- How's it still recording? - Oh my god we look good though.
Hello underachievers!
My head is out, you didn't frame this very...
Oh your hair looks so good like this.
No! The angle is perfect.
No, don't, don't touch it don't, stop doing that.
Hello underachievers.
This is a sad video.
- A controversial video. - Why?
We are addressing the rumors.
There have been rumors about us.
It upsets both of us a lot.
I forgot what this video was.
Today we're gonna address the rumors about us.
There have been several in many places,
for many people, about many things.
They are not good and we are here to address them
and fact check them, because they are all
fake news.
First rumor that we're here to address:
"You both want to have a threesome with Yungblud".
- No. - You don't?
No, not a threesome.
OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
Ow my feelings!
You would rather cheat on me with Yungblud.
Not cheating, he's on the list.
You're cheating!
Can't have sex or a threesome with Yungblud, unless I am there.
That's not what we have in writing so...
We haven't got anything in writing I don't know why,
I don't know why you're saying we have
this in writing because we don't.
Call the lawyers
But I have lawyers, you don't.
- Yeah, get your layers involved, let's figure this out. - So, you're telling me to screw you over.
No! The lawyers will be fair, because all lawyers are
fair... - NO! No, no, no, no.
I would simply like to maintain the relationship that I have with him,
which is none.
Someone said "it's fully platonic".
- Do you actually know what platonic means? - It means non romantic,
it means non-romantic, but...
Wow, look at you, always having to define everything based on romance.
No.
We're platonic.
We're just friends.
We're like brofriends.
"You guys are not monogamous".
Well, no, because we're just friends.
We're just friends.
Yes, we are monogamous to my understanding.
Yeah.
Imagine someone came on the YouTube video
was like answering questions
because they're too scared to ask them.
bOyfRiENds
Like, do you love each other?
I'm sitting here like sweating but i'm like wait, no, no, no, no, no
yeah, we're good, like,
why am I nervous?
Yes, we are monogamous.
Why am I nervous?
"You don't sleep together. I think I heard that from you".
It depends on the date.
We have very different sleep schedules nowadays.
But let me ask another question:
Why do you care about this?
This is none of your business.
"Some people are saying you're in an open relationship"
- Lots of people think that. - You're saying that.
- A lot of people. - I said that?
Did you said that?
No, neither of us have said that.
Well, I made a video with Phoenix being like
"am I in a poli relationship?"
but that was a clickbait and a joke. - It was 2 years ago.
It was ages ago.
Yeah, people comment that like
"are you guys open?"
"Corry liked your feet, don't shoot the messenger".
She meant "liked", so it's past tense.
I have beautiful feet
No, like, I mean I don't like feet
He doesn't like feet
But you admit that I have good feet
No, I just think, right.
I just think this is interesting to look at, you know?
Look at how weird it is, it's so art.
You're twisting my ankle.
I have so much control over my feet.
I think anybody who doesn't hate feet
would like my feet.
Just putting it out there,
my feet is my best part.
Send me DM's for feet pics!
"You were breaking up because I was turning straight"
I think this is because I came out as bi.
- Oh! - We weren't breaking up.
Why did we break up that one time?
What happened there?
What was going on on that?
We don't want to start more rumors,
We've never broken up.
What's the point of this video if not to start more rumors? - No.
Because we're addressing them!
I was
See, you're disturbing my thoughts!
We haven't broken up since we've been together
but some couples have
- Yeah, but you can't say that, you can't say... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- No, no, no, no, no, no. Anyone... No, no, no - Shut up! I'm saying anything.
- No! - Let me speak!
You can't say that anyone
that is still together
we haven't broken up since we've been together.
Yes, but we have never broken up!
Since we've been together.
- What's the point?! - When you qualify!
- It is the point that we've been together. - This is so irrelevant,
this is so irrelevant to my point.
You're saying you're starting more rumors.
I'm not! I'M NOT STARTING MORE RUMORS!
We've never broken up,
but there are some couples that
go out with each other.
There are some couples that go out with each other
and then break up
and then get back together.
We had talked about this? NO.
Stop Corry, honestly it's really annoying.
People who have been together and then broken up and come back together,
when is their anniversary?
