- [Voiceover] This episode of CC: Social Scene
is based on your suggestions on how to take
the perfect profile picture.
- [Voiceover] These are all dumb and terrible,
- I know, we need to get some good profile pictures.
(camera snapping)
- Ugh, I'm never gonna figure this out.
- What up?
- Who are you?
- I'm Selfie Self, this is my girl Photo Bomb,
and we 'bout to teach you
how to take the perfect profile picture.
(snappy music)
♪ How to make the perfect profile picture
♪ Lights, focus, you need the perfect mixture
♪ How to make the perfect profile picture
♪ Get it right, yo, it's tight, all the likes, it'll get ya
♪ Step one, quality is job one
♪ If your profile pic is blurry, it be seen by no one
♪ Step two, step two, here's what you got to do
♪ Use a angle, no dangles, and it always looks cool
♪ Step three, don't be creepy
♪ Half-naked in the bathroom clickin' selfies
♪ Step four, four, here's the coffin to the nail
♪ Add a cat to the picture, meow, it never fails
♪ That's a tight cat, it never fails
♪ How to make the perfect profile picture
♪ Lights, focus, you need the perfect mixture
♪ How to make the perfect profile picture
♪ Get it right, yo, it's tight, all the likes, it'll get ya
♪ Be boring or sad, that's whack
♪ Be fun, take a picture by your giant pancake stack
♪ If you ugly, but you wanna be a hottie
♪ Just Photoshop your head on a better body
♪ Get that Photoshop, that's hot, that's hot
♪ Now you good, it looks like it should
♪ Put on as many filters as you could, all the filters
♪ One mo tip, no matter time and place
♪ Never take a profile picture with a duck face
♪ Quack quack, don't do it, quacky quack quack
♪ How to make a perfect profile picture
♪ Lights, focus, you need the perfect mixture
♪ That's how to make the perfect profile picture
♪ Get it right, yo, it's tight, all the likes, it'll get ya
♪ All the likes, all the likes
♪ All the likes, all the likes, yeah
♪ All the likes, all the likes
- Aw, yeah, thanks guys.
- My profile picture looks so cool.
- Tight, we gonna go back in the closet now.
- Bye, y'all.
- See ya.
(doors shutting)
Do you think they live in there?
- If they do, they should pay rent.
- Right.
- We ain't payin' rent.
- [Voiceover] Thanks for watching CC Social Scene.
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