>> Jon: WELCOME BACK! THIS MORNING, THIS MORNING,
THIS VERY MORNING WE GOT WORD OF A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.
>> KENTUCKY SENATOR RAND PAUL BECOMING THE SECOND REPUBLICAN
TO OFFICIALLY JOIN THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL RACE.
HE HAS SCHEDULED AN EVENT TODAY IN LOUISVILLE.
>> Jon: OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
AH, WE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO RUN.
ANYWAY, COULD BE SOMETHING.
A NONDOCTRINAIRE REPUBLICAN, STRONG LIBERTARIAN
BENT OFFERING AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE BUSH AND CLINTON
PRESIDENTIAL DYNASTIES.
LET'S GET RIGHT TO THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT?
>> THIS IS THE START OF A CAUSE, A CAUSE TO ELECT RAND PAUL AS
THE NEXT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
>> Jon: NOW I KNEW THAT RAND PAUL HAD SOME UNCONVENTIONAL
IDEAS, BUT ELECTING HIM THE NEXT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
IS I THINK, -- I THINK IT'S -- WE GET THE POINT, THOUGH.
LET'S HEAR FROM THE MAN HIMSELF.
SENATOR RAND PAUL!
>> WE'RE GONNA ASK J.D. WILLIAMS TO COME UP AND LEAD US IN
OUR PLEDGE.
>> Jon: RIGHT NO, YOU HAVE TO DO THE PLEDGE FIRST. OF COURSE.
THAT'S -- HOW ELSE DO YOU SMOKE OUT THE TRAITORS?
ALL RIGHT, WE DO THE PLEDGE.
BUT NOW, THE KENTUCKIAN, RAND PAUL!
>> PASTOR JERRY STEPHENSON WILL NOW GIVE US OUR INVOCATION.
NEXT I WANT TO INTRODUCE RALPH ALVARADO.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME KELLEY PAUL.
>> PLEASE WELCOME LAUREN BOSLER.
>> YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT AS I ASKED MARLANA VANHOOSE
TO COME AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
>> ♪ ♪ AND THE HOME OF THE AND THE
HOME OF THE BRAVE! ♪ ♪
>> Jon: HOLY (BLEEP), THAT KID HAS PIPES.
THAT KID WAS AMAZING.
I'VE GOT TO SAY IF THIS WHOLE PRESIDENT THING DOESN'T WORK
OUT, RAND PAUL HAS A FUTURE AS THE NEXT PRODUCER OF THE OSCARS.
I MEAN, TALK ABOUT PUTTING ON A SHOW, ON TOP OF ALL THOSE
SPECIAL GUESTS, THIS GUY CAME ARMED WITH FOUR, YES FOUR,
SEPARATE VIDEO PACKAGES. THERE WAS ONE ON INTERNET PRIVACY,
THERE WAS ONE ON URBAN POVERTY. 30 MINUTES INTO THE SHOW,
I HAD SAID MORE AT THIS EVENT THAN THE GUY WHO WAS
THERE TO ANNOUNCE HIS CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT.
THERE WAS EVEN A VIDEO ABOUT RAND PAUL'S HARRY MET SALLY
MOMENT WITH HIS FUTURE WIFE WHEN THEY MET.
>> I MET HIM ON A BEAUTIFUL SPRING DAY.
HE WAS A CUTE CURLY HEADED GUY.
I ALSO THOUGHT HE WAS PROBABLY 18 YEARS OLD AND STILL IN
COLLEGE, I REALIZED THAT HE WAS NOT 18, HE WAS 26.
>> Jon: AND I REMEMBER SAYING TO HIM, 26?
AND YOU ARE STILL A LIBERTARIAN?
AND THEN FINALLY, A LONG SLOW HOUR AFTER POST TIME.
>> PLEASE JOIN ME IN WELCOMING MY HUSBAND AND YOUR AWESOME U.S.
SENATOR, RAND PAUL.
>> FINALLY! AT THIS POINT EVEN HILLARY CLINTON WAS LIKE JUST
ANNOUNCE ALREADY, PLEASE.
>> WITH YOUR HELP, THIS MESSAGE WILL RING FROM COAST TO COAST.
A MESSAGE OF LIBERTY, JUSTICE AND PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.
TODAY BEGINS THE JOURNEY TO TAKE AMERICA BACK.
>> Jon: HULK -- HULK ANGRY.
HULK ANGRY AT OVERWHELMING GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE
STATE.
HULK WANT AUDIT THE FED.
YOU TEED IT UP, RAND. BRING IT HOME, BABY.
>> TODAY, I ANNOUNCE WITH GOD'S HELP, WITH THE HELP OF LIBERTY
LOVERS EVERYWHERE, THAT I AM PUTTING MYSELF FORWARD AS A
CANDIDATE FOR -- >> Jon: OH, I'M SORRY.
WE ARE OUT OF TIME.