Are you ready for this?!
What's up guys, how are you? I'm so excited for today's vlog like I'm dead-ass so pumped. We're actually doing something interesting today
We have such a fun day planned
So let's talk about it. So today I'm going to San Francisco nothing new, but I'm meeting up with some special guys
Getting fucking pumped. Today I'm meeting up with Marla Catherine and summer McKean, and we're doing a photo shoot. It's about 10:45 right now
I'm meeting them at 2:30, so I'm leaving definitely a little bit early so that I can go get some coffee, and yeah
That's about. It. Sorry if I seem like really like enthusiastic right now, and you're like uncomfortable by it
It's just I don't do anything interesting in my life
And I'm so excited to finally be doing something interesting and also I've been watching both
Marla and the summer since like before I started my youtube like I've been watching them both for so long
So it's just really cool to meet them
But I'm going straight to a coffee shop right now because haven't had any coffee or food today
Fuck.
But I'm literally gonna be there so early like I'll get there probably two hours
Before I have to meet which is so great. I love being early. I Love IT. I laugh at sorry oh so annoying
Oh, let's do a little OTT shoes are Doc Martens. Aka. My favorite shoes say make you look like a badass bitch. Levi's 501 jeans
My fav BAE's. They're not thrifted the I bought them at full price which was
Particularly painful, then I'm wearing this shirt from brandy melville, but I literally got in like 8th grade
And I only wore like once and I you just forgot it existed
So I was like you know I let's pull it out in retirement my beanie is from forever 21
And my glasses are from Pakistan, and it's just time I'll see you when I get to the city. Bye
Okay, so here's what's up? I'll make this quick because I'm driving right now. Let me tell you what's up?
You hi you if you say now, okay, so I'm driving and I look on my windshield
And I see that there's a note under my like windshield wipers, and I'm so anxious to see what it says
I want to read it so bad
It's literally fluttering on my windshield, and I just all I want to do is read it
I don't know like it could be there's so many options
Somebody could have hit my car and like that's their insurance info
Or it's a secret admirer and someone has a crush on me
And they want to admit it and so then they left that under my windshield because they're in love with me and that's their way
Of confessing their love there are so many options, and I don't know which one. It's going to be so there it is
There's the note so can't wait to get there so I can freakin read it because I'm so anxious about what it says
Okay, so okay, so we just arrived in San Francisco cool, and let's go look at the note
I'm so excited fun fact
This isn't a joke like this is actually like this is like actually like like this is like this is was here
This is just my life. Please read on camera. Okay, um hi Emma. Love your flaws would love to meet you one day
I was so excited when I saw your car lmao shouted to Jonathan Krab 360 so go follow him guys
Thanks, Jonathan for leaving that note on my car very much appreciate that okay. Well back to our regularly scheduled vlog
I just parked I have to pay for parking and then I'm gonna get some food
I don't know why I just said that like you already know what's going on
I
Got a coffee and a peanut-butter-and-jelly toast, and they was so delish so thank Jesus for that
I literally have like two hours until I have to be there for the shoot
So I'm just kind of chilling like I just don't have anything to do and this
UPS guy is like staring at me, and I just am uncomfortable so
Also I had a whole full-on dilemma while the camera was off so I look in the mirror
And I'm like oh my god
My makeup looks so fucking bad because my skin is really dry and flaky for some reason right now
I don't know why I've been moisturizing and stuff, but it's like still really flaky, so don't know what something on there
I'm not good at hygiene
So I was like looking at my face and there was like all of the makeup like soaked into the dead skin
And this is so gross anyways basically long story short my makeup look so bad like my face makeup
I ended up taking a napkin and
Pouring water on it and taking off all my face makeup because it looked so bad
I have to like turn this way so that the UPS guy can't see that. I'm like talking to myself
I don't know why you know if something interesting happens
but for now
I'm just gonna sit in my car and like decide if I should walk around
Here a little bit more before we meet I don't know okay life is just a big roller coaster
And I'm just along for the ride
Just kidding I don't read books
So
Stupid so here's. What's up?
