IS TALKING ABOUT THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
DID YOU CATCH IT REG, DID YOU WATCH IT LAST NIGHT.
>> I WAS LIKE A FLY ON THE WALL.
>> James: HAY, WHOOO WHOOO.
WELL LOOK, IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT, THERE WAS
A BREAKTHROUGH VIRAL MOMENT THAT EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT.
AT ONE POINT A FLY LANDED ON MIKE PENCE'S HEAD AND STAYED
THERE FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES.
>> AND THE ONLY ONE ON THIS STAGE WITH-- I AM ONE ON THIS
STAGE WHO PROSECUTED THE-- FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR
VETERANS.
>> James: IT IS SO EMBARRASSING.
SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE LET THAT FLY KNOW THAT HE HAS A MIKE PENCE ON
HIM.
TWO WHOLE MINUTES.
THAT FLY WAS ON PENCE'S HEAD FOR LONGER THAN TRUMP WAS IN THE
HOSPITAL.
(LAUGHTER) BUT THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN WAS QUICK
TO CAPITALIZE ON THE MOMENT.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DEBATE THEY STARTED SELLING THIS WHICH
THEY CALLED TRUTH OVER FLIES, FLY SWATTER.
JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE FINALLY A PIECE OF NEW TECHNOLOGY I
UNDERSTAND.
IT IS A GREAT IDEA BUT LOOK AT THE HEADLINE.
DON'T LET THIS DEBATE BUZZ OFF.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> Reggie: I DON'T EITHER.
I REALLY HAVE THROW IDEA.
>> I ASSUMED IT WAS A BRITISH THING LIKE OH, BUZZ OFF LIKE
THAT.
>> WHAT?
>> James: THAT IS THE SORT OF STUFF I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH
EVERY DAY.
EVERY DAY, FIVE AND A HALF, NEARLY SIX YEARS OF DOING THE
SHOW, EVERY DAY, SOMEONE WILL BE LIKE OH, HELLO, GUVNOR.
HEY, AND I'M LIKE-- .
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: REG IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DO A GOOD BRITISH
ACCENT AROUND HERE, IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN LOUIS AND LOUIS IS
BRITISH.
>> YES, IT IS.
>> James: ALSO DURING THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT A LOT OF
PEOPLE NOTICED THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH MIKE
PENCE'S ART.
HERE IT IS HERE.
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THAT.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO 18 YEARS WITHOUT BLINKING SOME
PEOPLE HAVE SPECULATED THAT THIS WAS A SYMPTOM OF COVID BUT I
DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT SURE AT ALL.
MAYBE THERE IS A STYE IN THE EYE OF THE GUY WITH THE FLY.
AND ALL THE GIRLIES SAID HE'S GOT A STIEE FOR A FLY GUY.
SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.
>> WOW.
>> James: SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT WHERE IT WAS.
>> I LOVED IT.
>> James: DAMMIT.
>> Reggie: I LOVED IT.
>> James: I WISH I JUST STICKED TO THE SCRIPT.
ANOTHER NOTABLE MOMENT WHEN PENCE KEPT ATTEMPTING TO
INTERRUPT KAMALA HARRIS AND SHE WAS NOT HAVING ANY OF IT TALK A
LOOK AT HOW SHE SHUT HIM DOWN.
>> I'M GLAD WE WENT THROUGH A HISTORY LESSON.
LET'S DO THAT A LITTLE MORE.
IN 18.
>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.
>> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I'M SPEAKING, K.
>> Reggie: YEAH, OKAY.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
>> James: OKAY.
>> I'M SPEAKING.
>> James: NOTHING LIKEA SMILE THAT CAN CUT YOU DOWN FROM TWO
SHEETS OF FLEXI GLASS FROM 12 FEET AWAY.
I'M GOING TO START DOING THAT ALL THE TIME NOW.
LIKE WHEN SOMEONE GOES SIR, YOU CAN'T TRY EVERY SAMPLE, YOU HAVE
TO MAKE THIS-- MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I'M SPEAKING.
I'M SPEAKING, OKAY.
AND THEY'LL BE LIKE YEAH, BUT THIS IS A BASKIN ROBBINS,
MMMKAY.
OVERALL THE EVENING WAS MUCH MORE POLITE THAN THE
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
EVERYONE INVOLVED SEEMED TO BE PRETTY GRACIOUS ABOUT THINGS.
HAVE A LOOK.
>> THANK YOU SENATOR HAR US, THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT
PENCEMENT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING US.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I WANT TO THANK YOU AND JOE BIDEN.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.
>> THANK YOU, VICE PRESIDENT PENCE.
>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VICE PRESIDENTS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.
>> THANK YOU, SENATOR HARRIS.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WELL, THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.
THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.
>> THANK YOU VICE PIT.
THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT, THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.
>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.
I APPRECIATE THAT VERY MUCH.
>> James: DID Y'ALL CATCH THE MODERATOR'S NAME?
(LAUGHTER) ANYONE CATCH IT?
SUSAN, YOU MUST HAVE LOVED THAT.
ALL THE AIR TIME FOR YOUR NAME OUT THERE.
>> YEAH, THANK YOU, JAMES.
>> James: BACK TO YOU, SUSAN.
THANK YOU, SUSAN.
GUILLERMO, DO YOU WANT TO THANK SUSAN.
