Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
- Well, get to work. - What?
- Hold on Mr. Krabs. - Ah!
Wow, that looks like fun.
I have two Krabby Patties but don't cook them.
I'll have two frozen Krabby Patties, too.
It's beautiful.
I'm selling twice as many patties and I don't even have to cook 'em.
You want excitement? 25 Pat in a box. Huh? Huh?
- Sort of the same, really. - Yeah.
Oh, Okay.
Uh, so what if we flop from two boxes?
Uh! Uh, into cream pie?
I like pie.
- Say now. - That'd I pay to see.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank.
Woo!
Okay boy. Let her rip.
[cheering]
Oh! What is this horrible place?
Cootchie Cootchie Coo.
What kind of monster is responsible for this horror?
That's it, boys.
Keep that gelatinous gold a flowing.
[laughing]
It's going to take a lot more than a suitcase full a cash
to buy the Krusty Krab from me.
Oh, there's a lot more than that.
The rest is over there.
Jumping King Neptune!
Sold! Give me my money!
Just one thing, if you could sign this contract, it just states
that you relinquish the Krusty Krab on all proprietary ownership thereof
along with its employees, merchandise, logos and cash registers.
- Do I still get the money? - Of course.
That'll be fine then.
SpongeBob, look!
Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab?
Good morning!
The Krusty Towers is now open for business.
Welcome to the Krusty Towers, where our motto is:
"We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request."
Oh, that's great. I'd like a Double Krabby Patty
with no onions and extra pickles.
If you want a Krabby Patty, you have to rent a room and order room service.
Hey, what's all the rukerus about? Woah.
Hey, what's the hold up?
How long you going to make us wait?
We were waiting here for hours.
We're still waiting in our driveway.
Squidward, there's a line of customers out there a million miles long.
That's nice. That's interesting.
I guess I'll be retiring early, after all.
SpongeBob, you're just in time for the grand unveiling of Krabby Land.
Krabby Land, sir?
Yes, Krabby Land, where a kid can have fun for the right price.
I give you Krabby Land!
[cheering]
What's happening to your critter there?
I'm not sure but whenever he does that, he finds change.
Change? As in legal tender?
Yeah, watch.
Meow.
Say, SpongeBob, why don't you ever bring your little sniggle to work with ya?
There you go! Bring in that change!
[laughing]
I've been working on this one for months.
He, he, he. There.
So, uh, how big is this thing suppose to get?
He he, who cares?
It's an endless supply of free patties.
You know, boy, at first I thought you were just being
a lily livered, spineless crybaby, scaredy pants, in-vertebrate loser.
But this rooftop restaurant of yours really has me business booming.
I'll take this old roadside stand off your hands for keeps.
And in exchange, I'll give you The Krusty Krab.
And Squidward, the grill and all those squeaky pickles.
Pretty Patties' is now under no management.
Who's next?
- I am! - I am!
Over here!
Step right up folks. Take a ride on the Krusty Sponge Fun Train.
Tickets are only $1.98. Seatbelts, not included.
[mumbling]
What is my future?
My tentacles are going to fall off, if I don't get a break soon, Mr Krabs.
Through the wonders of automation,
this factory can make as many Krabby Patties in one minute
as you used to make in a week. Take a whiff of the future, Krabs.
Does it smell like money?
Oh, yeah.
Up from your duff, boy!
You think I spent all last night assembling this printing press
so you could laze around all day?
From now on, you'll be twice as busy.
And I expect ya to wear two hats.
Cause along with your usual fry cooking duties,
you're my lead reporter for the new Krabby Kronicle.
- Here you go, Squidward. - Now what?
Oh, you're going to love this. Spongy patties!
Spongy patties?
Yeah, I want you to start using 'em instead of the other ones.
Where'd ya get them?
They were just, the boxes of patties we didn't have room for in the freezer.
They turned yellow. Got to keep
those SpongeBob ice cubes somewhere, ya know?
What a day.
What's next? A zombie invasion?
[screaming]