If you clicked on this video expecting it to be clickbait, I can assure you it is not. At one point
on the DaftPina channel, there was a video where he reviewed Jaiden Animation's R*le 34
and created a top five list of the best art pieces. It's bizarre, and I doubt he would do it in modern
day. This was content from 2017 and I want to make it clear that Daft has taken these videos
down and I doubt he actually agrees with what he did within them anymore. However, this is the
internet, and the internet is forever. So, when I see something that's this... incredible is the word I'll
use to describe it, of course I'm gonna give it a look and if I think it'll make good content, why
not discuss it? I know Daft has discussed videos from years ago made by people for his own content,
so I don't see why I couldn't do the same thing myself and I think it'll make an interesting video.
But I would like to make it clear, me and Daft put our drama behind us, we let bygones be bygones, so
I genuinely have nothing against the dude and I don't want this to spiral into some bigger
drama. I know a lot of people will see this video and be a little disgusted by the content within
but I don't think he stands by the mistake he made five years ago, being realistic. And also before we
have our fun, I do need to make one thing very clear, the original content I'm reacting to- it-
it wasn't censored. I- I have had to painstakingly censor everything in this video beyond any kind of
recognition so the YouTube reviewer watching this video and determining whether they're going to
take me out back and... well... dispose of me, this video is clean. It's scrubbed clean. There's nothing in
any way provocative, but it is still quite funny. So, if- if you'd like to support me for suffering
through this abomination and censoring it for you so you can take a laugh at it with me, um,
I would- I would really appreciate if you could subscribe to help me reach 100k. We're almost
there, I would appreciate any kind of support. That being said, let's get right into it.
(Video Clip) Jaiden Animations is honestly one of the most pure YouTube channels I've ever covered-
*mashup of All Star and Uptown Funk plays* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed-
(DaftPina) Hey! This was in the title of the video.
And yeah, for some reason Jaiden has a lot of p*rn based around her
and drawn of her. Now, a couple of people on Twitter told me that this would not
be a good idea, nor should I talk about it. But hey, if no one else is going to talk about it... might as well be me.
(Harley) Okay, for all the aspiring YouTubers in the crowd, this is 101 of what not to
do as a YouTuber. In fact, if YouTube themselves gave out a handbook of things you should
never do, '101 Things You Should Never Do'- there also may happen to be Dalmatians in this book
but regardless- if YouTube ever gave out a booklet that gave you 101 reasons, I'm pretty sure page 1
would be not to do this. If your fans tell you when you suggest an idea, "This is a terrible idea don't
do this, I could never see this going right. Here is a million reasons why you shouldn't do this."
Your response shouldn't be, "Well, someone's got to do it." it should be, "Yeah, I should probably listen to
the people who watch my content because otherwise I'm probably going to make a terrible mistake
and I could never see this going right." If your audience's first response to you suggesting an
idea of reviewing N*S*F*W content about a YouTuber is, "DON'T DO THIS. Please don't do this." why would
you do it??? Like I- I- genuinely have to question the thought process going into this video because it's
GENUINELY insane. What kind of thought has to be going through your head when you're like, "I think
it's a good idea to make a video where I assess and review graphic depictions of a famous YouTuber
who I already have issues with and have a prior controversy surrounding, even though my audience
is telling me this is a f*cking terrible idea"? What has to be going through your head? I know content
was a lot more "Wild West"-like in 2017, but you could probably get away with anything on YouTube
but, come on, at some point your brain's gotta click and you've gotta be like, "Yeah maybe not
worth it." Also a fun detour from the actual subject to this video- just because I thought it was an
interesting tidbit- when I was in California, I did actually happen to just run into TheOdd1sOut,
we were at the VidCon convention, I was with Sister Zio, Acheeto, I think J Aubrey, and a few others. We were
walking through the halls and all of a sudden the security starts forming this line around us and we
were all really confused, and then, from the distance, I just spot him standing there in front of this post
and all of these people keep coming up and getting him to sign stuff and being completely honest, he
looked very anxious like he wasn't expecting this but *laughs* it was really funny, and I've gotta give
him kudos because, I mean, I only met a few fans, and that already was terrifying.
*Video Clip from VidCon* (Fan) Yooo, Harley, what's up? (Harley) What's up! Nice to meet you!
*back to video* So, I'm sure what he did was probably much more stressful. But it was really one of those moments
I was like, "It's a small world after all!"
*audio from clip* (Harley) Bruh. (Sister Zio) Bruh...
(Sister Zio) I wanted to go up to him and be like "Turkey Tooom"
(Harley) Shut the f*ck up... (Sister Zio) "DaftPinaaaa your favorite YouTuber"
*Daft's video* (DaftPina) So with that, I'm gonna list the top five Jaiden P*rn...
*awkward silence*
(Harley) I think that is both the best and worst thing I've ever heard in my entire life. What a sentence...
(Daft) Number five. This one just has bad anatomy. I mean, the a*us is way too close to the v*gina. The head looks fine though.
*Harley laughing and slightly gasping for air*
(Harley) *still laughing a little* I never... I never really laugh this hard when I'm making a video
but it's just... there's just something so good about this video, it's like, "Why???"
Why is he so deeply analyzing this thing???
Like, this is GENUINELY such a degenerate video and it's so
weird because it seems so out of character for Daft to make something
like this. If I was Jaiden, I would be probably very disgusted by this and feel very offended by it.
