- Please make me the happiest man on earth,
will you please marry me?
- [Pauly] Oh my God dude, he's doin' it!
(romantic pop music)
- Oh my God!
Yes!
- Yes? - Yes!
- He nailed it. (friends cheering)
- [Pauly] She said yes!
(gentle piano music)
- Stunning. - Oh my God.
- Oh my God, oh my God. - You look gorgeous.
- Look at the back of it. - No, it's gorgeous.
- Mike's totally gonna cry.
- Look at you Mike, all sharpened up.
He cleans up nice.
- Do a little twirl.
We've all gotten fresh to death together.
T-shirt time, the shirt before the shirt, but right now
Mike looks like a grown man.
You know he actually looks his age, 42.
- I set up two appointments with two different officiants
so you guys can meet, - Okay.
- [Anwar] and then we'll take it from there.
- Okay, - Cool.
- and then after that I have the florist coming,
the band coming, - Okay.
- the DJ coming, the wedding planner coming.
Baker is coming for the cake.
Let's do the officiants, let's pick them,
and then like - Yep.
- get to the next appointment,
'cause we have a long day. - Okay. All right, yeah.
Oh, damn.
- Let's just move on - Okay.
- to the next appointment, okay?
- Okay, is the next appointment lunch?
- Let's go over some menu options.
- Did you say food options?
- Food options.
- Something I specialize in.
Finally, the foods.
Let's do this.
- You want to do rack of lamb?
- Yep.
- Crab cakes?
- Yep.
- [Lauren] Beef wellington?
- We'll do that.
Ooh honey, waffle station.
I love a good short rib.
I'm going to have filet, I might have a chicken as well.
Any tastings today?
- We do not do tastings.
- Oh dang.
- [All] Surprise!
- [Snooki] It's your bachelor party, Mike. Congrats!
- Huh, didn't expect that.
- I love you, my guy.
(sirens blaring)
- Mike's had a rough couple of days
and going through his own emotions,
so I think that him walking and seeing that we throw
him a ranchelor party, it put him in good spirits.
- You can take the blindfold off on three.
One,
sit on his lap, sit on his lap.
Two,
three.
Take it off!
(cheering) (bright playful music)
(friends cheering)
- [Pauly] Congrats Mike!
- Aw. - I told you!
- [Pauly] He's crying, he's crying,
he's crying, he's crying! - So cute.
- We'll do a little freestyle, - Yeah, yeah.
- get comfortable, we'll get comfortable.
- Let's kinda like shake it off.
- So we break off to do our freestyle.
Obviously like, we do that in the club anyway,
so we got this.
(upbeat music)
(Pauly laughing)
- [Instructor] Aye, yes!
- [Pauly] We just fist pump.
(all cheering)
- Mike is like a cute little kid
trying to learn these dance moves.
- [Instructor] And two, and head nods, go.
Go!
- [Mike] I'm confused.
- It requires thinking.
- Yo fall back, son.
- Not Mike's strongest suit.
It requires body, physical activity.
- I'm having trouble breathing.
- [Instructor] You gotta really make this work.
- [Mike] Woo, woo!
- [Instructor] Together,
and circle, circle. - Oh damn,
really think I pulled a hammy just now.
- So, it's a little tough for Mike to get this down.
- Hey, guys. - Hi!
G.G. look who's here.
Thank you. - Aw!
- Will you be flower girl in their wedding?
- No. (Lauren laughing)
- [Snooki] (groans) Girl.
- Oh my god, we're down a flower girl.
- Are you gonna be a flower girl with sissy?
- Yes!
- Oh my gosh!
- I'm so happy. - Me too!
- [Lauren] I know!
- [Jenny] You accepted.
- [Mike] This is the appetizer area?
Big Daddy Sitch needs to fit into his tux.
- You got the pasta? - Yep.
Slice of pizza or button my pants?
Slider, button my pants?
- Mike.
- Cheese Alfredos?
Bro, is that pastas?
I love my fettuccines.
- Now we're at the wedding rehearsal at the castle.
How you doing?
Seeing both families together is really nice.
- What's up, my guy?
How you been?
- I feel like I'm at my family wedding.
- No gum chewing.
You're going to be having your top button buttoned.
Phones will be off.
- This is like wedding etiquette.
- But usually when we go down in pairs,
so when you walk down you don't wanna walk down,
the ladies will take your arm,
you want to walk down slow enough,
outside of the doors.
Nothing in your pockets,
we don't want any bulges anywhere, right?
- Damn, Mina.
I'm used to going to weddings, banging a bridesmaid,
and going home.
This is not that, this is a lot of work.
Wedding walkthroughs are not fun.
♪ here comes the bride ♪
(Ronnie whistling)
- Nice ring there, honey.
- All right, the vows.
Michael, you repeat after me first,
okay? - And I'll be holding her hand
the whole time? - Yes.
- Okay. - Don't look at me.
(Lauren laughing)
- It's getting really real right now.
- [Officiate] Repeat after me, repeat after me.
- I've been dreaming of marrying my best friend
for years now and it's finally happening.
- The other left. - Oh.
- Dude, I'm just getting tingles just speaking about it, man
'cause this (beep) real.
- Then the pronouncement of you as husband and wife,
you can kiss the bride.
(Lauren laughing)
- [All] Ooh!