but nobody doesn't like skeletal oh i see it now Morbius yes serious
and at the age of 12 they grow a penis and i need a drink all right guys today's a big day we're
going to be going to awesome con in dc but i'm bringing my friend franco and my friend franco has
never been to avention or khan probably remember him from last year oh that horse is taking a piss
so franco you've never been to a convention what do you think is going to happen probably going
to see some people in some costumes hopefully they don't come up trying to like you know be
all weird and stuff but you know we're currently in washington dc right now we're at Awesome con
there's a stay puft bar show man is right there look look at the staple let the fun begin
what do children taste like they taste like if they taste the right way and add the right spices
they can taste like what you want them to taste they can taste like steak welcome to awesome con
uh look how many people it takes to do their interviews one two three four five
six and i just have a team of one that's all we need man there's somebody crawling up on the wall
over there all right we got hooves down there i have to ask what are you dressed as right now fern
from critical role here's goofy goofy's i don't know what he's carrying in there i have a quick
little question for you goofy what's what are you carrying in there where's max i'm a little worried
doctor you caught him you caught him how long did it take you to catch him
too long but i got him i i waited for him to stay still and then
now he submits him he literally said i spent 40 bucks to beat the [ __ ] out of him
vader's hanging out with jedi right now we have some droid builders out
r2 is here how do you feel about uh the trial verdict about amber hurd
congrats on the win johnny this is shiny she's of course genetically engineered
velociraptor at jurassic park engineered to be female but as we know let's find the way
yes it does all pops on these tables five dollars each
it already just foul three pack for five dollars i always love when they do chalk art at these
conventions how many hours do you think it's going to take you about 25 oh my gosh it looks amazing
25 hours and then the art will be complete oh hi mark could you describe to the internet who
you're dressed up as right now i am let me solo her legend of elden ring i'm sorry how would
you describe the game of ham game of hating all mankind that's what it stands for and whoever does
is my favorite card because no one knows what the [ __ ] it is but it's interesting it's actually a
real thing it's a genetic condition found in one rural village of the dominican republic
one in 90 people are born female and at the age of 12 they grow a penis it translates to penis at
12 and it's not a mystery wide i've only met three people who know what that is it's really abstract
how are you holding up right now i'm all right oh is this a video yeah i'm sorry
so how long did it take you to do your uh chris from kevin's vlog cosplay oh my gosh so uh just
the high-pitched voice took me like three hours to master i have a little sinus congestion that i got
especially for the roll um i have this like really cute like very old disney shirt um and i guess
it's like the unib shirt that doesn't quite fit me to really give me the christopher falcio knee look
a little little too high pitched oh that wasn't that crisp that wasn't a crazy
you're gonna work on that i've gotta really work on that so are you able to tell us why
it's important to spare no expense my friend franco doesn't know why it's important
to spare no expense well if you want something done right you got to toss money at it because
money's going to solve everything i mean if the movie hasn't taught us that i don't know where
you're going to learn your lesson who did you just think that was from uh hawkeye well i mean that's
how he was dressed in the finale with the with the white and the the hat the cane right no santa man
how do you feel about anakin skywalker honestly i i would fight him he really just hates the largest
part of my identity it's a struggle all right so anakin doesn't like sand but how do you feel
about sand i'm okay with it you're okay all right so i have to ask you what are you dressed up as
we are maromi and lil slugger of paranoia agents have you seen any doggies around hi doggy
what is your inspiration behind this furry costume just being a wolf
i'm an adult i'm an adult now what how old are you that if you're an adult then
uh about 175 i'd take it 175 and then you'll be this tall oh a little girl go in a backpack look
at this adorable grogu stuff grogu is thinking that he's looking a little scared and groggy is
ready to murder someone and then we have a butt here with mario's a [ __ ] stamp says insert coin
okay probably can't show that describe that bottom 31 photo
that's like x-rated over there man got somebody posing with don't look like there's a top on
there but but everyone is a disgrace all the girls are much too skinny dude bearing son
and no one knows how to pour the tea all right batman's over here talking a scream face on why he
should stop killing people uh what's what that's morbius it's your interview it's very important
uh-huh how do you feel about morbius coming back in the theaters the movie yeah i actually think
it's gonna be okay have you seen it i haven't but i like the the trailers for it like it looked
to me it looked amazing like i thought it was a really good job i don't have uh a thought on
that at all quite honestly first i saw the first one didn't see the second one morbius yes serious
ugh i went to watch and i want to refund back he played the joker come on
now he's playing morbius he doesn't have a good track record no he could make it
work i'm not seeing it so i have no i had no issues with it i actually have not seen it and
i wanted to see it until i saw the reviews and then i said oh you want a real answer
no but it's morbid time it's more than great it's sad it's just sad
and i need a drink in the victorian era people would be like oh i got the morbs
um temporary melancholy and i think that you know we've all kind of got the morbs from morbius
what did you say i didn't see the lightsabers leave me alone
is this dragon ball z yeah it's ahsoka right there here's princess leia and it's one giant long chain
she's choking jabba over there all right this is the most interesting slave lay i've ever seen
so we have a little jabba over there we have little han down here so in the back you're
an x-wing oh my that is dedication how long did this take to create and what was your inspiration
behind it seven months um my inspiration was leia and then also cybernetics that's why we have the
mantis blade cyberpunk 2077 inspired all right how do you guys feel about when the game launched
versus the current update oh my gosh i couldn't play it i could not play it the first uh launch
oh my god i had to wait like a year and then i went back then like completed 100.
adam stole my scepter and he's very small he's very very small
he's not as good as he thinks have you seen any little crickets around
crickets uh they're all very unlucky i have to ask how do you feel about the latest matrix movie
we don't like it how could they have improved on the latest matrix movie number one have a plot
number two have original characters that have depth and this is a creepy
thing that i like took a video with when it was like hugging me
that's terrifying what are these things they have little squid game
placements here they have a real life miss minute who's your favorite avenger
maybe
i would say scarlet oh okay why not have you seen scarlet hello
and i'm not drinking what is your worst nightmare uh i guess heights
the camera is the size of you how many pounds does it weigh um it's probably about like 12.
good luck today you got this you are an expert at knocking people out absolutely
what did will smith do wrong he didn't use a combo honestly or a star punch wait see the
roller skates what were the decisions behind putting roller skates on today well last year
we came and i brought my roller skates thinking that they would just be a prop
but then when i got down here i realized that there is few better places to roller skates
so i brought them back this year all right mace will we see you return we don't know but
at least there's a backstory coming right now uh in disney plus they're doing like some background
stories with dooku maze going backwards i wish he would show up at kenobi i sure do
i did not know this but they have major league footage all right do you have any
tips on surviving the zombie apocalypse get the [ __ ] out of the area as fast as possible
but what's the number one thing you should stock you know water spam um i would say rubber gilder
i'm scared to see what you've used those for now this is the universal studio's minion costume this
just isn't all the kids trying to stick his hand in his mouth poor little kevin but yeah it's the
actual costume from universal studios vote for look now jim how do you feel about the new voice
of kermit i don't like it i like the old guy he sounded better perfect before gear yeah some uh
some shrek so i know you're the expert in meth but do you know some good death sticks i can go find
are there any around here no comment it looks like they're having mario kart tournaments
here oh that's an aggressive uh batman and joker looks a little too happy with batman being on top
but there's this adorable stitch but he's sold we're sitting here taking a break franco's never
seen star wars he hasn't seen a lot of the movies so he has no idea what's going on so i asked can
you name five eternals characters and you know what he said icarus cersei athena druid right
