Newman is a recurring character and occasional antagonist on the television show Seinfeld,
portrayed by Wayne Knight from 1991 until the show's finale in 1998.
TV Guide included him in their 2013 list of The 60 Nastiest Villains of All Time.
Background
Newman lived in apartment 5F, which was directly down the hall from Jerry's apartment, 5A.
However, there were many inconsistencies regarding who lived in 5E.
In the Season 7 episode "The Engagement", Newman's apartment is 5E.
In the Season 9 episode "The Strong Box", long after Newman's character was established,
another man, named Phil, is seen entering 5E.
Newman was created as a counterpoint to the Jerry character, though the reason for their
animosity is never revealed.
Seinfeld once described Newman as Lex Luthor to his Superman.
Knight has described him as "pure evil," as did Jerry:
Elaine: "Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye."
Jerry: "No, there's less."
Elaine: "It's possible."
Jerry: "No, it isn't.
I've looked into his eyes.
He's pure evil."
Elaine: "Maybe he's an enigma.
A mystery wrapped in a riddle."
Jerry: "Yea.
He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie."
Personality Newman's role is primarily as a villain/enemy
to Jerry and a collaborator in Kramer's elaborate and bizarre schemes.
Often described as Jerry's "sworn enemy", Newman is cunning and often schemes against
Jerry.
He speaks often in a humorously sinister tone.
Jerry refers to Newman as "pure evil" on more than one occasion.
The two generally greet each other this way, Jerry in a distrustful, baleful voice, Newman
in a falsely jovial one: Jerry: "Hello, Newman."
Newman: "Hello, Jerry."
Jerry's mother Helen also greets Newman in the same way.
The origin of the Seinfeld/Newman feud is never revealed.
Newman's dislike of Jerry appears to stem from resentment at Jerry's status as a relatively
famous comedian.
Newman considers Jerry to be undeserving of his fame, referring to Jerry's audience as
a half soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations."
Newman's own talents as a poet and wordsmith are not inconsiderable, yet similar recognition
to Jerry has so far eluded Newman.
When asked about why the character Jerry hates Newman, Jerry Seinfeld explained it in the
Season 3 DVD inside look of the show, "He was the first person on the show, 'my own
show', who was coming on to sabotage me in some way.
And so why would I not hate him forever for that?"
Newman is a frequent source of annoyance to Jerry, such as in attracting fleas to the
apartment, and generally making Jerry's life more difficult.
Newman often seems quite amused at how effectively he irritates Jerry, although any battle of
wits between them rarely leaves Newman the victor.
However, the depth of Jerry and Newman's enmity seems to vary between episodes — or even
within the same episode — and Jerry sometimes seems to consider him merely an annoying neighbor,
rather than an outright enemy.
Occasionally events lead one of them, or both, to briefly forget their differences.
At times they even work together on some scheme, though with some reluctance on Jerry's part.
In "The Old Man", Jerry casually mentions "a couple of friends," referring to Kramer
and Newman.
Jerry and Newman also attend Super Bowl XXIX together, but only because of a ticket mix-up.
Newman is a good friend of Kramer's, and the pair are forever participating in various
get-rich-quick schemes.
In "The Bookstore", Newman and Kramer decide to use a rickshaw to transport people from
place to place.
In "The Old Man", Newman and Kramer try to find valuable records to sell for cash.
"The Bottle Deposit" features the most creative scheme between Kramer and Newman to bring
many deposit bottles in a mail truck all the way to Michigan.
Even Newman's friendship with Kramer, however, can be overcome by Newman's obsession to win
in any situation; in "The Label Maker", he and Kramer play a game of Risk and when Kramer
leaves the game board in Jerry's apartment for safekeeping, Newman goes so far as to
sneak into Jerry's apartment via the fire escape with intent to rearrange the pieces'
layout in his favor, although he is detected and flees before he actually changes anything.
As Kramer puts it in the episode "The Reverse Peephole", Newman can climb trees "like a
ring-tailed lemur," a skill he claims to have learned in the Pacific Northwest.
Despite his girth, Newman is a "fantastic" tennis player and a nimble runner.
He is seen running athletically in several episodes.
In the finale Newman claims to be one-quarter French.
In "The Label Maker", Jerry reluctantly agrees with George that Newman is "merry", which
appeared to be a compliment of sorts.
