Item: SCP-458
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-458 is considered safe and therefore is to be stored
in the staff canteen at Site 17, with no access restrictions required.
Description: SCP-458 is a large-sized pizza box from the pizza chain Little Caesar's,
of their Hot-n-Ready variety.
It is made of simple cardboard, measures 25.4cmx25.4cmx2.54cm (10inx10inx1in), and
weighs about 20 to 20.49 grams depending on toppings.
As a result of the unusual nature of SCP-458, measurement of weight is inconsistent.
What makes SCP-458 an oddity is that, while appearing to be an ordinary pizza box, when
it comes into contact with human hands, it instantaneously replicates within it the holder's
subconsciously preferred choice of pizza, down to favorite sauce, cheese, crust, and
topping.
It is not limited to the Little Caesars brand, as pizza from all major pizza chains, as well
as local and even handmade pizzas have been produced.
There seems to be no limit to its ability, except that it cannot make anything but pizza,
and its toppings must be edible by normal human standards (see Addendum 1a).
The box is also rather indestructible, as all tests to destroy or dismantle the box
have proven fruitless.
It is assumed the box is semi-sentient, having at least enough telepathic or empathetic ability
to sense what the holder's personal choices regarding pizza are.
After constant testing showed SCP-458's seemingly infinite power to generate pizza (but with
little other use), it has henceforth been placed inside the canteen at Site-17 for free
use by personnel.
After its open usage has been allowed, personnel morale has shown to have sharply increased.
Addendum 1a: Upon testing SCP-458 with SCP-███, the subject took a bite of the slice, which
appeared to be a garlic-free slice of sausage and olive pizza on wheat crust.
This was met with the response "It's a fine slice, but I would have preferred a rather
different sauce."
It was inferred that the box cannot use substances that are indigestible by regular human bodies.
Further testing confirmed this.
Addendum 1b: Please see Document #458-1a
Document #458-1a: I would just like to remind all staff that just because we have a pizza
box that can constantly create pizzas for you does not mean that you can just sit around
and eat pizza all afternoon.
If continued abuse of the box continues, coupled with reports of personnel gaining unhealthy
amounts of weight, I may be forced to implement a mandatory physical training regimen following
lunch hours.
-Dr. del Morrino
Document #458-1b: For simple curiosity's sake, and to, perhaps, get a better idea of the
mindset of certain SCP's, I have compiled a list of sentient SCP's reactions when holding
the box.
SCP Result SCP-040 Small, extra cheese, cheese stuffed
crust.
SCP-056 Medium, sliced bell peppers, thin crust, alfredo sauce.
SCP-073 Medium, feta and jack cheese, no sauce, thin crust.
Almost immediately after opening SCP-458, the produced pizza began to go through symptoms
similar to other organic material within SCP-073's effect radius.
Experiment was retried, with the pizza being removed from SCP-458 immediately after its
opening, with minor deterioration present.
When queried by researchers, SCP-073 stated it had never ingested products created by
SCP-458.
SCP-076-02 Large, meatballs, pepperoni, bacon, Canadian bacon, sausage, hamburger, thick
crust.
SCP-105 Small, olives, wheat crust, thin.
SCP-108 Large, pepperoni, thick crust.
SCP-134 Small, onions, anchovies, olives, thin crust.
SCP-181 Large, pepperoni, sausage, marinara-stuffed crust.
SCP-181 was told that this was a reward for good behavior, and that it was a lucky guess
that it was his favorite type of pizza.
SCP-182 Medium, olives, mushrooms, pretzel dough crust.
Further testing on SCPs may reveal some odd characteristics about the SCP's themselves,
and is suggested.
- Dr. Kreign
Update: Further cross-testing is permitted but requires
approval and supervision due to safety concerns.
- Dr. ███████