>> THANK-- .
>> James: IN OTHER DEBATE NEWS IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT FOR
SAFETY REASONS NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULED PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
WOULD BE VIRTUAL.
BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP DIDN'T LIKE THAT IDEA SO HE IS SKIPPING THE
DEBATE ALL TOGETHER AND SAYS HE IS HOLDING A RALLY INSTEAD.
YEAH, A RALLY.
THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.
IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT WE ALL HAVE TO DO 15 ZOOM MEETINGS A DAY.
HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO GO TO AT LEAST ONE, SHOULDN'T HE?
SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, THIS MORNING TRUMP RELEASED ANOTHER
VIDEO OF HIMSELF SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA.
THIS TIME HE RAMBLES ABOUT THE MILITARY AND AT ONE POINT EVEN
TOUCHES ON THE TOPIC OF ARMY UNIFORMS.
HAVE A LOOK.
>> I TOOK OVER THE DEPLETED MILITARY, OLD EQUIPMENT, BROKEN
EQUIPMENT.
EVEN IN THE ARMY, ALL BRAND NEW UNIFORMS, WITH THE BELT.
EVERYTHING WANTED THE BELT.
>> James: EVERYBODY WANTED TO AVOID A COSTLY PANDEMIC BUT
YEAH, SURE, WE'LL SETTLE FOR A BELT, YEAH.
HE SAYS EVERYBODY WANTED THE BELT.
I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT ONCE AGAIN THE PRESIDENT.
UNITED STATES IS GETTING THE MILITARY CONFUSED WITH PLO
WRESTLING.
BUT STH IS A PERFECT END TO THIS YEAR REALLY, TWO OLD MEN RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT, BRAGGING ABOUT BELTS AND FLY SWATTERS.
THEN THIS AFTERNOON THE PRESIDENT TWEETED OUT YET
ANOTHER VIDEO AND THIS TIME IT WAS ADDRESSED TO MY FAVORITE
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, SO THIS VIDEO IS EITHER FOR WHILE
SUPREMACISTS OR HOSTESSES AT THE CHEESE CAKE FACTORY.
WHAT IS HE DOING ON THE LAUNCH, I FEEL LIKE IS HE JUST KILLING
TIME WHILE THEY DISINFECT THE WHITE HOUSE.
EVERY TIME, YOU CAN'T COME IN, WHEN THEY SPRAY IT DOWN.
NO WORRIES, I WILL BE ON THE LAWN.
IN THE VIDEO TRUMP MADE A DIRECT PITCH TO SENIOR VOTERS.
AND HE HAD THIS TO SAY.
>> WE'RE TAKING CARE OF OUR SENIORS.
YOU'RE NOT VULNERABLE BUT THEY LIKE TO SAY-- BUT ARE YOU THE
LEAST VULNERABLE BUT FOR THIS ONE THING, YOU ARE VULNERABLE.
SO AM I.
I AM A SENIOR, I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
NOBODY KNOWS THAT.
MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TOO TELL THEM.
BUT I'M A SENIOR.
>> James: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU ARE A SENIOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HIS MESSAGE IS.
LOOK, I MAN BE OLD LIKE YOU, BUT I'M NOT GROSS LIKE YOU.
ANYWAY WE AREA BOTH OLD, YOU'RE GROSS, I'M NOT, JUST VOTE FOR ME
EITHER WAY, OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SENIORS ARE THE LEAST VULNERABLE BUT
THIS ONE THING THE MOST VULNERABLE.
THAT IS THE CLEAR COMMUNICATION WE HAVE ALL BEEN CRAVING DURING
THIS PANDEMIC.
WHY WHEN DID HE SUDDENLY TURN TOO HUGH GRANT, OH, YU, YOUR,
YOUR, Y YOU ARE YOUR VULNERABLE, ARE YOU THE LEAST VULNERABLE,
BUT NOT NOW, ESPECIALLY NOW, I'M TER TERRIBLY SORRY, I THINK WHAT
I AM TRIKING TO TO SAY-- I LOVE YOU I'M GOING TO BREAK IT TO
YOU.
YOU WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY ON TRK V TONIGHT END THE MONO THERE
BUT WE'LL TRY THIS STORY AS WELL.
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH, I CAN'T IMAGINE THIS IS ON.
>> CAN I PLUG MY PODCAST DURING THIS NEXT PART OR NO WAY.
>> James: YOU MIGHT AS WELL BECAUSE IT IS CERTAINLY NOT
GOING TO BE ON TV.
AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.
HALLOWEEN ISN'T EVEN HERE YET AND YET THEY ARE ALREADY ROLLING
OUT NEW PRODUCTS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON.
AND THIS ONE IS A LITTLE ODD.
HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S HALF OF A CHRISTMAS TREE, FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ROOM
FOR A FULL SIZED TREE.
BECAUSE CHRISTMAS TREES DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GET FULLY
DRESSED IN 2020.
AND YOU THINK THAT IS DISAPPOINTING, YOU SHOULD SEE
WHAT LITTLE TIMMY IS GOING TO FIND UNDER HISTORY THIS
CHRISTMAS MORNING.
(LAUGHTER) OH, THAT WAS 300% BETTER THAN IT
WAS 20 MINUTES AGO.
HEY LISTEN, YOU, OUT THERE, ME AND YOU, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK.