Are you eating the cheesecake without me?
Hmm-mmm.
I will give you a $100 to whistle right now.
How can you eat the cheesecake without me?
Oh, what are you gonna do? You gonna go run tell Monica?
Are you gonna tell Joey? No, because
then you'd have to tell them what we did.
We are dessert stealers.
We are living outside of the law.
You know what? I don't trust you with this cake anymore.
And I got it first.
- And I'm takin' it back. - What?
- What? - Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
No, no, no, you don't.
- Oh, yes! - You think I trust you with it?
No, we're gonna split it. You take half and I take half.
Well, that's not fair. You've already had some.
What? oh, then, you know what?
I think Monica would be very interested to know
that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
- What do we use to split it? - Okay.
Alright, pick a half.
Okay.
Well, this side looks bigger.
- Hmm-mmm. - Uh..
But there's more crust on this side.
You know?
So, maybe if I measured..
Oh, for God's sake, just pick a piece!
- Alright, I pick that one. - Ha, so the smaller piece.
Okay. There you go.
Enjoy your half, my friend. But that is it.
No sharing, no switching
and don't come cryin' to me
if you eat your piece too fast.
[screams] Oh!
Oh!
Alright, you gotta give me some of your piece.
Oh, no, no.
No switching, no sharing, and don't come cryin' to me!
Ha, ha, ha.
I may just sit here and have my cake all day.
Just sit here in the hallway and eat my..
[instrumental music]
Ross, sweetheart!
Oh, hey, Aunt Millie.
Isn't it a beautiful wedding?
Well, yes, yes it is.
Every time on the lips.
Why, why on the lips?
[applause]
There's Frannie.
- Won't she be happy to see me? - Now, wait a minute.
You be nice, alright?
I didn't bring you here so you could ambush her.
Frannie was the one who found your Playboys
and showed them to Mom.
That bitch.
Monica!
- What-- - Am I doing here?
Why? Surprised to see me?
Ross brought me. How do you like that?
Hi, Frannie, congratulations.
You invite my brother, you invite my whole family
and not me? Why? Why wouldn't you want me at your wedding?
What could I have possibly done?
Stuart!
I believe you know my husband.
So it's really a question of who could you have possibly done?
Oh, I hate this, but I-I-I have to go.
I-I-I can't miss my flight.
You sure? I bet there's another flight to Minsk in like--
July.
[speaking Russian]
That's really beautiful. What does it mean?
Please clean my beakers.
I don't get out of the lab much.
[giggles]
I thought it meant... something else.
Yeah, I, well, I really, actually
wanted to say, um, that.
But, um, I figured I probably shouldn't
because, you know, I...have to leave.
No, you're right, you're right. Don't say it.
I-I do, though.
I do, too.
- Bye, Phoebe. - Bye.