you ain't got come on children you ain't
got the edges you ain't got the answers
you ain't been to an education there's
no shortage of stupidity in this world
and a good chunk of it is derived from
famous people welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we're counting down our picks
for another top ten dumb things said by
celebrities for this list we're taking a
look at more ridiculously idiotic
comments provided by some of the biggest
stars in the world if you're wondering
where Jaden Smith is keep in mind that
we already represented all of his tweets
in our list of the top 10 dumb things
said by celebrities number 10 so where's
the Cannes Film Festival being held this
year Christina Aguilera you know that
old adage that there are no stupid
questions well Christina Aguilera proved
that to be false upon asking this
question we'll give you a hint Xtina
the answer is right there in the
festival's name the can international
film festival is actually held in kanne
France where else would it take place
that's like asking where the New York
City Marathon is being held
the answer is gift-wrapped what did you
just assume that the films being
screened there we're all about tin cans
number nine I'd kill myself if I was as
fat as Marilyn Monroe Elizabeth Hurley
he's my coach hmm the double yep that
explains it
although most women would have killed to
look like Marilyn Monroe in the 1950s
Liz Hurley would have killed herself if
she was quote that fat I know I've been
written or seen ever done
maybe it's banking's in order first of
all Elizabeth
Marilyn was voluptuously curvy secondly
don't you think often yourself over a
little fat is kind of overreacting
thirdly do you really want to endorse
the notion that if a girl isn't an
anorexic walking stick then there's
something wrong with her maybe I should
call you a cab
although it's gonna be hard to find one
that I'll go to hell this time of night
Oh last but not least you are aware that
Marilyn Monroe allegedly committed
suicide right this is why Gentlemen
Prefer Blondes
i think you're on the right track I must
be classes are beginning to steam up
number eight whatever they have in Korea
that's bad Justin Bieber face it Biebs
you become a cocky little [ __ ] you are
the King Joffrey of pop in 2011 the
Biebs still wasn't old enough to vote
and wasn't sure which party he'd side
with even if he could skating quote I'm
not sure about the party's end quote in
an interview with Rolling Stone there
was one thing this teen idol turned bad
boy knew for sure though quote whatever
they have in Korea that's bad and quote
gee that's almost as eye-opening as his
wise words about the great girl who was
and Frank they're saying he fills out
the guest book writes in it truly
inspiring to be able to come here it was
a great girl what's this she would have
been a believer whether he was talking
about North Korea South Korea or Korea
as a whole remains unclear just so you
know Justin there's a big difference
between those neighboring countries open
cotton dime star
number seven why is everyone in such a
panic about hurricane I'm calling it
Sally stop projecting negativity think
positive and pray for peace lindsay
lohan the east coast wheeling this
morning as it absorbs the aftermath of
superstorm sandy where economic damages
could be in the range of 10 to 20
billion at least 30 people have been
killed in seven states more than eight
million homes are without power as
hurricane sandy killed hundreds of
people destroyed thousands of homes and
cost billions of dollars in damages
Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter and asked
the world what all the fuss was about
look when you're raised by a crack
addict two things less that people know
about you the better it kind of sticks
sorry if we killed your buzz Lindsay as
much as we'd like to stop projecting
negativity the rest of the world can't
help but be a little distraught over
this natural disaster but we'll be sure
to pray for peace just as soon as you
learn to properly use capital letters
it's like a bad dream sweetie someday
very soon you're gonna wake up and
realize the truth number six
I might have fade into Bolivian you know
me Mike Tyson when a toddler mixes up
words like Bolivian and oblivion it's
adorable when a full-grown heavyweight
champion like Mike Tyson mixes them up
it's hilarious
after taking a mad beating at the fists
of Lennox Lewis Tyson feared that his
career was over and that he was destined
to quote fade into Bolivian to be fair
Tyson was probably and understandably
out of it on the other hand he's never
exactly been a master of public speaking
well y'all do dumb when we high right
okay while the years that followed were
tough on the boxer at least he hasn't
totally faded into oblivion or Bolivian
for that matter I don't know where to go
in the dough you know
let's go find my opinions on the roof
number five my greatest pain in life as
I will never be able to see me
performing Kanye West who else would
have said that sweet beautiful Kanye
summed up his ego in a nutshell with
this quote the self-proclaimed God's
gift to the world would spend all day
looking at himself in a mirror if