When is their anniversary?
What are you blink weird for?
I was just blinking.
- Why are you blinking like that? - I was blinking,
just a normal kind of blink.
I wasn't
If you're blinking normally,
but that's not normal.
Next *cuack* question, Jesus.
Do you know morse code?
- NO. - Good.
Are you saying SOS?
I hope so
It's either,
I'm either saying OSO or SOS,
I can't remember which one is which.
"You started dating before you were legal".
No.
Absolutely not.
I didn't know him.
"You broke up months ago and hate each other, but can't move up because of lockdown".
That's spot on.
Oh, you got, you really, yeah.
Do you feel my knees vibrating?
I don't want to feel anything from you
because all I feel for you is hate.
Oh my god, if we broke up,
What would you steal from me?
To hurt you or for my own gain?
- Why is that in your brain? - Wait, what?
No! Because you want something
not to hurt me!
Oh...
Don't really have anything I want
I would just steal to hurt you
That's so horrible, dear...
I don't know, like,
what do you want me to say? Like...
NOT THAT!
"Uh, not really a rumor, but Corry doesn't like the rats all that much
and avoids them".
Wait, what do you mean "not really a rumor"?
You're implying that that's true.
I don't avoid them I like them.
I mean i don't like them,
they're annoying,
but I love them.
Imagine if they were our children and you said that.
They are annoying but I love them,
that's perfectly fine.
You didn't make these guys but
we paid for him,
not very much by the way.
What could we have gotten instead?
Not even a good takeaway, to be perfectly honest.
Next.
"Someone (I don't know who) told me Corry got you pregnant".
- No. - How's that even possible?
I don't know,
we are platonic.
Platonic.
Platinum.
What?
What do you say?
Someone said
"I've heard that you are only with him because you feel pity for him
(heard from an ex-friend)".
I feel pity for you so I'm dating you.
Who is your ex-friend and
does your ex-friend know us?
'Cause i'm sure they don't.
If anything at the beginning you probably felt pity for me.
- so much... -
Can you pass me the water please?
Do you want it?
I'm thirsty.
It gets rid of the fizz, but the taste is still there
"I once heard someone say that Corry is only 'bi for clout'".
Who said that?
I don't know.
What i want to understand is that
where these rumors come from 'cause,
who is saying, who are saying these things
about people?
Who are saying these things?
- Who? - Yeah.
Who is? I know,
Who are saying this thing about me?
Who are?
There's not even any clout, to be honest, you know,
I mean there are, there is clout,
if you wanna, if you wanna make yourself an activist but,
I'm not that.
"You aren't actually dating, heard from a few people before".
And how do they know?
"The last year you and Corry broke up for a month but then got back together".
This isn't true but
I wanna know what month they think we broke up
Last year? I don't even remember what I did last year.
You went to Scotland for Christmas.
Yeah... but
- But we broke up. - Less than two weeks.
Yeah, I know.
I hear your entire digestive system.
"Corry can have sex with whoever he wants".
That's true. I can though i can genuinely
have sex with anyone I want.
Permitting that they also want to have sex with me,
maybe they just don't want to.
There's a bug on the light.
Yeah! There's lot of bugs,
there's a bug over there too.
- I found a piece of... - Oh! There's a bug on the wall.
I found bread on my pillow.
"I noticed a ring on Corry's finger,
is that a fashion thing or...?
Somebody commented on my recent video that they thought that we're engaged
'cause I was wearing a ring
and so was Corry.
This is from a jean button,
there's basically like a ring on it,
it's stainless steel and I fiddle with it.
That's why I wear it.
Well that's it, that's the end of the rumors,
thank you for listening.
BYE! See you later losers! Goodbye,
Have a day good, have a good day, I don't... punch
*Spamming punching Corry intensifies*
We need to thumbnail
I'm deleting this.
Corry...
- eLM spRiNg.
What was that?
- How's it still recording? - Oh my god we look good though.
Yeah
Hello. If you watched this far, then you
will have enjoyed me very much,
mostly me, but also Corry
was in the video.
He is right there
and you should subscribe to him:
notcorry
Also, his podcast, do you speak about science and things?
we do.
- Bye guys. - Bye guys.