- Today we will be reacting
to the most insane parkour jumps ever.
Now Chris, leave the room.
- Bye. - As you'll see,
there is $10,000 in cash.
Every single time Chris says a certain word
while we film this video, you will lose a hundred dollars.
What is that word?
- But.
- You could have picked zebras.
You could have picked any word.
- No, can I change it? - Get out of here.
- Can I change it, please? - Go away, go away.
Chris!
Every time you say this word, Nolan loses a hundred bucks.
- I will be a chatterbox.
- Now, on to the point of the video, extreme parkour jumps.
- Whoa!
These are very cool and exciting.
And the jumping is really, really cool.
- Oh, you're just trying to make Nolan lose the money.
- Yeah, I just want Nolan to lose money.
Whoa. - Oh!
- That's not safe.
- I love when people do this,
He like slides on the side of the building.
- Oh, okay.
I thought you just meant you like it
when people jump off roofs.
- No, no, I do not love when you jump off a building.
- Don't jump off of buildings to make Jimmy happy.
Hey, how many times have I said the word?
- So far you haven't said the word a single time.
- No way.
So when it's my mom, you make it hard and still,
- Nolan picked the word.
- You let Nolan pick the word?
- The word is not zebra. - Corn.
- It's not corn. - Butter.
- It's not butter.
- That's the only thing I think Nolan would make it.
Hey, you could just normally go down the stairs
or you could just get butt-burned.
- Yo, why is it that every escalator I go on
has these little ring things.
- The safety things to catch your nards.
- Why can't I find one?
- America, stop being so lame.
- That would be so much fun.
Hey, every escalator that I go down
get rid of those little circle things.
I would love to go down like that.
- Hey, these are poles.
- Those are french fries.
- They're like the crinkle cut french fries.
I don't like crinkle cuts.
I like McDonald's style.
You know where it goes,
The ceiling got shorter that's not on me.
- All right, let's see what he does.
- Whoa!
- That's impressive.
- Now how does he get back?
- Swimming.
- Oh, what the heck?
- That's tall.
- I'm just, why?
- Why would you ever do that?
- Michael Jordan, help us out.
- Stop it, get some help.
- No.
- That's sketch.
I mean, all it takes is one of those to just collapse
'cause somebody didn't build it properly.
You're putting a lot of trust in people who build buildings.
They don't think that people are gonna' be running on 'em.
Hey.
- Slow-mo jumps.
- Parkour, but with a bike.
Love bike-a.
- Yo, that was a good flip.
- Good thing the cardboard was already there.
- If that cardboard wasn't there,
who knows what would've happened.
- They would've had to get their hoodies dirty.
You're saying I could,
- Actually, one of the things you said earlier
was pretty close to what it is.
- Corn. - It's not corn.
- Butter. - It's not butter.
- Butter.
- We'll keep going. - Noted.
Oh, it's a Beatles reference.
- I guarantee you 99% of the people watching this
have no idea who The Beatles are.
- I feel like they would, The Beatles
are pretty popular. - They at least know who
they are but they've never heard a single song.
- Oh yeah, but everybody knows like the Abbey Road thing.
- I guess I'm not everybody.
All right, you got a plane ticket.
- Oh gosh, you're running late.
Grab that bag, get it outta' here.
Hey, this guy.
What the heck. - Oh, he's blocking
the whole thing.
Well, at least you gotta' see his Red Bull logo.
- Yeah I was about to say, is this sponsored by Red Bull?
Uh-oh, TSA.
Wait a minute.
Wait, so now you're running from security.
Best case scenario you still make your flight,
you're going to jail.
No, not somebody's luggage.
They take such gentle care of, you could have just gone.
- Wait, wait.
- That's a real plane.
- Wait, I don't care about the real plane.
Wait, hold on.
As you see here,
he could just take an immediate left and be up the stairs.
Watch what he does.
Why?
He wasted so much effort.
- Chris, he is in a hurry.
This is all as efficient as possible.
This is not just to look cool.
- That's fair.
What were you saying about a real plane or something?
- Well, that is a real plane there.
So maybe this is a real airport.
- It is, yeah, it's a real airport.
They weren't connected yet.
Wow, I think that gets you on a no fly list.
- You know what?
Honestly, let's give him first class.
- And then he sits by this, okay.
- Dinosaur, I love these.
We walked into a mall with a hundred of these
and got kicked out. - Like, 3 times.
- But it was fun.
- We actually did this as well.
We went to a trampoline park with them.
But that video never saw the light of that day.
- It did never see the light of day.
Here's the thing, it's hot in those things
- Excruciatingly.
- And when you do it when it's 90 degrees out.
- Ball soup.
- Ain't no one having fun.
- Butt soup.
- Wait, you just said the word.
Nolan just lost another hundred bucks.