possible I'm standing up and I'm telling
you I am Warhol I am the number one most
impactful artist of our generation
I am Shakespeare in the flesh what
Disney only then could he remedy his
inner agony of never being able to
witness the divine revelation that is
his live performance it's amazing I'm
the reason everybody got this demon
we're also fortunate God picked such a
giving compassionate and selfless soul
to be his vessel seriously though get
over yourself oh you can't tell me
nothing
you can't tell me nothing I
you change a me no number four I've
never really wanted to go to Japan
simply because I don't like eating fish
and I know that's very popular out there
in Africa Britney Spears Dona CooCoo me
back it up on a gas
Japan Plus fish equals Africa Earth to
Mars Lander report status please Mars
Lander here that's just bad math even a
preschooler that's never seen a map will
comprehend the inaccuracy in Britney
Spears statement I feel like Britney
Spears is stalking me on the radio quit
forcing your suckage on me you tired
aside from her mistake in not realizing
Japan has a variety of other foods
besides fish Spears apparently never
paid attention in geography class since
Japan and Africa are like ten thousand
miles apart another fun fact you don't
need to travel across the sea to get
from the u.s. to Canada so your dream of
travelling across seas quote like to
Canada and stuff will have to wait for
another trip
Oh
number three we're more popular than
Jesus now John Lennon in the 1960s the
Beatles were the biggest stars on the
planet no matter how big your band gets
though you probably shouldn't compare
your popularity to that of Christianity
we read in a national teenage magazine
that John Lennon of the Beatles had been
quoted as saying Christianity was on its
way out and that the Beatles were more
popular than Jesus worse yet you
definitely shouldn't say quote
Christianity will go it will vanish and
shrink I needn't argue about that I'm
right and I'll be proved right we're
more popular than Jesus now I don't know
which will go first
rock and roll or Christianity the
supposedly smart Beatle made this
Cardinal error sparking the infamous
Beatle boycott on the night of the
Beatles appearance in Memphis August 19
they will be destroyed in a huge public
bonfire at a place to be named soon
where their records were burned and
songs were pulled from the radio
but while Lennon's assertion will
forever remain infamous at least it's
made for some funny satire can't believe
you're not still popular what'd you do
screw up like the Beatles and say you
were bigger than Jesus all the time it
was the title of our second album number
two I think gay marriage should be
between a man and a woman Arnold
Schwarzenegger come to LA and crush
things in like hay while running for
governor of California back in 2003
Arnold Schwarzenegger was naturally
asked about his views on gay marriage so
can you believe how much I am in heaven
I'm like getting the feeling of coming
in the gym I'm getting the feeling of
coming at home I'm getting the feeling
of coming backstage when I'd pump up
when I bows out in front of 5,000
viewers the bodybuilder turned action
hero turned politician turned action
hero again apparently wasn't aware that
same-sex marriage requires two people of
you know the same sex to function saying
that it quote should be between a man
and a woman end quote
granted Arnie was probably just rushed
and misspoke trust me when I tell you
you're looking for a mistake and you
won't find it because it's all good news
as much as you maybe hate it but it's
good news given how silly and
contradictory the statement is though
it's hard to believe he was a
the governador a couple of months later
so wait which is in anyway is he pro or
anti gay marriage chill out dickwad
before we groan at our top pick here are
a few honorable mentions
I don't like geographical location names
law school India yes but you know it's
not related to a location that because
India is a CAPTCHA no we're talking
about education it is a very very lovely
name for very lovely chart number one
i'ma get me one of them [ __ ] from a
third-world country at least she won't
have high expectations here's a clean
glass of water baby lol fitty cent okay
we gonna party like this sugar baby more
simple toy that is shiver date we're
really really hoping that when fitty
cent tweeted this he meant a dog and not
a human being
seeing as how that's likely not the case
it's safe to say fitty cent does not
have much respect for the poor nor for
women come to think of it science in
clubs she dances for Dallas
she got a tank for that Gucci that filly
that brother that BCBG ball very does it
come on she freaking cool Venice is
depends upon yes this one's a double
whammy making fun of the suffering in
third world countries and objectifying
women nailed it
well at least your third-world woman
likely won't know that you haven't been
relevant for like a decade
doctor party jumpers shota's she's the
perfect tease Ibaka hips and roll the
hips and drop it down like it's not a
[ __ ] just like a novel class you see how
fast never pass stuff flies when I'm on
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