I just went to Walgreens and got some makeup because I'm gonna redo my makeup
Because my makeup looks so bad actually before I start let me do a haul
I got some Neutrogena makeup wipes covergirl Ready Set gorgeous concealer some great lash
Because this is like not the best mascara, but it's a classic. It's a classic Milani
transparent face powder a kabuki brush and some Milani highlighter
so this could go either really good or really bad like I'm so bad at makeup because I don't know how to do it because
I don't usually wear it and like whenever I do wear it
I regret it because it ends up like getting crusty
So let me know down below how to not be bad at makeup cuz I'm working on that. Oh my god ow okay face
It's now clean. I look really bad. I don't even know if this is my color, but we'll see let's blend with our fingers
I used to do that when I was like 2 years old I miss my Beauty Blender. Actually. This is working kind of well
Oh, that's actually good concealer. Isn't even my color though. I don't know comment down below
This is my color, and I James Charles if you're watching this let me know ok, I can kind of fuck with that
Let's now get out the setting powder
I got translucent powder so that I wouldn't have to choose a color, and it's bright white so we'll see how that goes
Okay now my face is starting to looking crusty again
But whatever I give up at this point my face is just gonna be crusty like that's just how it's gonna be you know what?
I mean now let's apply some highlighter damn boo
Oh shit using the same brush cuz I don't have any class at all all the beauty gurus right now
Who are watching this are like oh my god?
This bitch is literally insane, but I never said that I was good at makeup so like you guys don't have any expectations
Hopefully mascara time. I think I might have just found my new everyday makeup tutorial
I'm not trying to brag though the mascara
I usually use is the Too Faced better than sex mascara
And it is wrote markula sleep better than this this mascara is so bad
But it was the only one at the drugstore that I recognized so I decided to choose this one
But I probably should've went out on a limb and gotten a different one cuz this mascaras looking so bad this mascara
Sucks if you like it
I don't know what you're talking about whoo
In their right mind like literally goes to Walgreens and buys an entire new makeup collection and then does their makeup like five minutes before
A shoot like who the fuck would ever do that me apparently makeup tutorials done. Haha peace out
What's up, okay?
So just parked in the area that we're meeting at I saw them when I was driving by it which was
Is that them I think it is Broderick correct me if I'm wrong
But I think that was the name of the older brother and Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Don't quote me on that
I don't know for sure, but just wanted to put it out there that I know that fact because I'm a realist and what?
This moment will go down in history forever is a ship named amaur amaur amaur
Every time I'm not here what what's up guys today, we're gonna get giving you a tour of San Francisco. Are you guys ready?
She's really young come on
My gum is starting to lose its flavor. Yeah, I spent my not earlier because I'm ahead of my game. Sorry didn't mean to roast
The Marla Catherine in action look at her the leg the leg sorry I got distracted
These are mean skills this is my do the oh my god
Oh
Is that real no I got another one side, please and it's a little how did she just sort of lanyard
My god her hands are not real
Hey guys, it's me Emma Chamberlain we're all wearing the same sweater
This is what I like to call insanity control us you can't we all have the same backpack, too
It's so hot out here, and we're all wearing the same sweater
And it's like this thing is like real wool because we don't buy fake stuff
Just kidding. It's fake, so I'm a really unique original person, and I like to make unique original content
I like to drug you guys. It's me
Hey guys, it's me Emma. I don't know where the tape load roads blow-dried my hair today. I blow drug the drug I
curled my hair last night in preparation for today really
I literally like did a face mask and cried last night cuz my skin so bad and their skin is so good
He's so bad oh
Oh guys
You know let's do a matching game, you're
With me
Okay, I'm having it the time of my life. How about you? Oh?
