(Bird Noises)
Pretty birdie. Yes you are. You're so pretty.
SHUT UP!
Both: Going to the mountains
going to the mountains
Go go go go go to the mountains
going to the mountains
Dude, why you stopping?
I am out of gas I am stopping right now
Dude, shut the hell up. What are we gonna do?
We are trapped the forest
we can hurt totally screwed man
Well, I gave you gas money.
Oh yeah!
Spend it on this.
That was easy.
You're an idiot.
(Door Close)
Where you going?
We're gonna get some gas.
Why are you bringing all that stuff?
In case we get lost.
Oh, in that case, I'm bringing this.
Where'd you get that?
Found out in my dad's bed. Pretty cool, huh?
Why are you bringing that stupid thing?
I don't know. Good luck.
Not anymore!
That was easy.
What the hell, man?! I paid five bucks for that!
Sorry!
(Trunk Close)
Where'd it go?
I don't know. Who cares?
Well, I mean that thing was very important to me, man.
We're gonna see.
Yeah support.
And you know if you don't find it,
you owe me some big bucks.
Somewhere over here.
It's a major duckets.
That was there.
I'm gonna shoot it!
Wait, wait! Don't shoot me!
You must listen to me, humans!
You're in grave danger. My brothers...
DEMAND!
(Multiple Gun Shots)
It's a broccoli in it's...
Die, die, die!
That was easy.
The Easy Button!
Broccoli!
You want some?
Where's the car?
I don't know. Where did it come from?
Uh...
That way?
Paris Hilton.
Not hot.
Reese witherspoon.
Milf.
Uh, Angelia Jolie.
Not hot.
What? What's wrong with her?
She has like big puffer fish lips.
Her lips are fine.
Oh yeah. Okay yeah. Well, like Angelina Jolie's like...
"Ah! I'm the hottest in the world"!
"I got big lips danananana"!
I could curve a bullet.
I'll be right back.
Where you going, man?
Ian, where'd you put the toilet paper?!
It's in your backpack!
I looked in here onto your sand paper!
(Sighs)
Just use the sandpaper!
FINE!
OW!
AH OUCH!
OOOOOOOOOW! Okay, I'm done!
Hey there's something on the tree over there!
Is this supposed to be us?
Well, duh. Looks exactly like us.
I think there's a road around here or something?
Wouldn't heard to check.
Whoa, I think...
Yeah I see a car over there!
Well, well, well. Look who we have here.
The hell? I thought we killed you.
Hand me the red button.
What? Why?
Because the red button possesses a great power that
you puny humans are incapable of understanding.
But I bought this from a homeless guy.
He was no homeless guy!
He was Darian Elda Home,
the road wizard with a drinking problem.
Somehow, you managed to buy
the red button from him
before I could get to it.
But I couldn't let you get away with it oh no no.
I followed you into the mountains, and waited
for you to come down this death row.
I then shot a hole in your gas tank,
and waited for you to run out of gas.
I would have killed you right there.
But your idiot friend tossed the button into the forest.
So then I followed you into the forest and waited for
good chance to kill you,
and your stupid friend.
But I shot you 10 times.
Ah, but I played a little trick on you!
Somehow, you found out I was following you.
So I sent out my identical twin brother to coax you
into eating broccoli laced with laxatives.
My backstabbing brother tried to warn
you of my insidious plan.
But before he revealed it,
you killed him, and ate the broccoli anyway.
Wait a second. Why laxatives?
Well, you see.
I knew that soon after your friend ate the laxatives,
he would have to go drop a deuce.
So while he was relieving himself,
I switched his roll of toilet paper,
with a roll of sandpaper laced
with a flesh-eating virus.
What?!
But then I found out,
he was immune to flesh-eating viruses.
But never mind that.
Now I'm gonna take what's rightfully mine.
And I'm gonna kill you.
Wait.
What now?
You never even told us what the button does.
(Sighs)
I already said you humans
are incapable of understanding.
But since I'm gonna kill you, I guess I'll tell you anyway.
So the button has this magical power.
That grant wishes.
All you have to say is big red button,
and you tell it you wish.
That's it?
Yeah.
Big red button, give everyone in the world...
"A boner!"
Well...
Well, I guess you didn't do it, right?
'Cause I don't have a boner if
that's what you're thinking.
Uh, I'll be back for you too.
That was easy.
I can't believe that worked, man.
What...
But what's a boner?
Is this a boner?
No, that's your belly button.
Oh.