Actually, according to the counter
you've said it 3 times.
Nolan's lost 300 bucks.
- No, 5.
- 500 now.
- Analyzing, ball soup.
Butter, ball.
- Just a dinosaur climbing rope.
- How am I supposed to think
when that's going on?
- All right, so what's he gonna' do?
- Oh, he's gonna' ninja run across it.
He doesn't look,
- I don't wanna' see this in slow-mo.
- That's why, he didn't look confident.
- All right, Assassin's Creed.
English Empire's chasing them.
- The English Empire?
- Is that not it?
- I guess so, I mean.
- Lame!
- Lame, they're just scooting across a bus.
This is cool.
This is real parcool.
- Parcool?
- Parcool.
- Play it in slow-mo.
- Parcool.
- Play it 10 times
- Parcool.
Sometimes I misspeak.
- 10,000 times.
- Parcool.
It happens.
- All right everyone type out a comment.
now that we're all on the same page that Chris screwed up,
we can continue.
- All right, yeah, these guys, I like it, I mean.
- Oh.
- Okay, should've started and it was only 1 second.
- So was the English chasing them
or were they chasing the English?
- They chased them into an alley where no one would see
and they just were like, oh, guy doing a flip.
- Wait, 1, 2, 3.
- Whoa, I tried to do 1 one time
and landed on my neck and they thought I was gonna' die.
- He is more alpha.
- Congratulations, you win the more alpha than Chris award.
- Hey, it's not a very hard award to win.
- So he's trying to make it across his house
without touching the ground.
Me: touch the floor in your house win $10,000.
Chandler.
- That's a good meme, that's a good meme.
- I wonder what his wife thinks.
- She's probably the one filming it and she's like,
"Yeah, Babe, you got it!"
He's like, "Okay, Wife, I wanna' do this to the house.
What do you think?"
Also, do people refer to their wife as wife?
- I do.
Wife, I've arrived.
Fetchith me my clothes.
- I don't know if you said the word
but I'm gonna' take away a hundred dollars
just 'cause it's Nolan.
- That's fair.
I could do this.
I can walk on my hands for minimum like five minutes.
- Prove it.
You have to do it while we watch this next video.
- Are you ready for this?
It's gonna' be hard in here.
- Oh my, dude I saw this clip on Twitter.
Where he just jumped off the bridge.
Hey, I'm trying to react if you don't mind.
You said five minutes.
- It's kinda' hard in this room.
I don't even know if I'm on tape anymore.
- Oh, oh!
He knocked one of our monitors off.
- It's hard in this room.
- Yo, look how red his face is.
All right, shut up, Chris, we're watching a guy run.
- But our monitor fell.
- Oh wait, wait.
When you were doing that, you said the word.
Also, this guy just fell over and weaseled down.
- But that's what he was supposed to do.
Hold on, I gotta' get on my box.
- So that, - You said the word again.
- Is it box?
- Shut up, this guy's climbing a stairway.
- This is impressive.
I'm winded just from doing one thing
and these guys are like doing everything.
- Wait.
- The physics involved in that.
Oh my gosh, that's insane.
- Oh wait, were they about to kiss?
- Yeah.
What would happen if we kissed on the parkour park?
- I don't know, you wanna' go try it out?
- We don't have a parkour park.
- You also have a wife.
- Wife.
Oh, I can do this.
Not two, but I can do one.
- Wait, slow-mo.
- One.
- I can do that, easily.
Oh, I can't do that.
That's insane.
- You know what you can do.
- What? - Cost Nolan a hundred bucks.
- Okay, hold on.
Why am I not remembering what the word is?
Am I stupid?
- You didn't say it there.
- You didn't disagree with me about the stupid thing.
- I have a reason for not disagreeing.
All right, when you're on the playground,
the teacher says recess is up.
- You're like, nope, I'm gonna' keep going.
- Could you imagine running from your teacher like this?
- I've always said that, but with cops.
I just wanna' run away from 'em one time.
Like if they would let me.
- All right, Chris, we got 30 seconds left,
quick, make Nolan lose money.
- Boy, ball, bro.
- It's a body part.
- Oh, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt.
- It's not butt, or maybe it is butt,
you got 3,
- Butt.
- 2. - Butt.
- 1. - Butts.
- All right, it was butt.
- Let's go, we beat Nolan.
Yeah!
- Nolan!
All right, come on in, Nolan.
So here's the thing at the end,
I don't know how he did it,
Chris just magically pieced the word together.
- You figured it out?
- I did. - And so at the end,
he was spamming the word but, and so you only won $5,100.
- Hey, still, that's a lot of money.
You talk a lot, but that's pretty good.
- Hey, appreciate it.
- Well, here you go, Chris was intent on stealing money.
He only got about half of it.
Go enjoy it.
- Thanks. - And Chris, outro
- Do-do-do