- You know how Freddie and I are little creeps?
- Mm-hmm.
- We like going through other peoples stuff,
we like going through our own stuff.
Eight inches tall.
We like popping pimples, we like getting cysts removed.
Fred, how you doin'?
- [Freddie] I am stoked.
- We're gross.
We're truly disgusting.
- It's fine.
But now, we're just gonna go through each others bags.
- So, these are our work book bags.
So, here we go.
We're just gonna lie everything out.
- [Freddie] There's a lot of trash in there.
- Ooh, trashy girl.
Yes, yes, yes.
So I love a girl who votes. - Yep.
(laughing)
- Good for you.
This is a fun little bag.
- This is actually a gift bag from CarMax
when they sent me a bunch of goodies.
- Bless.
- Like when people give me Blistex,
I'm like,
(car screeching)
absolutely not.
- Yeah, I mean there's nothing really too sexy in here,
but I do like this sound, ready?
(lip gloss cap popping)
- Ooh. - That's good.
(laughing)
- That's real good, ready?
One more time just for Emily in the back.
(lip gloss cap popping) (sighing)
- Oh, an empty bottle of Excedrin.
It's empty, why?
Do you reuse, or?
- Yeah, I just fill up, this is my travel bottle.
I think it's empty 'cause it spilled.
- Oh.
- A wig cap.
- Like, always have a wig cap in your bag.
- Your passport?
- Okay, so I brought this to go vote,
cause I was like, you know what,
I have the worst luck with not having
all the documents I need for stuff like this,
and I was like do you need my passport, ID?
He was like passport?
Where you going?
(airplane roaring)
- So Freddie's a on the go film maker.
She's got her card case,
she's got her external hard drive, she is ready to go.
She's got a Q-Tapp.
(laughing)
The essentials if you were shooting, anytime.
- Oh looky here.
- Oh, oh wow.
- Your reusable glass straws.
- Yeah, do I carry it with me?
Yes, do I forget I have it?
All the time. (laughing)
- Okay, feels very, feels very thick in my mouth.
But look, you're making the first step,
which is carrying it with you.
- Wait, so we have a little wrapper,
Three Musketeers, Freddie had a snack.
- I had a little snack.
- Little snack-a-poo.
- Look at your Kate Spade wallet.
It's packed.
You got money.
- Mm-mm, I got receipts I haven't cashed yet.
(laughing)
We got her keys.
I didn't know that you had a bottle opener on your keys.
- Comes so handy. - Oh my God,
you must be that hot girl at parties who's like,
- Anyone have a bottle opener?
I'm like, oh did someone ask for,
a bottle opener.
And then it rains, then the fire starts,
and the sprinklers come down,
I have a wet t-shirt. - Yeah
(laughing)
Suddenly it's a Budweiser commercial.
- Yeah.
Cute, sunnys. - Yeah.
- You haven't worn these in awhile, I can tell.
- Yeah. - They're a little dusty.
Little dusty. - Speaking of which.
- Yes.
Ooh, Oh my gosh, those go so cute with your look today.
- Thank you.
(cameras shuttering) (crowd cheering)
- Those look better on you then they do on me.
They look good on you. - Thank you.
- What can I say?
They do, they do.
- Thank you.
You have helly like,
matte liquid lips.
- I just don't know what look I'm gonna need, you know?
- Yeah, that's true. - So I have it all.
- Oh, yes.
- That's my receipt or this is my confirmation
for a luxury massage,
in Tulum.
- You're not gonna let this go.
- Uh-uh.
- This is the last remanence
of your relaxed, peaceful state.
- Yes. (laughing)
- And look how it's crumpled. (laughing)
So, this is our mental state these days.
This is the synopsis of Freddie.
Sunglasses, attorney card, car, passport.
She's gonna, are you running away?
(laughing)
- You never know.
- I think some pretty bad (beeping) chicks
would own these bags. - Yeah.
- I mean we've got out passport,
we've got our voting materials, we got our sunglasses.
(laughing)
- We have our drugs.
- Oh yeah, our drugs.
- DayQuil, Excedrin, it's like we're just ready,
ready for any situation.
I feel like if we were to travel together
we'd have everything we needed.
We both have myriad of lip glosses and lipsticks.
You never know, life comes at you fast.
- Sometimes I start the day with a red
and I end the day with purple,
you don't know, you don't know.
Yeah, I honestly think this is like,
with the wig cap and the passport
and the attorneys card. (laughing)
You're about to go rob a bank Freddie.
- Right.
- [Devin] I love it.
(upbeat music)