Don't act like you know hey guys it's me
Hi, my name is Marla, I'm five foot
You forgot, I'm sorry
Here's a little bit more about me. I love horses
My mom signed me up for water polo at the age of four I've been training non-stop
Replace
Literally it's like 2,000 degrees out here and be out here though. You know what I mean
I've never met her and I know shows on the wall, and you know I'm putting this on the wall
You have a wall not yet, but it'll be you well. I'm making a wall
Are you copy me twice they're both making a Polaroid wall at home not both of them can make it
Please vote down below. Who's allowed to have the Polaroid wall, and who's not if you don't know what a Polaroid
Wall is google it and stop not respecting hideous
Did you even think about copying us I will find you after trains. I love Thomas
Emma from the future, I just wanted to say that I mean it can't be her boy, sorry
I work like that how much really true. I'm really excited. We're excluding you right now. She's looking she's
like and my we know your
You can't talk and I was the one that was trying to talk here, so I just wanted to say um
Thank you for editing this and I can't wait to see it. I'm sorry if I hurt your
Okay, I might you can come back now, so I stole all right. I know that they just said so many nice things about me
Yeah
Oh
Okay, I think that's hard at all. It's come back to life. Honey. Is it okay? I'm working on it
Can we turn the music off?
Currently driving to our next shoot location there in Luber oh shit hold on well
This is the angle you're getting so we're driving to our next shoot location. We're at Fort Point knowing Chrissy fields
I don't find out my camera is about to die like any minute the little beeper thing is beeping off
So that's not good so if my camera dies at some point might have to switch over to the iPhone
But that's just what you got to do. Hope you're having fun so far. Hope you're enjoying the blog or if you're not ah
Sorry, we have the Golden Gate Bridge. We don't know who this guy is, but he's just like shooting Marla
Don't know who he is. This is Marla's sister. What's up? Hey?
That's what I like to hear. Tell me what your wife. My name's Amanda. I'm here with her
Okay, that's no no trying to brag. We're bragging
So we were at the Golden Gate Bridge
And we're about to take pictures and stuff whatever and Marla noticed that she lost her vlog camera
Which had her SD card in it and everything she was like she needed it, okay
It was so important like it had all of her like video stuff on it. Okay. She left her freaking camera somewhere
We couldn't find it. We drive back to the house that we were shooting at earlier, and it's freaking here outside
I've lost my camera. I literally lost my can g7x this has the memory card that has all the sponsorship stuff all like my camera
Man, what's up guys curly car vlogging with my phone because guess what died my camera and we're living our best life
We left her camera at Ahana board on somebody's porch, then drove literally 20 minutes away. He's like 10, but we're gonna say it's 20
Minutes away that we realized
We left our camera at the house, and now what are we doing guys 1 2 3 getting burritos?
One time a
Eaten so much I
Thought I could do it are
You kidding me we went to talk about an anther new dollar fries and was like this is a dollar and so I ordered all
the fries and and then I was like looking at the
Sorry okay I
Didn't actually vomit but I just hurry Gurjit ate it and wait
How am I vomited the other day when I was at the gym I threw up in my mouth
Have you guys ever like okay? This is gonna get really deep right now
Have you guys ever like like where you like throw up a little bit in your mouth?
And it's like all acid and it burns your throat. Please swallow. I'm gonna have to swallow it
We're about to go eat
All right guys, let's sort of feelings this boy. I really like him, but I've never talked to him
Okay, so he's tall dark and handsome
My boyfriend's name is Dylan Jordan
He got his channel hacked and deleted, but he's back actually the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life
Yeah, I know go subscribe. I'll link his channel down below music. Seventy burritos. Well. Let's hear about your Gary's my crush, okay
Don't date just a date date. If you really love someone Jade if you connect with them better
Make sure to put that dog filter on me
So many people have it Apple earpods, sorry
I love box. We could like instead of having like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
We could have Sisterhood of the Traveling Crocs Google burritos. I
Know you probably can't hear me in here, so I'm sorry this burritos, so good
This is why I shouldn't vlog on my iPhone because I get tempted to do weird stuff like this
Not gonna cut it out
We worked up some tears hold on
I'm so sad, but do you know whom to miss the most?
My baby
See you later, okay, and I hope you enjoyed our vlog today. Love you guys appreciate you guys staying stay sail it
What what I said steal it oh?
Yeah, I think that's a lie so I was about to say it, and I was like wait did she say this solo
Oh I missed