there's an eternals fan on this earth here's a car this is apparently what gamer's heaven
looks like i have to ask what is a shrug you have free shrugs
the figures of ned flanders when he schemes nasa has a little vr experience right here
it looks like it's showing off planets all right the marines are here having people
do pull up the marines are like real life superheroes i don't know how they do their
training date i respect anybody who's in the army or the armed forces or the marines you
guys are rock stars i could never do what you do they got the power rangers punisher
they even have fat thor as a painting yeah look at this painting of captain america
i've never seen this very end of thanos before like batman and robin but mando and little grogu
boba fett um rocking the coconut over here we're doing full-on titanic joker is painting batman
a wonderful little tea party happening with a cheshire cat it's like alice in wonderland themed
cat food plush just a little orange cat or you could have french fry oh what about taco cat
taco cat looks like he went to chipotle yeah and is having a hard time gotta get so cute look at
the little straw tailee look at the tail this doesn't even look like a straw that looks like
a i know what it looks like you know what that yeah i don't want to talk about it this is where
the cia finds all their recruits here at awesome con i don't know if this is my disguise oh my god
so did you bring frankincense or vampire girl versus frankenstein girl
the most suspicious cosplay you'll see there's a little booth for triple adoptions
okay you don't know what a dribble is that's a trampoline i don't know from star trek i've i've
not seen star trek so they have a big tribble and a little tribble this is a tribble he's purring
oh he's really buzzing thank you so much this artist always like kind of photoshopped in uh
star wars like world war ii print i love them planning their attack and c3p on the background
looks like they've uh caught a storm trooper the galaxy gazette that's no moon firefighters
going over paris and here's a convention exclusive t-shirt it's gonna be star-lord with
some raptors but right below there's a psychic greeting there's a naked mrs incredible i don't
want photo i don't want it oh i see it now twin peaks the sanderson sisters tour 1993 same as it
ever was they also have one for halloween that could eat and the electric mayhem killer clowns
jesse and the rippers power line tour they also have a bunch of magnets at this booth
so kind of disturb the sexy smurf picture i feel very uncomfortable like every convention
they always have a tattoo alley so people are getting tatted up biggest print of doc
throughout all the movies and they also have one for marty the flux capacitor symbol in the center
where the skeletons right now doing their own thing where's the thirst drivers here
we go do we need to bring them up for you if you wanted to see that's what i wanted to see
here's a look at what the marvel characters look like underneath the suit
so this is creative mind development
here's a there's game boy art a little uh pikachu right there they have a delorean here
one day i'll have one of these one day
how was your first convention it was pretty cool man uh definitely didn't expect all this
my favorite part was definitely that guy stomping on sonic then saying spent 40 on that [ __ ] to
beat him up i don't know what that what are you talking about what happened so this dude had a
sonic i guess stuffed animal thing okay and then he literally was an ugly sonic i didn't really get
a good look at it but kevin asked him a question he threw it on the ground he stomped on him
the next thing you know we're walking away he's just like yeah i spent 40 dollars on this [ __ ]
to beat him off they're like all right now he's submissive or sonic right across the street is
the capital burger never been here before now guys i got the bacon cheeseburger it's going
to be candied smoked bacon vermont cheddar with a tomato jam on top the cross section
looks great now this just looks like a salad simple good burger oh my god that is so good
oh man the beef patty is amazing it's a simple burger it's not too complex it's just like a
simple tender juicy patty had a great fat content in it gave it a lot of flavor i love the tomato
jam in it it's just almost like sweet savory not very acidic cool tomato jam on the bottom
nice crispy pizza bacon wonderful cheddar on there great bun if you have to go to a convention here
go to capitol burger 10 out of 10. it's a must okay so guys we're back at home i hope
you enjoyed our little trip to awesome conan it was my first time going a lot of fun there's a
lot of cool cosplays wasn't a crazy busy mad house like other conventions throughout the country so
i highly suggest going to awesomecon but guys let me know down in the comments what was your
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