Newman takes his job as a mailman with pride but, paradoxically, is portrayed as a lazy
worker with such habits as not working when it is raining or hiding bags of mail in Jerry's
basement storage locker rather than delivering them.
Despite such clear lack of respect for mail, he nevertheless impulsively protests the idea
of any mail being considered "junk".
He is sometimes known to use his job for corrupt purposes, such as purposely withholding mail
for blackmail revenge, or using the Union to get himself out of jail.
Newman's angry rants directed against Jerry and, at times, the United States Postal Service
in various episodes tend to be bombastic and verbose, displaying an impressive command
of language.
One of his most well known speeches takes place in "The Finale", after Jerry refuses
to take him to Paris:
All right!
But hear me and hear me well!
The day will come, oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld!
Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld
and wipe that smug smile off your face!
And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!
Seinfeld has been quoted as saying that he almost feels sorry for Wayne Knight, as his
portrayal of Newman has typecast him to the point that "everywhere he goes, he must be
greeted with 'Hello, Newman.'"
In fact, during the Seinfeld DVDs special features, Knight recounts an occasion when
he was having a particularly bad day, where after a series of unfortunate events, a fan
happened to yell "Hello, Newman."
This resulted in Knight releasing his long day's built-up anger on the unsuspecting fan.
There are a couple of episodes where Newman serves in roles other than Jerry's enemy and
Kramer's friend.
He collaborated with George in "The Calzone" in an attempt to find another way to get a
calzone to George Steinbrenner.
. He has a few friends from the post office
and girlfriends in a couple of episodes.
In "The Bottle Deposit", after he is dumped from his mail truck, he seeks refuge in a
farmer's house, but is kicked out for having sex with the farmer's daughter, who calls
him "Norman".
Newman was also seen with a supermodel after his birthday wish comes true in "The Betrayal".
Newman has a crush on Elaine over the course of the series, but ultimately in "The Reverse
Peephole", he rejects her advances when she tries to seduce him to get back a fur coat
she had thrown away that he found.
United States Postal Service Newman is an employee of the United States
Postal Service, which is portrayed in the series as a powerful and nefarious, yet bureaucratic
and inept organization.
When they are arrested in "The Engagement", Newman assures Kramer and Elaine that they
will not be prosecuted: "Don't worry about a thing.
In 20 minutes, that place'll be swarming with mailmen.
We'll be back on the street by lunch."
Newman's occupation is first revealed in The Old Man, where George, upon learning it, asks
"Aren't [postal workers] the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot
everybody?"
Newman's ominous reply is "Sometimes..."
Jerry then responds with, "Why is that?"
to which Newman answers with a short outburst of anger, showing his disdain for the unending
nature of the mail, and for Publisher's Clearing House.
In "The Junk Mail", Kramer realizes the Postal Service has become obsolete and starts an
anti-mail campaign; he's soon abducted by Post Office security men.
Newman attempted earlier to dissuade Kramer, pleading, "You don't know the half of what
goes on here!"
At the end of the episode, for his efforts to save Kramer, Newman is seen being escorted
by Postal Service employees with a bucket on his head, pleading for Kramer to "tell
the world my story."
In "The Package", Newman's business card is shown; it reads "NEWMAN".
In "The Junk Mail", he's referred to only as "Postal Employee Newman".
Newman claimed that he once worked the same postal route as American serial killer David
Berkowitz, otherwise known as the "Son of Sam", who was working for the Postal Service
at the time of his 1977 capture; Newman claims "we once double-dated".
When asked what Berkowitz's postal route was like, Newman commented the route had "a lot
of dogs," but joked that they only told him "to lay off the snacks".
Newman retains Berkowitz's mailbag as a valuable collector's item.
When the police come to arrest him in "The Engagement," his first words to them are,
"What took you so long?", the same words Berkowitz used when arrested.
In real life, however, Berkowitz did not have a mail route while employed at the Postal
Service.
At the time of his capture he worked as a letter-sorter.
Newman makes several bizarre claims about the Postal Service, including:
ZIP codes are meaningless.
No mail carrier has successfully delivered more than 50% of their mail.
Photos in the mail with a "Do Not Bend" stamp can be creased, crumpled and crammed..
"When you control the mail, you control information.".