Because it's pretty gross to have someone review content like this of you, especially when you've
vocally denounced content like this. But oh my god, is it so unintentionally funny. It's so golden. Like
everybody has embarrassing videos they've made in the past, me too, I've made videos that I think were
so bad looking back on them. But F*CK are they hilarious.
(DaftPina) Number four. Okay, now this one is... flipped.
(DaftPina) The head looks bad and the an*s(?) looks more accurate but what's going on here?
(DaftPina) The spine is all wrong.
(Harley) *sarcastically* Thank god our an*s(?) connoisseur DaftPina is here to set these naysayers right
and tell them how to make good anatomy when it comes to Jaiden Animations's R*le 34. Also, how is this
ranked third? Surely there's... better out there, right? Like, I don't mean to be rude, but how is this the
third best out there? Surely he just picked some terrible ones for content, right?
(DaftPina) Number three. Look! You gave her pupils!
(Harley) Euughhh... Who made this thing? Why- why does that have pupils? What- what is wrong with it?
I- *laughs* I'd be nicer but this is creepy content made of someone without their consent, so I think- I think
I'm okay to mock it. *while laughing* Why does it look like that? Why does it suddenly jump from regular to this
f*cking abomination?? Did a- an actual human draw this or
*laughs* is this like AI generated? Why- why did the eyes change so much?
I know I was supposed to be meme-ing Daft but that image came just out of nowhere. I
just- why does it look like that? Where did he find this thing?
(Daft) Also this *ss(?) has a dent in it. okay i think
*fart noise*
(Harley) Okay, I think we can come to a mutual agreement here that we're just gonna pretend he didn't do whatever that was?
Because I don't want to talk about it and I'm sure you don't want to talk about it and I don't think
it should be on our minds any longer so let's make a mutual agreement to pretend that didn't happen
*Harley laughs*
(DaftPina) Number two. Alright, this looks a bit like her art style but... why is her head oval?
Come on! You could just drew a circle. I mean, it's not that hard in Flash
Un...less you're using a "free animated software" whoever those are. jesus christ
(Harley) Jesus...
Christ...
That joke was...
Terrible.
(DaftPina) And here's number one. Oh my god she's pregnant! Just... just stop this now....
*Harley exhaling the last bit of his soul out his body*
(Harley) *whispering in pain* Oh god I can see why you wanted this video deleted...
That hurt to watch. Ouch. Ouch. Why did he say that?
Why did he do it like that? Why did he deliver that sentence like that? That made my skin crawl. I feel
clammy. I'm gonna- I'm actually just gonna take a shower now to like wash whatever that was off of me.
(DaftPina) Also, despite being weird, this art piece does have a good art style.
(Harley) Why is he complimenting the pregnant Jaiden Animations artwork???
Like, they're not gonna draw you next- I- well I hope- I hope
they aren't gonna draw you next, but- *laughs* where does he feel the need to be like, "The artwork, top class mate,
bloody brilliant if it wasn't Jaiden Animations pregnant, I think it would be a banger"
I'm so sorry for my patriotic... brothers in arms...
(DaftPina) Alright. Done with the lust. I'm gonna talk about this one now.
This piece actually fooled me for a second. The art style is very close to Jaiden's. Like a...
great recreation. Then again, maybe here she just redrew the poses from one of her videos and edited
the text. But I think it's done quite well and as you look closer in the image, you'll notice the
extra effort this person put in such as the side videos, "My Thoughts on Gamer Girls", "My Opinion on S*x",
and "10 Reasons Why ****(?) Was an Inside Job"
(Harley) It is SO bizarre watching this older content and realizing
how much edgier this dude used to be in the past. That was GENUINELY a "Inside Job". I'm not
gonna explain what that's referencing if you know, you know. That was genuinely an "inside job" joke in
a DaftPina video. Like, I swear this dude calls out people for this sort of thing nowadays, it's
so weird! Also, this entire segment, the animated gif and all, was just completely uncensored
and I- I wish I didn't have the displeasure of seeing it all. I don't know why Daft made this
video... but the thing he says next is the worst part of all of it.
(DaftPina) Drawing Jaiden p*rn. Don't do that.
Especially if you can't draw. That's extra bad. Also, it makes Jaiden feel like a s*x object.
Don't do that!
(Harley) In this video Daft actively acknowledges that this type of content makes Jaiden
feel uncomfortable and quite grossed out, yet, he STILL glorifies it, promotes it, and even includes
some of it completely uncensored in his channel, saying it's "incredible art" or that he "loves the
art style" etc. I just think that entire idea, that he thinks this is in some way okay to make a video
endorsing content that makes Jaiden feel grossly uncomfortable is really weird and as I said, I know
he's changed from this, he's learned from this, but I do still think this point is relevant
because even if Daft has changed there are many other YouTubers who make content like this-
on other people, not just Jaiden- and it's really gross. And I'm not gonna go after some of these
channels because some of them are smaller and I don't really want to bash younger creators that
are more inexperienced- they're gonna make mistakes- BUT I think it's important to get this kind of
message across. That it's really gross and weird to... do THIS and incredibly disrespectful in a lot
of cases and I have no idea why Daft made this. But with that being said, that was the video he didn't
want you to see I guess.
If my body turns up in the Hudson Bay floating around tomorrow, you know why.
Thanks for watching, subscribe to the channel if you'd like to support more
content like this one. I'll see you next time and basketball is for losers...
Peace.
*Harley's Outro Music plays*