -Yeah. Did I say that weird?
-Loh-un? -Loh-un.
-What is it? -Loh-un.
[ Laughter ]
Like, it's not Lo-hann. -It's not?
-No, it's Loh-un. -Lindsay Lo-hann.
-Yeah, Lindsay Loh-un. Yeah, say it 20 times.
-This could be the whole interview, and I'd be happy.
Just names. -I know. Me too. I love it.
Can we just talk about
your reactions at different awards show?
Just 'cause I love you so much.
And I just really just want to e-mail you every time.
This is you at the Emmys this year.
I'll show you the face,
and you tell me what's going on in this scene.
There was a cutaway to you. Someone said something,
and they cut to you, and this was your reaction.
-Yeah.
-Now, what were you doing there? What is that?
-That was me trying not to react at all.
[ Laughter ]
-See, this is why we love you.
So that's you trying to not react.
-Because you know how it works at these things.
The camera is like two feet in front of you,
and the red light goes on,
and as soon as that light goes on,
I'm like, "Be normal."
Greagh!
-You can't help it? -I can't. I get so, like --
I swear, leading up to that red light, I'm okay.
Like, I'm really good, and then -- and then I don't know.
-Because this is at -- This is at the Oscars in 2017.
And that's you sleeping back there.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
What? What is going --
What is that? What was the cause of that?
-Red wine. -[ Laughs ] My God.
-But that was early in the show, too,
so by the time they got to the whole "La La Land" snafu...
-Oh, that was that year? -I was like, "Oh, he won."
And I like -- I woke up a little bit,
and then he lost, and I was like,
"This is the funniest thing
I have ever seen happen in my entire life.
I'm so glad I woke up for that."
-Oh, my God. That's a very nice thing to do.
And, then, this is a famous one.
This is you at the Golden Globes in 2015.
-Yeah.
-No one quite knew what's the react--
What was this?
-There's a lot of things happening here, Jimmy.
Um, also red wine,
but just a flood of emotions for my husband's award.
-See? This is your cry face?
Or just you were trying to hold back your cry face?
-To me, I look beautiful.
-Oh, you do look beautiful. Are you kidding me?
I'm not saying that. I just love the reaction.
-No, I'm just kidding. No, I was just like,
"I'm being normal. Like, this is great."
-You were being emotional for your husband. I love that.
-Yeah, but it was red wine, too.
-Okay. Okay.
I want to talk about the cookbook, please,
and everything you're doing with Target.
"Cravings: Hungry for More."
I went on the Target website to see what your stuff is.
-Thank you.
-Dude, you've got pots and pans, spatulas.
-I know. I have, like, a real job now.
-Dude, you have, like, bowls and plates.
I go -- And it's beautiful. -We're going to send you a ton.
Trust me. But, yeah, I'm so proud of it.
It's like a dream come true, obviously.
I worked my entire career, like, listening to other people,
and having them tell me what to do,
and now to have a hand in something is really --
It's quite awesome. -It's gorgeous. It's fantastic.
-I imagine it's like having your own show
with an audience who loves you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I love to cook, and I love --
You have so many -- I mean, look at -- Your dog is so cute.
-I mean, there's random -- He's not in anything, but --
-He's so cute. -It's just a picture.
-I know. I love him. -Not an ingredient.
-I'm going to make all -- No, I know that.
I'm going to -- You actually brought something here tonight.
-I did. I brought this,
'cause I thought it would help soak up the shots.
-[ Laughs ] Oh, my goodness.
-These are crispy bacon patty melts with sour pickles,
and they are pretty fantastic.
We can pass it around the audience if we want.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Take it. Can you take it?
-Yeah, you go one way. I'll go the other way.
-Okay. Oh, they're hot!
-Yeah, they're very hot. -It's so hot.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Want to try it?
-Take a bite, pass it on. Take a bite, pass it on.
Take a bite, pass it on. Take a bite, pass it on.
-Hot? Is it hot? -Take a bite, pass it on.
Oh, we're feeding people.
Can you try it?
-Oh, it's very hot. Oh, my God.
Okay, good. How is it?
Delicious. It's getting thumbs up.
It's getting a thumbs-up over here.
This is great. Chrissy Teigen right there.