Post office workers go on killing sprees because "The mail never stops!
It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up!
It's relentless!
Every day it piles up more and more and more!
And you gotta get it out!
But the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in!
And then the bar code reader breaks, and it's Publisher's Clearing House day...!"
Nobody really needs mail.
There really is no junk mail Any packages that arrive at the Post Office
with damaged, unreadable, or missing address labels are considered "freebies"; postal workers
are thus free to help themselves to the packages' contents.
Development Series co-creator Larry David conceived the
character when writing the script for season two's "The Revenge".
Newman was envisioned as Kramer's African-American suicidal friend.
He was set to appear in one scene, in which he explained that he jumped from the apartment
building, but an awning had broken his fall.
Tim Russ, who would go on to star in Star Trek: Voyager, auditioned for the role, as
did William Thomas, Jr., known for his appearance on The Cosby Show, who was cast in the part.
However, between the first and the second draft, the plot was significantly reduced;
the scene in which the character appeared was cut, and Newman's role in the episode
was cut down to a brief dialogue with Kramer, with Newman off-screen.
David recorded the lines himself, though he was not credited.
While conceiving a plotline for the third season episode "The Suicide", the writing
staff decided to create a friend for Kramer.
Though they never had the intention of having the Newman character return on the show, they
felt it was easy to use him again, as he had already been introduced.
Newman was initially envisioned as the son of the landlord who owned Jerry and Kramer's
building, making him able to snitch about the building's inhabitants without being punished
for it.
However, in between drafts the writing staff decided to make Newman an inhabitant of the
building and more of a nemesis to Jerry.
Among the actors who auditioned for the part were Armin Shimerman, Dan Schneider and Wayne
Knight.
Knight remarked that he was very excited to audition, as he was already a fan of the show.
David immediately thought Knight was "terrific" for the part, and was also amused by his hefty
appearance as opposed to Kramer's slim figure.
Though Seinfeld felt introducing a friend of Kramer might ruin the character's mystique,
Knight's performance convinced him otherwise.
The part was initially a one-time guest-appearance, but Seinfeld and David were impressed with
Knight and felt Newman was a character they could further exploit; as Michael Richards
later explained "our show was driven by characters and there was no way they were going to let
Wayne Knight go."
Newman would remain a recurring character until the series' finale in 1998.
To establish better continuity, Knight re-recorded Newman's lines in "The Revenge" for the syndicated
version of the episode.
Both versions of the dialogue were included on the Seinfeld: Volume 1 DVD boxset.
When it was announced in 1998 that the show would end, Knight proclaimed "I'm gonna burn
all of Newman's clothes and those funky black shoes I've been wearing all these years.
He dresses like Jack Ruby.
Nobody's done more with a muted plaid than I have."
Prior to the finale, The New York Daily News asked Knight if he would be interested in
a spin-off focusing on Newman, to which he replied "I think he could show up on Law & Order
as a snitch, but as for a weekly dose of Newman, well, I think if occasionally you're hit in
the head with a ball-peen hammer, you might get slightly dazed.
But if you were getting hit week after week, you might get pissed off."
Reception and popularity In a Sacramento Bee interview, Knight explained
that he was once pulled over by a police officer who merely stopped him to say "Hello, Newman".
Newman was ranked #1 on TV.com's list of the ten most annoying neighbors.
Appearances Season 2The Revenge
Season 3The SuicideThe BoyfriendThe Parking SpaceThe Keys
Season 4The PitchThe TicketThe PickThe Old ManThe Pilot
Season 5The Sniffing AccountantThe Lip ReaderThe Non-Fat YogurtThe BarberThe Marine BiologistThe
Raincoats Season 6The Big SaladThe SwitchThe Label MakerThe
ScofflawThe DoodleThe Diplomat's Club Season 7The EngagementThe Soup NaziThe Pool
GuyThe SevenThe Shower HeadThe CalzoneThe Bottle Deposit
Season 8The Soul MateThe PackageThe Chicken RoasterThe Andrea DoriaThe PotholeThe MillenniumThe
Muffin Tops Season 9The Butter ShaveThe BloodThe Junk
MailThe Merv Griffin ShowThe BetrayalThe Reverse PeepholeThe CartoonThe BookstoreThe Finale
References
External links Newman at the Internet Movie Database